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OMFG SO CUET

― 69 (pete), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/ce/The_Great_Outdoors_%28film%29_Poster.jpg/200px-The_Great_Outdoors_%28film%29_Poster.jpg
http://www.ivebeentoduluth.net/i/i/shirt-01-standard.jpg

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:31 (seventeen years ago) link

that's a pillow, do i purchase for wife, y/n

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:31 (seventeen years ago) link

y, and one for me

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

wife, friends, parents, boss, hobos y

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

suburbs to avoid: maplewood, woodbury

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, it's seventy dollars

http://www.kropserkel.com/Images/horsehead%20(7).jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link

best $70 you'll ever spend

― simon le cowell (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link

wow that is a good deal larger than the first picture would lead you to believe

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:36 (seventeen years ago) link

In addition to living in Minneapolis and owning a cat born at Macalester College, I used to sell children's photographs in Wal*Marts across the state of Minnesota. I spent a week in Fergus Falls. One night, I got so bored sitting in the hotel room watching [i]Tommy[/i] and [i]Hoffa[/i], that I drove over to Wahlpeton, North Dakota, to eat dinner, just so I could check another United State off my visited list. I sent off my receipts from the Sauk Centre post office (where behind the building, a few teenaged girls were smoking cigarettes.) I boned up on my pidgen Spanish in Wilmar. My girlfriend met me in Albert Lea the week I was there, and we hung out in the room after hours, watching movies like [i]The China Syndrome[/i]. I picked up a hitch-hiker coming back from the St. Cloud store and we drove to Chicago. I finally lost my shit and quit that horrible baby photograph job after a really bad day in Owatonna.

― PPlains (PPlains), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

last one i promise

http://www.kropserkel.com/Images/horsehead%20(6).jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

First sentence of PPlains' debut novel

I finally lost my shit and quit that horrible baby photograph job after a really bad day in Owatonna.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:39 (seventeen years ago) link

someone please buy me that pillow for my birthday

― simon le cowell (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

pplains you have the makings of the minnesotan factotum right there.

other suburb memories:

once i was canvassing door-to-door in eden prairie and because i hated my job and was hot and tired i sat down on a porch with a depressed middle-aged man who talked a bit like a minnesotan james mason. he talked about growing up in st paul and how the state/country he loved was dead, about watching john kerry on the cavett show and how he wished he could vote for that one instead of '04 kerry. his wife brought us lemonade, then he sort of gestured at his ugly housing development, ratcheted up the mason voice ten-fold and said "it's not eden... and there's no prairie anymore."

he later accused me of flipping him off when i adjusted my glasses.

that is my only memory of being in eden prairie.

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link

seriously that pillow only works out to like $1/cubic foot.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

"it's not eden... and there's no prairie anymore."

Wow. What a line.

I worked the Eden Prairie store, too. During my lunch break, I went over to that mall where they filmed Mallrats.

― PPlains (PPlains), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

First sentence of PPlains' debut novel

And I did try to put some of those experiences down on paper! And after sixty pages, I took those papers downstairs and set them on fire!

― PPlains (PPlains), Friday, 30 March 2007 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

start again mofo with that sentence up there

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 30 March 2007 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

you are like the book nazi i swear to god

― simon le cowell (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 30 March 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

"nazi"

i didn't say book. it reads like the 1st sentence of a short story.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 30 March 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

oh god i guess i did say book, sorry busy day!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 30 March 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

guys, my job. my job is CRAZY. did i mention, my job is crazy? gaaah. why are we communicating stuff that isn't accurate? because we're too rushed and unfocused to care what people think. plus, they won't pay attention anyway, because of our long history of putting any old crap out there and not caring what people think. this is apparently a-ok with lots of folks at the organization, i think it's not ok with sr management but do i ever get to talk to them? hell no

it's nice to be reminded yet again that i can't count on my boss to stand up for me. 'you have a point' but.. let's stick with the status quo of putting any old crap out there

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 30 March 2007 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.dailykitten.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/1174019305cats-026.jpg

― simon le cowell (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 30 March 2007 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

HI DERE I HAVE DAY OFF. And I just made salad/eggs/bacon/espresso for Otto Midnight & self, and roommates are hanging out talking shit. I love everything.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 30 March 2007 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

HI LAUREL I AM AT HOME EATING PiZZA AND DRINKING WINE AND IT IS ONLY 1130 YAY

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

also my roommate had some friends over yesterday afternoon which included a dog named "Otter" who unsurprisingly turned out to be a total G

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Wine before noon is v v blood diamonds, I have to say. I'm not hungover but whatshisface is, and unless he was kidding me, he said he doesn't drink during daylight hours which seems like a terrible waste of a day, basically. I might have some beers later while teaching Agent Cooper to change a tube.

What is a "total G"?

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 30 March 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.musicnotes.com/images/garthwlogo.jpg

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 30 March 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, no one told me agent cooper was going to be in nyc this weekend. if i had known THAT then i'd be there NOW

― simon le cowell (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 30 March 2007 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/13254/13_2007/beer.jpg

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

that store 8080

― simon le cowell (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 30 March 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

8080

― Ed (dali), Friday, 30 March 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Fuck me the last two days have been shit (workwise)

― Ed (dali), Friday, 30 March 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

amen, Ed

― break machine (Brian Miller), Friday, 30 March 2007 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

excerpt from an email regardng a project that's in design and getting handed to me next week (I have not even touched this project yet but will be the sole person on it soon)

"Here you go... Schedule has slid due to some issues on our end. We really need to step things up – haven’t shown them much progress in the last couple weeks."

Thanks!

― break machine (Brian Miller), Friday, 30 March 2007 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.cluedup.co.nz/images/step_it_up_logo.jpg

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 17:15 (seventeen years ago) link

lol jpg is hueg

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 17:15 (seventeen years ago) link

so guys my new thing while waiting for my job to exist is that I am going to make $$$$$ selling magic blue beaver pelts to my fellow players in Second Life

what do you think

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 30 March 2007 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

You all love it and wish you had thought of it first

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 30 March 2007 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

what can i do with one of those

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

haha eden prairie

― ogo (gcannon), Friday, 30 March 2007 17:30 (seventeen years ago) link

dear gmail

why are you crashing on me again. fuck you.

sincerely,
ally

― simon le cowell (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 30 March 2007 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

"beaver"

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 30 March 2007 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

"magic" what kind of magical beaver are you sellin

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 30 March 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

dear everyone,

who is drinking post-work drinks tonight and also where?

yours in christ,
ally

― simon le cowell (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 30 March 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

guys whatever i did wrong to make no one want to drink with me anymore, i'm sorry. i knew it would happen someday though ;_;

― simon le cowell (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 30 March 2007 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Hi DC! I just discovered last night that my sister and her boyfriend are moving to your fair city this summer, so I hope that sometime in the not-too-distant future I can come and visit and drink many beers.

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Friday, 30 March 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

HEY GUYS

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/13254/13_2007/beer.jpg

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

8090

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

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