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>>The Uffda Zah
Italian Sausage, Pepperoni, Mushrooms, Black Olives, Green Peppers, and Onions

Oh jeez they do NOT have a lutefisk pizza dere!

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:09 (seventeen years ago) link

this place rules, we totally should go. everyone to visit northern minnesota! we'll just crash at my aunt's place i'm sure she's still working at some bar or another

http://www.svenandoles.com/worldbeertour.html

"Finish the Tour and get a World Tour T-Shirt, a 12" Pizza with two toppings, a card for 5 drinks and your name in 'The Pickle Herring Club Hall of Foam.'"

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I LOOKED AT THE MENU AND IT SAID LUTEFISK PIZZA ONE MILLION DOLLARS

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Our legendary, but still not tasted .......... Lutefisk ............................. $1,000,000

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

now i think YOU owe ME a million dollars for being wrong

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

then you can get your pizza, problem is solved

― simon le cowell (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I will mail you a frozen lutefisk pizza for $50.00.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Friday, 30 March 2007 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

ok darla group trip to minnesota is a-ok and totally blood diamonds in my book but i'm not going to grand mirais to eat some scandinavian stereotype pizza.

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

haha i'm a really bad minnesotan, i never, ever go anywhere outside the twin cities, like even most of the second-ring suburbs are terrifying mysteries to me

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

i might go to MPLS in june??

― 69 (pete), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I've lived here my whole life and I get lost outside of the cities.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Friday, 30 March 2007 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link

see i've never been to twin cities (catching a commuter flight to duluth from the airport doesn't count) i've only spent time way up nort dere

it's kind of the west virginia of minnesota except now there are a few fancy yuppie camping towns like ely which are like a patagonia theme park

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

i should probably admit than i also fear most of the first-ring suburbs :/

tell me why pete

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5c/North_Country_film.jpg/200px-North_Country_film.jpg

my second cousin was in this.. drivin a zamboni

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

he's going to see a man about a horse

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.kropserkel.com/Images/horsehead%20(9).jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

OMFG SO CUET

― 69 (pete), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/ce/The_Great_Outdoors_%28film%29_Poster.jpg/200px-The_Great_Outdoors_%28film%29_Poster.jpg
http://www.ivebeentoduluth.net/i/i/shirt-01-standard.jpg

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:31 (seventeen years ago) link

that's a pillow, do i purchase for wife, y/n

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:31 (seventeen years ago) link

y, and one for me

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

wife, friends, parents, boss, hobos y

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

suburbs to avoid: maplewood, woodbury

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, it's seventy dollars

http://www.kropserkel.com/Images/horsehead%20(7).jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link

best $70 you'll ever spend

― simon le cowell (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link

wow that is a good deal larger than the first picture would lead you to believe

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:36 (seventeen years ago) link

In addition to living in Minneapolis and owning a cat born at Macalester College, I used to sell children's photographs in Wal*Marts across the state of Minnesota. I spent a week in Fergus Falls. One night, I got so bored sitting in the hotel room watching [i]Tommy[/i] and [i]Hoffa[/i], that I drove over to Wahlpeton, North Dakota, to eat dinner, just so I could check another United State off my visited list. I sent off my receipts from the Sauk Centre post office (where behind the building, a few teenaged girls were smoking cigarettes.) I boned up on my pidgen Spanish in Wilmar. My girlfriend met me in Albert Lea the week I was there, and we hung out in the room after hours, watching movies like [i]The China Syndrome[/i]. I picked up a hitch-hiker coming back from the St. Cloud store and we drove to Chicago. I finally lost my shit and quit that horrible baby photograph job after a really bad day in Owatonna.

― PPlains (PPlains), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

last one i promise

http://www.kropserkel.com/Images/horsehead%20(6).jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

First sentence of PPlains' debut novel

I finally lost my shit and quit that horrible baby photograph job after a really bad day in Owatonna.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:39 (seventeen years ago) link

someone please buy me that pillow for my birthday

― simon le cowell (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

pplains you have the makings of the minnesotan factotum right there.

other suburb memories:

once i was canvassing door-to-door in eden prairie and because i hated my job and was hot and tired i sat down on a porch with a depressed middle-aged man who talked a bit like a minnesotan james mason. he talked about growing up in st paul and how the state/country he loved was dead, about watching john kerry on the cavett show and how he wished he could vote for that one instead of '04 kerry. his wife brought us lemonade, then he sort of gestured at his ugly housing development, ratcheted up the mason voice ten-fold and said "it's not eden... and there's no prairie anymore."

he later accused me of flipping him off when i adjusted my glasses.

that is my only memory of being in eden prairie.

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link

seriously that pillow only works out to like $1/cubic foot.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

"it's not eden... and there's no prairie anymore."

Wow. What a line.

I worked the Eden Prairie store, too. During my lunch break, I went over to that mall where they filmed Mallrats.

― PPlains (PPlains), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

First sentence of PPlains' debut novel

And I did try to put some of those experiences down on paper! And after sixty pages, I took those papers downstairs and set them on fire!

― PPlains (PPlains), Friday, 30 March 2007 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

start again mofo with that sentence up there

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 30 March 2007 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

you are like the book nazi i swear to god

― simon le cowell (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 30 March 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

"nazi"

i didn't say book. it reads like the 1st sentence of a short story.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 30 March 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

oh god i guess i did say book, sorry busy day!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 30 March 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

guys, my job. my job is CRAZY. did i mention, my job is crazy? gaaah. why are we communicating stuff that isn't accurate? because we're too rushed and unfocused to care what people think. plus, they won't pay attention anyway, because of our long history of putting any old crap out there and not caring what people think. this is apparently a-ok with lots of folks at the organization, i think it's not ok with sr management but do i ever get to talk to them? hell no

it's nice to be reminded yet again that i can't count on my boss to stand up for me. 'you have a point' but.. let's stick with the status quo of putting any old crap out there

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 30 March 2007 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.dailykitten.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/1174019305cats-026.jpg

― simon le cowell (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 30 March 2007 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

HI DERE I HAVE DAY OFF. And I just made salad/eggs/bacon/espresso for Otto Midnight & self, and roommates are hanging out talking shit. I love everything.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 30 March 2007 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

HI LAUREL I AM AT HOME EATING PiZZA AND DRINKING WINE AND IT IS ONLY 1130 YAY

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

also my roommate had some friends over yesterday afternoon which included a dog named "Otter" who unsurprisingly turned out to be a total G

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Wine before noon is v v blood diamonds, I have to say. I'm not hungover but whatshisface is, and unless he was kidding me, he said he doesn't drink during daylight hours which seems like a terrible waste of a day, basically. I might have some beers later while teaching Agent Cooper to change a tube.

What is a "total G"?

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 30 March 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.musicnotes.com/images/garthwlogo.jpg

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 30 March 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, no one told me agent cooper was going to be in nyc this weekend. if i had known THAT then i'd be there NOW

― simon le cowell (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 30 March 2007 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/13254/13_2007/beer.jpg

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

that store 8080

― simon le cowell (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 30 March 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

8080

― Ed (dali), Friday, 30 March 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Fuck me the last two days have been shit (workwise)

― Ed (dali), Friday, 30 March 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

amen, Ed

― break machine (Brian Miller), Friday, 30 March 2007 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

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