things i would post to lxy & jergins' board if i could

24 hours later I finally understand what that meant

it sounds rather self-aggrandizing out of context

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59SWcFzhjUo

lol

"I think a batch of emails didn't actually go out...."

do you mean because you didn't send them? jesus help us, some of the people in this OFFICE SUX.

there is an epidemic of painful communication going around

"...will be hopefully minimally impactful."

oh no she didn't

today i allowed impact-as-a-verb to pass; i just didn't care enough, and now i am ashamed

happily someone else stepped into the breach

i am always being chided at work for my language peeves. i hate it. they think it's about me being annoyed by bad grammar and it's not. i don't care about your grammar.

oh no she didn't

― toadstool might (tehresa)

it was someone else (also stupid)!!!!

"Looks good to me. Do change requests from me."

there is a big difference between "Do" and "No."

i drove by lyxy's salon and i think it may have been replaced by something else

out of business because of poor branding

it is raining

i just want to say hi to everyone

https://youtu.be/hfGg71r8nfU

hi harbl <3

we missed you this month

i miss you every day

<3<4<5

it's so hard to go into the city
cause you wanna say hello to everybody

i saw a tall lxy in the gym

i'm in

just put up blackout curtains over one of my windows and it's not really like winter at all but it's the best i can do right now

― mookieproof, Wednesday, July 27, 2016 10:22 PM (six months ago)

know who put up TWO blackout curtains because seasonally affected and because of the new streetlight. things have improved but i'm still taking antihistamines to pass out better because it's fun.

so i can wear a sweater and boots and smell fall and eat squashes and chili

― spite n ease (harbl), Friday, July 29, 2016 7:47 PM (six months ago)

i am tired of chili now

a tall lxy in the gym

these words do not make sense together

he, he

saw a license plate frame that read
I'D RATHER BE
PLAYING PICKLEBALL

what is a 'garbage plate'

it's gross. it's like a pile of lard.

https://res.cloudinary.com/simpleview/image/fetch/c_fill,f_auto,h_315,q_75,w_420/http://res.cloudinary.com/simpleview/image/upload/v1485883959/clients/rochester/GrbgPlate2_8543491e-79d6-4704-ab7b-42f9dfbf6e95.jpg

I am glad i made it through six years in roch without ever touching one.

is corned beef hash involved y/n

it's not pennsylvania

i went to a meeting room where i thought i had a meeting at 10. however, the 10 o'clock meeting was back in my office and i was a no-show. My 11 o'clock meeting is in the room i went to, so i cancelled the 10 and sat in the 11 meeting room reading this thread in it's entirety.

i love this site and all of the people on it. what good times we've had.

<3

tbh that sounds like a much better use of your time than back-to-back meetings.

if any of you walked into a work meeting it would be the best thing that ever happened at a job

*estela sits down across from me at the conference table, clasps fingers*

meeting her for extended lunches was iirc, pleasant enough

oh what is that comma at. that wasnt me.

i dreamt lxy and jergins came and fixed my deck?

no wonder i'm so tired

another funny thing is this deck is at most 12 feet deep, maybe 10. in my dream it was the longest deck. it was like a boardwalk extending from my house forever.

“hello baltimore!”

wasn't there an autocorrect thread? can someone explain to me why my phone made "pooping" into "poopi bag" which is not a real thing and not something i have ever typed? also it makes "yell" into "Yelp"

dumplings

hmm

that was how toadstool might came to be iirc.