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my ex-gf from high school has a gluten allergy and now she has lupus ;_;

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

y but pull it out first

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

it's safe for work/public though if someone sees you looking at it they'll assume you're insane. or gluten free.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

eeeeesh i am sorry, gluten intolerance is not a basic time of fun at all

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

coffee shop astley OTM

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

yeesh why am i cold?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

lisa kudrow suddenly cried out in terror, and was suddenly silenced

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

;_;

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2007/03/28/babies1.jpg

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah you should always let a trained professional throw out your baby

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

embarazada? lady you got no idea

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

like anyone's ever thrown a baby in a dumpster

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

OH FINE, MAKE ME THE BAD GUY DUDE.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

John, you're a trained professional.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

THe court records will show the use of the term "loft", not "throw".

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I am bringing in an expert witness.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

the thing is the woman is doing it all wrong, you have to set it down nicely to keep the noise levels down. your neighbors are just gonna complain about all the clanging around a baby's head makes if you do it that way. trust me on this one.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

"clanging"

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

oh shit dudes do you remember that totally harrowing scene in the giver? totally freaked me out as a younger lad.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Why not just cover it in peanut butter and be like, "oh noes the squirrels!"

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, why put a diaper on a baby if you're just going to throw it away?

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

what kind of person lets a baby just defecate freely, really. what kind of trained professional are you?!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

someone pls to make graphic advising what to do when Baby's On Fire

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

better throw her in the dumpster

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

"someone"

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

defecations=nothing to be scared of

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

also is that nurse going to raise that baby until age 18? y/n

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

n she is going to sell it to gypsies, duh

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

http://funschool.kaboose.com/fire_icon.gif
I think this means you're supposed to pee on it.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

my mom always threatened to give me back to the "indians"

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

my grandpa always said he was going to make us all go back to Castro's Cuba for misbehavior.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

little elizay gonzalez

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

tragilol

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

this day is now dragging

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't spill out the baby's bathwater after her bath without thinking to myself that it's especially important that I don't throw my daughter out with it.

It's kinda like that time that a friend and I were driving out of Oakland and were trying to get across the Bay without going through San Francisco, and I legitimately asked her if she knew the way to San Jose.

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

rimshot.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/134/377322536_0fda4df99a.jpg

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

puppy otm

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I really wanted to know if she knew the way to San Jose though! It wouldn't had been funny if we got lost!

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

it's cool, man. i laughed!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Someday, I plan on traveling to the capitol of Italy and acting like the natives!

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

(I'm not going to apologize for spelling here since it's just the sandbox.)

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

There are many reasons why I want to learn the banjo, but this bottle of wine and 'journey of the sorcerer' are most pressing right now.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i like how Ed lives in a totally different universe. it's like having someone post from the future.

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

If Helogallo -> Smokebelch II = the future, I am there.

I just did a CDR80 for a friend in NYC, anyone else want a copy while I'm about transatlantic CDR mailing, mail me.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 29 March 2007 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

ok sure

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

ps ZR where are my ethiopian buddies? ;_;

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

basic time of why the fuck exactly did i put a phone in my mouth

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/177/439269400_5cab8ba7a7.jpg

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 00:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I still don't get the phone thing.

It reminds me of my old orthodontist's office which was located inside this quaint, almost kinda woodsy, little cabin of a building.

Inside, from the counter where you signed in to the walls of the waiting room to little tables set up by the window next to the dentist's chair, were framed photographs of the orthodontist. Photographs of the orthodontist's wife and family. Photographs of the assistants and the receptionist. Photographs of some other mystery people. Some shots were taken inside the office, some at picnics, some around the house or at a graduation.

And in all the photographs, they were doing the same thing: Pulling down on their left eyelid with their index finger, exposing the pink tissue (if you will) located just underneath their left eye.

― PPlains (PPlains), Friday, 30 March 2007 02:26 (seventeen years ago) link

But did they stick their phones in there? Because that would be HARDCORE.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 30 March 2007 02:47 (seventeen years ago) link

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