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"clanging"

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

oh shit dudes do you remember that totally harrowing scene in the giver? totally freaked me out as a younger lad.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Why not just cover it in peanut butter and be like, "oh noes the squirrels!"

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, why put a diaper on a baby if you're just going to throw it away?

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

what kind of person lets a baby just defecate freely, really. what kind of trained professional are you?!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

someone pls to make graphic advising what to do when Baby's On Fire

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

better throw her in the dumpster

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

"someone"

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

defecations=nothing to be scared of

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

also is that nurse going to raise that baby until age 18? y/n

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

n she is going to sell it to gypsies, duh

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

http://funschool.kaboose.com/fire_icon.gif
I think this means you're supposed to pee on it.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

my mom always threatened to give me back to the "indians"

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

my grandpa always said he was going to make us all go back to Castro's Cuba for misbehavior.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

little elizay gonzalez

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

tragilol

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

this day is now dragging

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't spill out the baby's bathwater after her bath without thinking to myself that it's especially important that I don't throw my daughter out with it.

It's kinda like that time that a friend and I were driving out of Oakland and were trying to get across the Bay without going through San Francisco, and I legitimately asked her if she knew the way to San Jose.

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

rimshot.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/134/377322536_0fda4df99a.jpg

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

puppy otm

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I really wanted to know if she knew the way to San Jose though! It wouldn't had been funny if we got lost!

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

it's cool, man. i laughed!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Someday, I plan on traveling to the capitol of Italy and acting like the natives!

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

(I'm not going to apologize for spelling here since it's just the sandbox.)

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

There are many reasons why I want to learn the banjo, but this bottle of wine and 'journey of the sorcerer' are most pressing right now.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i like how Ed lives in a totally different universe. it's like having someone post from the future.

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

If Helogallo -> Smokebelch II = the future, I am there.

I just did a CDR80 for a friend in NYC, anyone else want a copy while I'm about transatlantic CDR mailing, mail me.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 29 March 2007 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

ok sure

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

ps ZR where are my ethiopian buddies? ;_;

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

basic time of why the fuck exactly did i put a phone in my mouth

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/177/439269400_5cab8ba7a7.jpg

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 00:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I still don't get the phone thing.

It reminds me of my old orthodontist's office which was located inside this quaint, almost kinda woodsy, little cabin of a building.

Inside, from the counter where you signed in to the walls of the waiting room to little tables set up by the window next to the dentist's chair, were framed photographs of the orthodontist. Photographs of the orthodontist's wife and family. Photographs of the assistants and the receptionist. Photographs of some other mystery people. Some shots were taken inside the office, some at picnics, some around the house or at a graduation.

And in all the photographs, they were doing the same thing: Pulling down on their left eyelid with their index finger, exposing the pink tissue (if you will) located just underneath their left eye.

― PPlains (PPlains), Friday, 30 March 2007 02:26 (seventeen years ago) link

But did they stick their phones in there? Because that would be HARDCORE.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 30 March 2007 02:47 (seventeen years ago) link

they didn't have iPhones then.

― PPlains (PPlains), Friday, 30 March 2007 02:48 (seventeen years ago) link

gbx, email me and I will weyeesseye

― Ed (dali), Friday, 30 March 2007 04:49 (seventeen years ago) link

HOLY FUCK, Evan, that's horror movie lighting right there.

Btw, Kevin says you are all v v blood diamonds. He's on my futon, and we're about to pass out and get some sleep before BRUNCH-TIME BOO-YAH.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 30 March 2007 05:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I have not now nor ever been from or near minnesota, however I did live with one and do have a vikings sweater.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 30 March 2007 06:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Check yr bucket

― Ed (dali), Friday, 30 March 2007 07:45 (seventeen years ago) link

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― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 30 March 2007 11:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i am downloading, thanks Ed

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 11:28 (seventeen years ago) link

ok so i just bumped into my roommate coming out of the bathroom totally naked cut it out

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 11:31 (seventeen years ago) link

eek gbx i'm sorry bro - i've had a rather...difficult...week and haven't actually been, you know, home for more than 2 conscious hours over the last seven or eight days to rip stuff. i will rectify ASAP. INJERA IN YR EARS, SON.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 30 March 2007 12:55 (seventeen years ago) link

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/03/29/movies/30blad.span.jpg

― break machine (Brian Miller), Friday, 30 March 2007 13:02 (seventeen years ago) link

And that's why I left my career as a professional ice skater.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Friday, 30 March 2007 13:08 (seventeen years ago) link

what the fuck is mickey doing on our ("our") board

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 30 March 2007 13:11 (seventeen years ago) link

leaking unreleased f@ke @ccents tracks

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 30 March 2007 13:23 (seventeen years ago) link

that sunofabitch don't know ROSEN IS MY CO-PILOT

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 30 March 2007 13:24 (seventeen years ago) link

dude its cool i told him to come on this thread. what are we if not the island of misfit toys??

― 69 (pete), Friday, 30 March 2007 13:49 (seventeen years ago) link

come TO this thread forfending

― 69 (pete), Friday, 30 March 2007 13:50 (seventeen years ago) link

ZR don't worry about it -- yr a dude for sending 'em. thanks.

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 13:50 (seventeen years ago) link

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