blah blah blah Seattle blah blah blah Sonic chili cheese dog and tots nom nom nom blah blah blah cast iron pan blah blah blah esoteric engineering energy blah blah blah baking soda xylitol floss your teeth blah blah blah
-- Jaq, Friday, November 9, 2007 1:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― jergins, Saturday, 10 November 2007 09:44 (sixteen years ago) link
from i love hoops:
I PREDICT THAT JHØSHEA IS THE BIGGEST HOMER ON THIS BOARD AND THAT IS SAYING A LOT
-- Dimension 5ive, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 14:51 (3 hours ago) Link
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thats more of an observation really
-- jhøshea, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 15:20 (2 hours ago) Link
― jergins, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 17:59 (sixteen years ago) link
mn winter is sort of like 30 days of night except i'm the vampire and booze is the townspeople.
-- John Justen, Wednesday, November 14, 2007 9:45 AM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― jergins, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 18:23 (sixteen years ago) link
I <3 JOHN JUSTEN
― lxy, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 18:25 (sixteen years ago) link
and then, on christmas day, a trip to lewisburg PA to spend two hours sitting in a room that looks like the dmv and smells like microwave popcorn.
-- bell_labs, Wednesday, November 14, 2007 11:02 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― jergins, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 19:32 (sixteen years ago) link
I have the worst driver's license, it's from when I weighed 190 lbs. and was high all the time – I figured if I was stoned for the DL picture cops who might pull me over would think I looked that way just naturally. It is embarrassing.
-- Abbott, Thursday, 1 November 2007 00:29 (2 weeks ago) Link
― lxy, Monday, 19 November 2007 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link
if i was abbotts bf i would be like 'yo baby get off the computer and lets make out'
-- chaki, Monday, November 19, 2007 11:45 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― Rick Gibralter, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 01:40 (sixteen years ago) link
I always have to turn off my swears when talking to my family, and I end up saying very...uh...LJ-ish things? Phrases that aren't often spoken
"What a bunch of shit" ---> "that's horribly rotten." "Fuck that" ---> "I really don't appreciate that." "That is totally foolish," etc
-- Abbott, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 19:47 (3 minutes ago) Link
― lxy, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 20:04 (sixteen years ago) link
I think it as licksy, like a good lollipop.
-- stet, Sunday, December 9, 2007 10:52 PM (Sunday, December 9, 2007 10:52 PM) Bookmark Link
i <3 stet. again. always.
― lxy, Monday, 10 December 2007 17:53 (sixteen years ago) link
more nips less lips
-- jergïns, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 17:47 (39 minutes ago) Link
― lxy, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 18:27 (sixteen years ago) link
the My favorite Thanksgiving photo is still making me laugh so much.
― lxy, Monday, 17 December 2007 00:57 (sixteen years ago) link
i need to do this at work, for real. i've been great about regular bed times, relatively healthy eating, and frequent exercise, but my internet vs. working time at my desk is a problem.
-- Jordan, Tuesday, December 18, 2007 4:00 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link
i'm not going to ask any of you people for tips because you've obviously lost the battle already
-- Jordan, Tuesday, December 18, 2007 4:01 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― jergins, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 07:22 (sixteen years ago) link
Up there searching Jesus's Flickr account in heaven, now.
-- Dom Passantino, Sunday, December 23, 2007 2:21 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― jergins, Monday, 24 December 2007 09:20 (sixteen years ago) link
give sample pape3r og gujarat board scince all subject
-- konark, Tuesday, February 6, 2007 3:37 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark Link Delete Undelete Ban User User Info i want to give you a sample spanking, you silly sailor.
-- A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Tuesday, February 6, 2007 11:15 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark Link
― jergins, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 09:30 (sixteen years ago) link
Q. What's the hardest part of learning to roller-blade? A. Telling your parents that you're gay.
-- jim, Thursday, December 27, 2007 1:35 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― jergins, Thursday, 27 December 2007 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link
...if you need to let peeps know that you are not a fag then you can just rub a few sausages on yr body....
-- libcrypt, Friday, January 4, 2008 9:45 PM (Friday, January 4, 2008 9:45 PM) Bookmark Link
― lxy, Saturday, 5 January 2008 06:36 (sixteen years ago) link
i don't get it. does context help?
― Lingbert, Sunday, 6 January 2008 03:59 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm voting for "Got Your Money" in honor of ODB aka Ason Unique, The Bebop Specialist, Big Baby Jesus, Sweet Baby Jesus, Sweet Baby Jesus, Dirt Dog, Osirus, The Man of All Rainbows, Prince Delight, The Professor, Rain Man, Super Bastard, Peanut the Kidnapper, RJ Tha Mad Specialist, Freeloading Rusty, Joe Bananas, and Dirt McGirt.
