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(The actual Pizza Ranch story: In high school, FB & I worked at the short-lived Pizza Ranch in our town. In addition to the KICK-ASS NUMMY taco pizza, they also had a limited liquor license to sell bottled wine coolers and beer. One night, the incompetent restaurant manager "broke in" along with two fellow employees and drank approx 500% of the wine coolers. Firing ensued. We larfed except for the one dude who was really slow and shouldn't have been fired for tagging along with the bad crowd but oh well. one of our perks was that we could take a pizza home with us after our shift. FB one day made six pizzas for his whole family. After that, no more free pizzas. ;_; FB also ate all of these pickles while I ate all of these balls of mozarella cheese. ^_^)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

dude we're not going eating, we're going drinking (possibly, tentatively, etcly)

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Pizza Ranch was just down the street from Cowtown.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

recipe for disaster right there

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

dude we're not going eating, we're going drinking (possibly, tentatively, etcly)

IIRC they have an awesome blue bar full of fish...?

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^^^^^^ that post could apply as a reply to basically any of the last 70 posts

FUCK XPOST

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

wait a bar full of fish??!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, there's a monstrous aquarium in there! It's cool!

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Also I don't see the xpost.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

not sure when i said i was over pizza and drinking!

-- Mr. Que (pelagi...), March 29th, 2007.

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IIRC they have an awesome blue bar full of fish...?

-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), March 29th, 2007.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i really truly do hope that cowtown has an awesome blue bar full of fish.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe it does now!

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

It does when the residents pass out at the marina.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I am reposting this because if I didn't know I was suffering from depression before I quit my job and got to get paid for sitting around doing nothing then it's definitely been made clear by now

http://www.achewood.com/comic.php?date=02282007

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

did you know Dan that i also worked at the pizza ranch except that by that time it was the rip rap and i was a dish washer and got fire because i blew off work to go to.......EDGE FEST

also ghost rider is from mpls wtf

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

haha i forgot you were from mn, river wolf

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

thank you all btw for introducing me to achewood

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

ghost rider: i actually spent the first 9 years of my life in Kenwood!

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

DID YOU LIVE WITH MARY RICHARDS

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link

wait she'd probably moved to cedar by then my bad

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG achewood

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

no but i trick or treated at walter mondale's house all the time

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I once took a check at Liquor Depot from a woman whose last name was "Keillor". I made the witty observation of "Ho ho, are you related to Garrison?" She icily regarded me and said, "Yes. He is my cousin."

And I was all like SORRY MISS! DIDN'T KNOW THAT EVERY KEILLOR IN MINNESOTA WAS RELATED TO EACH OTHER.

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

ps i have trespassed at dude's house. he lives across the river from my parents, in WISCONSIN

he has a tennis court

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Here is Garrison Keillor's tennis court.

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i just had to go to a work going away party that featured the following:

1) no booze or coffee, just soda which means i couldn't have any kind of drink whatsoever for 45 minutes
2) speeches that referenced 9/11?!?!?
3) TWO KARAOKE SONGS AND KEEP IN MIND I ALREADY SAID THERE WAS NO DRINKING

i feel...dirty.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

me too, ally 8[

http://www.jwz.org/images/omgwtf.jpg

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

well that didn't help at all

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

GK lives in Prescott?!?!

lol at sober karaoke

why you mocking my family photos

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

are any of the people on this thread not from minnesota

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i am not from that place

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

ugh i could not feel more humiliated about that going away party if i had gone down to 4bleton and it was announced that it was time for the bukkake party, i swear to god. wtf.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear dude who took site pictures for me to blow up to 24" x 36" on presentation boards,

Thanks for the 640x480 resolution photos. At least you took them on an overcast day!

Sincerely,
yr rendering department

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

most of my relatives live here

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

which is a different country even, than minnesota

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

SECRET BRITISHER

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

my dad likes the vikings

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

i like pretty much anyone that's that good at conquering

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

real go getters

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

conquering party boat

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Children across the state think the Vikings are named "What the hell is wrong with you?!?!", "Goddamnit!" or "AAAAARGH! That's it. Fuck these guys."

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

guys sad news

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

why the hell did anyone on friends need a body double? was i missing some kind of awesome action program back in the day? i was under the impression it was soap wank will & grace type shit. ;_;

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

also guys i would like to start a campaign on the "which country has the most beautiful women" thread to let chad win.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

lol shakey mo is an idiot

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

NU-ILX IS FULL OF PEOPLE WHO HATE FUN

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

haha i just voted for Chad but i was really tempted by the accidental blank entry too

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i was torn between those two, and also @Web Directories

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

GHOST RIDER IS MOMUS, DOG LATIN, LOUISE JAGER and A BLEATING MOUNTAIN GOAT SPREAD THE WORD Y'ALL

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

shakey mo is a completely special little dude, isn't he.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

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