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OMG achewood

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

no but i trick or treated at walter mondale's house all the time

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I once took a check at Liquor Depot from a woman whose last name was "Keillor". I made the witty observation of "Ho ho, are you related to Garrison?" She icily regarded me and said, "Yes. He is my cousin."

And I was all like SORRY MISS! DIDN'T KNOW THAT EVERY KEILLOR IN MINNESOTA WAS RELATED TO EACH OTHER.

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

ps i have trespassed at dude's house. he lives across the river from my parents, in WISCONSIN

he has a tennis court

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Here is Garrison Keillor's tennis court.

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i just had to go to a work going away party that featured the following:

1) no booze or coffee, just soda which means i couldn't have any kind of drink whatsoever for 45 minutes
2) speeches that referenced 9/11?!?!?
3) TWO KARAOKE SONGS AND KEEP IN MIND I ALREADY SAID THERE WAS NO DRINKING

i feel...dirty.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

me too, ally 8[

http://www.jwz.org/images/omgwtf.jpg

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

well that didn't help at all

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

GK lives in Prescott?!?!

lol at sober karaoke

why you mocking my family photos

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

are any of the people on this thread not from minnesota

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i am not from that place

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

ugh i could not feel more humiliated about that going away party if i had gone down to 4bleton and it was announced that it was time for the bukkake party, i swear to god. wtf.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear dude who took site pictures for me to blow up to 24" x 36" on presentation boards,

Thanks for the 640x480 resolution photos. At least you took them on an overcast day!

Sincerely,
yr rendering department

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

most of my relatives live here

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

which is a different country even, than minnesota

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

SECRET BRITISHER

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

my dad likes the vikings

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

i like pretty much anyone that's that good at conquering

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

real go getters

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

conquering party boat

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Children across the state think the Vikings are named "What the hell is wrong with you?!?!", "Goddamnit!" or "AAAAARGH! That's it. Fuck these guys."

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

guys sad news

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

why the hell did anyone on friends need a body double? was i missing some kind of awesome action program back in the day? i was under the impression it was soap wank will & grace type shit. ;_;

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

also guys i would like to start a campaign on the "which country has the most beautiful women" thread to let chad win.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

lol shakey mo is an idiot

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

NU-ILX IS FULL OF PEOPLE WHO HATE FUN

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

haha i just voted for Chad but i was really tempted by the accidental blank entry too

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i was torn between those two, and also @Web Directories

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

GHOST RIDER IS MOMUS, DOG LATIN, LOUISE JAGER and A BLEATING MOUNTAIN GOAT SPREAD THE WORD Y'ALL

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

shakey mo is a completely special little dude, isn't he.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

i just wonder how this is affecting poor dr morbius now that he's gotten drunk us

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

GJOST RIDHER IS JOHN DARNIELLE???

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

alex are YOU drunk?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

[image]http://www.socialmiami.com/socialeyes/images/wine4.jpg[/image]

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha wait wrong tab

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

guys I'M drunk

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

THE WORLD SHINES
AS I EXIT THE DUPONT RED LINE
GOING TO THE BIG HUNT

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

this time zone business is always a little baffling

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

the big hunt doesn't open until like 4

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm not going to the big hunt, fuck that place

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

no xposts is maybe the only good thing about nu-ilx

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait, "Clitheroe"?????? AWESOMES

I'M A CLIT HERO
PAID MY DUES

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

no xposts makes every thread 30 times more incomprehensible

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

considering that we're talking about ilx is that really such a bad thing?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

no, i was agreeing with alex!!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

... I can't tell if you are agreeing or disagreeing with GHOST RIDER.

(xpost: IT IS NO LONGER A MYSTERY)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

HOW LONG HAVE YOU PPL KNOWN ME, COME ON

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

baby i meet you for the first time every day

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

guys wtf
http://www.myspace.com/labyrinthofjareth

xpost awwwwww blood diamonds, bro :D

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm not clicking on that my space link

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

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