-- Belldog, Saturday, January 5, 2008 7:07 PM (18 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― Rick Gibralter, Sunday, 6 January 2008 05:09 (sixteen years ago) link
is it possible to be unbanned from just one thread on a board? i just want to be able to post in the ile wire thread. the rest of ile can get fucked imo
-- am0n, Thursday, January 10, 2008 9:22 AM
― jergins, Friday, 11 January 2008 18:33 (sixteen years ago) link
"span of attraction" is a weird euphemism for "cock"
-- Curt1s Stephens, Monday, January 14, 2008 2:28 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― jergins, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:25 (sixteen years ago) link
I prefer taller women because their naturally voluminous vaginas make cocaine trafficking easier
-- Curt1s Stephens, Monday, January 14, 2008 3:24 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― jergins, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:31 (sixteen years ago) link
thank you for taking my post very seriously, we need more aspies on this thread
-- gershy, Sunday, February 10, 2008 12:43 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― jergins, Sunday, 10 February 2008 21:48 (sixteen years ago) link
august is white bitch history month
-- jhøshea, Wednesday, February 13, 2008 10:33 AM (2 hours ago)
― jergins, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link
Argh, I have to get on the treadmill now. 5.5 miles seems like a really long, pointless way to go today.
-- Sara R-C, Saturday, February 16, 2008 11:45 AM (Saturday, February 16, 2008 11:45 AM) Bookmark Link
perhaps if you walked to somewhere 5.5 miles away instead of on a rubber loop in your house, these feelings of pointlessness might subside
-- John Justen, Saturday, February 16, 2008 11:47 AM (Saturday, February 16, 2008 11:47 AM) Bookmark Link
Also if you were eating pie while walking.
-- HI DERE, Saturday, February 16, 2008 12:08 PM (Saturday, February 16, 2008 12:08 PM) Bookmark Link
― lxy, Saturday, 16 February 2008 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link
I love how people are still "THOSE FUCKERS BETTER TELL ME XXX" about television shows. Y'know, they never explained Arthur Fonzarelli's supernatural powers either, did that ruin "Happy Days" for you?
-- Dimension 5ive, Sunday, 17 February 2008 19:12 (12 minutes ago) Link
― lxy, Sunday, 17 February 2008 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link
my roommate once dropped acid at a pixies concert and swears – swears to this day – that he drank water from a squirrel in the seat next to him
-- remy bean, Saturday, 23 February 2008 23:37 (Yesterday) Link
― lxy, Sunday, 24 February 2008 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link
What is the female equivalent of a schoolyard beatdown? Having chewing gum stuck in your hair? Being called fat?
-- Bodrick III, Thursday, March 6, 2008 9:11 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
Dating me.
-- Dom Passantino, Thursday, March 6, 2008 9:11 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― jergins, Thursday, 6 March 2008 19:08 (sixteen years ago) link
if I saw jerry mathers' fat face staring back from the crotch of a $5k hooker I'd be SO disappointing
-- akm, Tuesday, March 11, 2008 1:33 PM (11 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― jergins, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link
Memories of King Boy Pato
I've got nothing.
-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, March 18, 2008 12:13 PM
― jergins, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 21:25 (sixteen years ago) link
do women get ass enlargement spam?
-- Heave Ho, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 09:09 (7 months ago) Link
let's hope so
-- am0n, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 13:32 (7 months ago) Link
― jergins, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 05:12 (sixteen years ago) link
scrabulous is a fairly public thing and that list of bingos was posted by choice, so i think it is up to the public to decide if jon pulled COELOMiC and AnURIAS out his ass.
-- bell_labs, Friday, March 21, 2008 9:24 PM
― jergins, Saturday, 22 March 2008 09:01 (sixteen years ago) link
supporting cast was great but that girl just seemed kind of lackluster.
-- tehresa, Saturday, March 22, 2008 9:52 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link
that was the 1980s before blowjob technology advanced as far as it has today
-- max, Saturday, March 22, 2008 9:56 AM (4 hours ago)
― jergins, Saturday, 22 March 2008 21:12 (sixteen years ago) link
guys we are all bros im asking an honest question here that i admitted most likely pertains to my lack of attention paying. i think that my question was answered and i thank you for that. max i have nothing against you. we were exchanging barbs here which bros often times do. in conclusion i think this was a great thread and we all learned a lot about each other.
-- chaki, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 21:22 (Yesterday) Link
― lxy, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 02:11 (sixteen years ago) link
"This bag isn't gay-looking enough. Let me hold it more delicately."
