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what the fuck is mickey doing on our ("our") board

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 30 March 2007 13:11 (seventeen years ago) link

leaking unreleased f@ke @ccents tracks

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 30 March 2007 13:23 (seventeen years ago) link

that sunofabitch don't know ROSEN IS MY CO-PILOT

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 30 March 2007 13:24 (seventeen years ago) link

dude its cool i told him to come on this thread. what are we if not the island of misfit toys??

― 69 (pete), Friday, 30 March 2007 13:49 (seventeen years ago) link

come TO this thread forfending

― 69 (pete), Friday, 30 March 2007 13:50 (seventeen years ago) link

ZR don't worry about it -- yr a dude for sending 'em. thanks.

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 13:50 (seventeen years ago) link

honestly pete i know your policy is to be a bro above all things BUT DID YOU READ HIS FUCKING RACISM THREAD LAST NIGHT

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 30 March 2007 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, see, why would a person even want to do that, though?

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 13:53 (seventeen years ago) link

the little masochistic trolling homophobe shit should be banned from the fucking internet, not just ilx

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 30 March 2007 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

we are the island of misfit toys, not the island of choads

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 30 March 2007 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link

although, i'll admit that it's fun to get all worked up sometimes c.f. when the abortion crazies show up on campus and press their children into handing me flyers with crazy dead fetuses on them and hold up signs saying fags gotta die

xp the gov't tried to do that already, ghost rider!

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link

whoa no i read nothing

― 69 (pete), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i am not from minnesota but my dad is! he had a summer job working at the vikings training camp, once

OMG
http://www.svenandoles.com/

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:04 (seventeen years ago) link

why they want to put rice on pizza??!

― simon le cowell (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link

oh geez it costs a million dollars for a lutefisk pizza ;_;

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:08 (seventeen years ago) link

>>The Uffda Zah
Italian Sausage, Pepperoni, Mushrooms, Black Olives, Green Peppers, and Onions

Oh jeez they do NOT have a lutefisk pizza dere!

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:09 (seventeen years ago) link

this place rules, we totally should go. everyone to visit northern minnesota! we'll just crash at my aunt's place i'm sure she's still working at some bar or another

http://www.svenandoles.com/worldbeertour.html

"Finish the Tour and get a World Tour T-Shirt, a 12" Pizza with two toppings, a card for 5 drinks and your name in 'The Pickle Herring Club Hall of Foam.'"

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I LOOKED AT THE MENU AND IT SAID LUTEFISK PIZZA ONE MILLION DOLLARS

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Our legendary, but still not tasted .......... Lutefisk ............................. $1,000,000

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

now i think YOU owe ME a million dollars for being wrong

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

then you can get your pizza, problem is solved

― simon le cowell (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I will mail you a frozen lutefisk pizza for $50.00.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Friday, 30 March 2007 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

ok darla group trip to minnesota is a-ok and totally blood diamonds in my book but i'm not going to grand mirais to eat some scandinavian stereotype pizza.

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

haha i'm a really bad minnesotan, i never, ever go anywhere outside the twin cities, like even most of the second-ring suburbs are terrifying mysteries to me

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

i might go to MPLS in june??

― 69 (pete), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I've lived here my whole life and I get lost outside of the cities.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Friday, 30 March 2007 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link

see i've never been to twin cities (catching a commuter flight to duluth from the airport doesn't count) i've only spent time way up nort dere

it's kind of the west virginia of minnesota except now there are a few fancy yuppie camping towns like ely which are like a patagonia theme park

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

i should probably admit than i also fear most of the first-ring suburbs :/

tell me why pete

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5c/North_Country_film.jpg/200px-North_Country_film.jpg

my second cousin was in this.. drivin a zamboni

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

he's going to see a man about a horse

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.kropserkel.com/Images/horsehead%20(9).jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

OMFG SO CUET

― 69 (pete), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/ce/The_Great_Outdoors_%28film%29_Poster.jpg/200px-The_Great_Outdoors_%28film%29_Poster.jpg
http://www.ivebeentoduluth.net/i/i/shirt-01-standard.jpg

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:31 (seventeen years ago) link

that's a pillow, do i purchase for wife, y/n

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:31 (seventeen years ago) link

y, and one for me

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

wife, friends, parents, boss, hobos y

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

suburbs to avoid: maplewood, woodbury

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, it's seventy dollars

http://www.kropserkel.com/Images/horsehead%20(7).jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link

best $70 you'll ever spend

― simon le cowell (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link

wow that is a good deal larger than the first picture would lead you to believe

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:36 (seventeen years ago) link

In addition to living in Minneapolis and owning a cat born at Macalester College, I used to sell children's photographs in Wal*Marts across the state of Minnesota. I spent a week in Fergus Falls. One night, I got so bored sitting in the hotel room watching [i]Tommy[/i] and [i]Hoffa[/i], that I drove over to Wahlpeton, North Dakota, to eat dinner, just so I could check another United State off my visited list. I sent off my receipts from the Sauk Centre post office (where behind the building, a few teenaged girls were smoking cigarettes.) I boned up on my pidgen Spanish in Wilmar. My girlfriend met me in Albert Lea the week I was there, and we hung out in the room after hours, watching movies like [i]The China Syndrome[/i]. I picked up a hitch-hiker coming back from the St. Cloud store and we drove to Chicago. I finally lost my shit and quit that horrible baby photograph job after a really bad day in Owatonna.

― PPlains (PPlains), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

last one i promise

http://www.kropserkel.com/Images/horsehead%20(6).jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

First sentence of PPlains' debut novel

I finally lost my shit and quit that horrible baby photograph job after a really bad day in Owatonna.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:39 (seventeen years ago) link

someone please buy me that pillow for my birthday

― simon le cowell (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

pplains you have the makings of the minnesotan factotum right there.

other suburb memories:

once i was canvassing door-to-door in eden prairie and because i hated my job and was hot and tired i sat down on a porch with a depressed middle-aged man who talked a bit like a minnesotan james mason. he talked about growing up in st paul and how the state/country he loved was dead, about watching john kerry on the cavett show and how he wished he could vote for that one instead of '04 kerry. his wife brought us lemonade, then he sort of gestured at his ugly housing development, ratcheted up the mason voice ten-fold and said "it's not eden... and there's no prairie anymore."

he later accused me of flipping him off when i adjusted my glasses.

that is my only memory of being in eden prairie.

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link

seriously that pillow only works out to like $1/cubic foot.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

"it's not eden... and there's no prairie anymore."

Wow. What a line.

I worked the Eden Prairie store, too. During my lunch break, I went over to that mall where they filmed Mallrats.

― PPlains (PPlains), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

First sentence of PPlains' debut novel

And I did try to put some of those experiences down on paper! And after sixty pages, I took those papers downstairs and set them on fire!

― PPlains (PPlains), Friday, 30 March 2007 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

start again mofo with that sentence up there

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 30 March 2007 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

you are like the book nazi i swear to god

― simon le cowell (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 30 March 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

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