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College radio DJ was just bitching about how Justin Timberlake won the Grammy for best dance song because he's not "real electronic music", then proceeds to play some of the corniest techno and big beat I've ever heard. *groan*

JordanC (JordanC), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

On my school's station we put those people on very late at night.

danno martinez (danno martinez), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

What is that?

It's lyrics to a song by Princess Superstar. It's an "hip hop" song.

Metrosexual Healing (crunkleJ), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

It's my favorite song.

More:

Babysitting sucks but whatever they got junk food, kung fu, egg fu, Dig Dug, a dog too

And a hot Jew, Mr. Weintraub, I mean he's old but not dimed out
If I'm bad I'll turn around in the corner for Time Out

I assume your folks are gonna be out late, go make me Kool Aid
I'm a sit on the couch and masturbate then call my boyfriend Gabe and see if he ate

Spit out my Bubbalicious and get to one of them big fridges that could fit 10 midgets

I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! I'm makin 6 bucks an hour

Let's make Fluffernutters don't fuckin utter another peep
I'll take the cookie cutter make star cookies outta ya skin while you sleep

Metrosexual Healing (crunkleJ), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

It's ironic how erotic my robotic sonnets
Get girls in bonnets hot like Harry Connicks
Sick on gin and tonics, we super sonic, hook you on our phonics
Learned Ebonics by erotic ebony dick and Mantronix
Never stoppin' it, sock electronic shit allotted
The whole club up when we spotted it
And if we wanted it, fill it with men and spawn and shit
Ain't nothing wrong with it
Let's get the party started, shit, let's get it on and hit.

Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in it's funny bone (kenan), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Y'all ready for this?

Armando Grouse (Armando ), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

You folks are not posting enough today. It's my day off work--entertain me!

Metrosexual Healing (crunkleJ), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost lolz

danno martinez (danno martinez), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

My students looked so bored today that I started talking about something totally nonsensical to see if they were even listening. I started talking about what I was thinking of having for lunch.

And I had planned something "fun" for them to do today too -- I set up an online forum and they were supposed to post to the threads I started about the cult of celebrity and 15 min. etc. I put a picture of Andy Warhol in my first post and then someone referred to him as "Warnot" and three people laughed at the picture.

Armando Grouse (Armando ), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

more, more!

Metrosexual Healing (crunkleJ), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha. Jesse is lounging on a pile of brocade pillows and eating grapes while demanding greater and greater levels of excitement.

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Ratchet effect in da house.

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha. "Warhol? More like WarNOT!"

(on the casino gig we were making stupid jokes like this all night)

JordanC (JordanC), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

OK, that muscle guy was kind of gross. Either the image makes his skin read too dark or his hobby is melanoma.

Metrosexual Healing (crunkleJ), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe tan in a can.

Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in it's funny bone (kenan), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

lol at the way rummy_animated.gif includes this image:

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/rummy_animated.jpg

Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in it's funny bone (kenan), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Mommy, why is the man humping on Secwetawy Wumsfeld?

danno martinez (danno martinez), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Chicago? More like ChicaDON'T.

JordanC (JordanC), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

(I can't look at the images, I'm in a training class)

JordanC (JordanC), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

FAFSA=submitted.

Metrosexual Healing (crunkleJ), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm gonna make you think all sorts of stinky thoughts.

Metrosexual Healing (crunkleJ), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

¿Chica! Don't!

Metrosexual Healing (crunkleJ), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck.

Metrosexual Healing (crunkleJ), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Btw "Pockets" is on the gig tomorrow.

JordanC (JordanC), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Come on over and shoot the shit. YEEEEAAAAAH.

Metrosexual Healing (crunkleJ), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Ugh. Bored. Fortunately Jenny will be joining me in about 2 minutes and we can proceed to get stinky.

Metrosexual Healing (crunkleJ), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

has anyone else played with this?

http://www.pando.com/

Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in it's funny bone (kenan), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

If that's as nice as it looks, I'll be using it a lot. I hate having to use YouTube to show people my stuff.

en i see kay (EstrangedNative), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, a friend on the other side of earth wants me to use it so we can send each other music and movies and stuff more easily. i guess it's worth a try.

Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in it's funny bone (kenan), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I shall use it with the new ridiculous speed internet connection I'm getting tomorrow. Somehow, the package with 20Mbs internet, DVR, HBO, and a phone line was like $12 more than simple cable and slowest internet.

en i see kay (EstrangedNative), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Whoa, the thread's all the way down the page. I just got home after a cab ride that I had to cut short due to lack of funds. Only had to walk 5 blocks or so, no big deal. I left Jesse at the corner of Clark/Fullerton, I think he was gonna go do some shots.

danno martinez (danno martinez), Friday, 16 February 2007 07:18 (seventeen years ago) link

no big deal BIGGIE

danno martinez (danno martinez), Friday, 16 February 2007 07:19 (seventeen years ago) link

We did not have shots at the corner of Clark and Fullerton. We had a couple beers and went home like good little boys and girls.

Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in it's funny bone (kenan), Friday, 16 February 2007 07:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually, I can only speak for myself. I look forward to other people's hangover complaints tomorrow, so I can laugh at them.

I fear their stories about not going to work, because I will envy them poisonously.

Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in it's funny bone (kenan), Friday, 16 February 2007 07:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I am probably going to be hung over. I am going to work though.

Jeff... (Jeff...), Friday, 16 February 2007 13:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm at work. I don't feel very well.

Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Friday, 16 February 2007 14:12 (seventeen years ago) link

The 500 sluts thread is really funny. Someone is listening to "Weeeee're in this love together..." on the radio. Why is there a shirtless hairy man standing behind Donald Rumsfeld in that picture? I just ate a bagel and I have some really disgusting coffee, too, because I didn't want to make two stops for my breakfast needs. It's possible that my co-extern won't come to work today and that would mean that I had a whole week without having to work with any annoying co-externs. Thank you weather!

Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Friday, 16 February 2007 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh you guys.

It is colder than ever today.

JordanC (JordanC), Friday, 16 February 2007 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

i woke up in a coughing jag yesterday at 5 a.m., called into work at 7:30 and planned on trying to get in to see my doctor but i climbed back into bed and fell asleep then didn't wake up again until 5:18 p.m.

it was a pretty good day.

chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 February 2007 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

We wondered what had happened to you. Are you feeling better now?

It is cold as hell out there. I was in a bit of a fog getting dressed this morning and really made some poor clothing choices and suffered mightily as a result once I left the house.

Ooo now the radio is playing "What you won't do! You'll do for loooove... you'll try anything... but you won't give up." I like the radio today. It's smooooooooth.

Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Friday, 16 February 2007 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link

My man Bobby Caldwell! The smoothest.

JordanC (JordanC), Friday, 16 February 2007 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link


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