-- Hurting 2, Thursday, 28 February 2008 04:54 (3 weeks ago) Link
― lxy, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 18:46 (sixteen years ago) link
haha there are a lot of things you could put in a yankees suck thread but matsui holding a press conference to show everyone a shitty drawing of his (clearly made-up) new wife is not one of them
-- max, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:33 (2 days ago) Link
honestly that thing looks like it was made in a team-building exercise where they all had draw a picture of their dream girl and on the back write five adjectives to describe her
-- max, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:34 (2 days ago) Link
eagerly awaiting press conference for jeter to show off the lanyard he made after bp
-- max, Friday, 28 March 2008 16:35 (2 days ago) Link
― lxy, Sunday, 30 March 2008 02:28 (sixteen years ago) link
"you know that white message board that i told you is a resource for music critics? i lied, because it is really just a bunch of nerds arguing about hamburgers, and i have posted on it for 4 years. also: you know john? i slept with him and essentially liveblogged it. register at own risk"
-- roxymuzak, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 10:32 AM (10 minutes ago)
― jergins, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 17:46 (sixteen years ago) link
a tank plus cunnilingus = everything i love in this world
-- max, Thursday, April 3, 2008 11:58 AM (Thursday, April 3, 2008 11:58 AM) Bookmark Link
― lxy, Friday, 4 April 2008 02:03 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm going to a secret invite-only glastonbury that nobody else knows about.
ha ha, this is kinda happening tho with all these balkanised mini-festivals now happening all over the place. everyone trying to create their own UNIQUE vibe.
-- blueski, Sunday, 6 April 2008 14:30 (Yesterday) Link
a two man tent, a 1/4 of skunk and some ipod speakers does not a "unique vibe" make.
-- Upt0eleven, Sunday, 6 April 2008 14:36 (Yesterday) Link
― jergins, Monday, 7 April 2008 14:30 (sixteen years ago) link
Should I ask craigslist barter if I can use someone's "shoo goo" in exchange for an unopened thing of mustard?
-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, April 11, 2008 12:39 PM (Friday, April 11, 2008 12:39 PM) Bookmark Link
― lxy, Friday, 11 April 2008 19:50 (sixteen years ago) link
if passantino can't find it by Sunday let's outsource to pakistan
-- sanskrit, Friday, 11 April 2008 17:05 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
Like I know what the fuck a "party/styleblog" is.
-- Dom Passantino, Friday, April 11, 2008 10:50 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link
theyre like the blogs you read but the girls are skinny
-- and what, Friday, April 11, 2008 10:50 AM (5 hours ago)
― jergins, Friday, 11 April 2008 23:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Gallagers has buck burger sundays, and the woman making them tipped us off to the fact that most of the regulars bring their own pockets full of processed cheese, and that this is encouraged
-- John Justen, Monday, 14 April 2008 17:00 (59 minutes ago)
― jergins, Monday, 14 April 2008 18:21 (sixteen years ago) link
in reference to a recipe for snickers bars baked inside of dough:
The BAKING is an integral part of the midwesternness of this. In the South, they'd fry that bad boy in bacon grease.
wait, now I want that, too
-- HI DERE, Tuesday, April 15, 2008 3:49 PM (Tuesday, April 15, 2008 3:49 PM) Bookmark Link
― lxy, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 23:54 (sixteen years ago) link
it's highly mysterious since no one would ever steal marmite.
-- estela, Saturday, April 19, 2008 4:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
maybe it's ended up in some us postal service biohazard disposal facility.
-- estela, Saturday, April 19, 2008 4:58 PM (Yesterday)
― jergins, Sunday, 20 April 2008 10:55 (sixteen years ago) link
on a scale of 1 to macho, I rate KGP "Billy Corgan"
-- Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, April 20, 2008 10:40 PM (Sunday, April 20, 2008 10:40 PM) Bookmark Link
― lxy, Monday, 21 April 2008 15:31 (sixteen years ago) link
(^nice one, curtis)
― lxy, Monday, 21 April 2008 15:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Vans seem to have a small anus built into the soles.
-- Savannah Smiles, Wednesday, April 23, 2008 10:45 AM
― jergins, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 17:52 (sixteen years ago) link
amphitheatres more like armpittheatre
-- lxy, Thursday, February 21, 2008 7:31 PM
― jergins, Thursday, 24 April 2008 08:36 (sixteen years ago) link
Once I only had $6.75 and I went to the post office to buy stamps. "Please give me the maximum amount of stamps I can purchase with $6.75," I said. He tore a few stamps off a packet of Virgin Mary stamps and the total came to $6.66. "Ha, the Virgin Mary and $6.66, didn't expect to see those together," I said. OH MAN he got super pissed.
-- Abbott, Friday, 25 April 2008 17:48 (1 hour ago) Link
― lxy, Friday, 25 April 2008 19:31 (sixteen years ago) link
there was a tuomas doppleganger at the beer garden by my house tonight. it was uncanny!
-- bell_labs, Wednesday, May 7, 2008 8:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
did he ask you what a doppelganger was
-- s1ocki, Wednesday, May 7, 2008 9:52 PM
― jergins, Thursday, 8 May 2008 05:35 (fifteen years ago) link
WOOOO SIX BILLS IN MY CHEKCING ACCT!!!!!!!!!!! BUYING ALL THIS BEERS & BURRITOS 2NIGHT
-- johnny crunch, Friday, May 9, 2008 6:42 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link
you are a great american.
-- Granny Dainger, Friday, May 9, 2008 6:47 AM
― jergins, Friday, 9 May 2008 17:54 (fifteen years ago) link