harbl encouragement thread

garbled jarbling encouragement

My phone likes to autocomplete words using addresses in email history and I can't figure out how to make it stop.

Thankful for garbling

i've enough trouble understanding these words when they're nouns

i won a jury trial yesterday and the jury only deliberated for 5 minutes ^_^

you are the best and also you are heroic for doing the job you do.

^^^

thank u, i appreciate it

also my co-worker won hers 20 minutes after me

Good harbling

felony drug case dropped that i worked very hard on, for an invincible client with a cool name

my supervisor won a homeless assault case today. her client inadvertently released several cockroaches into the courthouse.

'inadvertently'

he carried them in with his belongings inadvertently and they purposely left the belongings during the trial. his fellows.

righteous

i saw a job listed in ny in a place i could stand living & could be in the woods. i cannot, however, stand being paid $25,000 less than i do now. (that makes it sound like i make a lot of money, though!). i'm probably overqualified it says 1 year of experience.

i'm on staycation this week

new boots for fall bc i did too much walking in the old ones ^_^

are they cute?

so cute. buckles AND a zipper. i was having sheriff beers the other day and the one sheriff who loves shoes asked me if i was a skinhead because the last time we hung out (2 years ago) he said i was wearing army boots. i was not wearing army boots but this is so funny to me. they were clarks. anyway i went to pull them out this weekend bc cold and i remembered i have almost worn through the bottom. this time i got brown so no one will say i am a skinhead.

i was like "yes, that's me. i am a skinhead."

totally, he has your number.

i have trouble trusting sheriffs.

nb, i have never met a sheriff.

Never meet yr antiheroes

i won a jury trial i shouldn't have won and the sheriff high-fived me

the same sheriff?

not the shoes sheriff, my new favorite good luck sheriff. we talk about cats.

imagining the credits for an old western in panavision

Judge............................estela
Defense Attorney.................harbl
Shoes Sheriff....................dude
Favorite Good Luck Sheriff.......cats

lol

would definitely watch this

all i need is a gavel and many years of study and courtroom experience.

I encourage you to have a happy birthday, dear harbl!

feelin this

thanks youuuuuuu

happy birthday harbly

<33333

dear harblest

at the gym an old black guy fist bumped me then silently walked away

textbook encouragment

i have the most complicated trial starting tomorrow. i'm about to take a non-prescription sleep aid. good luck sheriff is out for some unknown ailment. i don't know what i'll do without him.

good luck sandbox is with you

ya gl

i lost and i feel bad about it :(

sorry dude

good luck sheriff came back and then went out again. he is in the hospital. he has a cat. know what makes me sad? thinking of being in the hospital and having a cat at home alone who doesn't understand what's going on. is that weird? they don't care, right?

poor kitty. which brings to mind a question i have always had which is: if you are on a sequestered jury do they pay for pet boarding/care? or just let to out of jury duty?

when i was in the hospital in july i was all freaked out because of lyle and my inability to immediately find a visitor for him, but

tbh while he *likes* food, i think with him it's more about 'it is 6pm and i am owed food' than the actual eating

anyway i hope good luck sheriff and kitty are soon reunited, and that shoes sheriff isn't too jealous

sometimes when i get home from work and i'm fumbling for my keys at the door i hear my cat squealing desperately and i wonder what she is thinking. it is mostly "i ran out of food an hour ago and i am going to die."

i visited sheriff and ate some pudding and ice cream at the hospital. he is getting out tomorrow. he showed me a picture of cat and said "doesn't he look skinny?" i said no he just looks mad. it's a huge cat. i'm glad cat's wait is soon to be over.

Cats gotta eat