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― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm gonna get a tat, too

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

but you guys already saw it

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

where are you putting it and when are you getting it is the urgent question.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

you guys will have to wait and see ;)

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

ps it is actually going on my inner thigh

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

awesome

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm going to lose my fucking mind guys

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

gwu switched from using SSNs last semester for student ID and account numbers so when I sent them a big fucking check they just didn't bother to deposit it. not that I have any way of getting the fucking money back or anything. I won't be paying tuition twice, that's for fucking sure, so I suppose they better just go ahead and send collections after me. I'll murder every last one of them.

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

also he actually says "milk was a bad idea"

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

nnnnnnoooooooooo he doesn't? I'm pretty sure the whole line is "it's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice"?

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

IMDB sez it's 'choice'

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah he says 'choice' u crazy dawg

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I was sonned by calzone, folk was good, an pub with folk club has started stocking Rip Van Winkle Bourbon, tonight was good.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 22:44 (seventeen years ago) link

will probably get to bed at reasonable hour tonight! for first time in two weeks!

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 01:45 (seventeen years ago) link

"two weeks"

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 02:31 (seventeen years ago) link

how do i shot not new highs/lows in overall cosmic wtf life retardation

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 29 March 2007 04:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I will use my timezone advantage to be the first to praise today's achewood.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 29 March 2007 09:07 (seventeen years ago) link

if these guys are kidding, they're like andy kaufman good

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 12:47 (seventeen years ago) link

what the eff is achewood

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 13:21 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.achewood.com/

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 13:23 (seventeen years ago) link

oh my god karl rove WTF

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 29 March 2007 13:23 (seventeen years ago) link

okay hahahahahahahahahahaha achewood, wow

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 29 March 2007 13:31 (seventeen years ago) link

how have i not seen this before????

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 13:41 (seventeen years ago) link

>>> MT0wler 3/29/2007 10:02:59 AM >>>
Hello,
I received their credit card to pay the charges as usual and the attached invoice was short paid. When I spoke with Al3x at B4yard he said this is the same ad that started running in 2006 and for some reason it picked up the 2007 rate so he deducted the difference. If this is the case should I do a billing adjustment on your behalf to remove the invoice from the aging? Please advise and thank you.

>>> AM1llar 03/29 10:15 AM >>>
Hi M1chael,

The ad should have been at the 2006 rate, that is correct. It is correct in AS and on my paperwork so I'm not sure why it would've been billed at 2007 rates--let me know if you need me to reforward the paperwork! Please adjust back to the 2006 rate.
Thanks!!

>>> MT0wler 3/29/2007 10:21:02 AM >>>
The invoice has a balance of $1,116.48 which I will do the billing adjustment on. Is that ok with you?

>>> AM1llar 03/29 10:45 AM >>>
Before I say yes, what order do we do agency and pick-up discounts in combination? I just realized I honestly don't know this! If we take the pick-up discount FIRST and then apply the agency discount after that, then that is the correct amount to adjust.

>>> MT0wler 3/29/2007 10:52:02 AM >>>
I don't know that myself.

THIS IS AN E-MAIL EXCHANGE BETWEEN MYSELF, A SALES REP WHO FAILED REMEDIAL ALGEBRA THREE (3) TIMES IN COLLEGE AND GAVE UP AND TOOK LOGIC INSTEAD TO FULFILL "MATH," AND THE SECOND-IN-COMMAND OF SCIUHNCE'S CREDIT AND COLLECTIONS DEPARTMENT. SOMEONE PLEASE ANYONE ELSE GET ME A NEW JOB I AM NOT GOOD AT MATH AND DO NOT WANT TO BE HAVING TO DO THAT NOW TOO.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 13:56 (seventeen years ago) link

how am i supposed to know if that amount is ok?!?! you're the billing dude!!! not me!!! i just am here to smile nicely at people to convince them to buy retarded advertisements they don't need!!!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 13:57 (seventeen years ago) link

if you do not know the answer to this, who does?!? aggggh help

someone bring me a drink plz

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 13:57 (seventeen years ago) link

there is absolutely no math in my job whatsoever ever. even simple counting is done for me by computers and shit.

my advice is to send him this:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/178/406479649_52fa63a96e.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:09 (seventeen years ago) link

ok that is pretty otm.

explanation as to why there is math: there should not be math, ever. the ad in question was placed four separate times (the same ad). so, on my system, i just have them all on the same order. so like, say, on my screen, the grand total is like $20,000 and all the discounts are done en masse off that. HOWEVER, because this place is run like fucking gangbusters, our finance department has decided, because this makes the most amount of sense obviously, that when they send out invoices, they do not send an invoice for the grand total that i quoted the advertiser. instead they bill each ad separately. so, their invoice has a COMPLETELY different amount than what i have in my system, and i'm stuck here--because, you know, CREDIT AND COLLECTIONS ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT THE PEOPLE WHO SHOULD BE FIGURING THIS OUT THEMSELVES--trying to figure out how the hell the math works out on an ad that receives both a 25% and a 15% discount (but not a 40% discount), that i'm not sure which order the discounts apply to.

aggghghghoanbkufnvufoapngbo8ars hp ahgofna gpafunbpnbof nothing i typed just then made any sense

and then i go and read gabbneb's terrible dc advice thread to really get myself irritated!!!! i'm an idiot.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

i need to get a new job

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link

[i]Thanks!![/i]

Glad I'm not the only one who does this at work.

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link

every e-mail i send contains at least 5 exclamation points at work. i feel exclamation points allow me to say a lot snottier shit without anyone taking it too badly and, like, complaining.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:36 (seventeen years ago) link

that never works for me, I just end up sounding like JW if I put !! in things

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:47 (seventeen years ago) link

The words "thanks a lot" should never be taken at face value, no matter HOW many exclamation points are applied. If I said "thanks a lot!!!", I was lying; I was actually digging your grave with a plastic teaspoon from the office kitchen.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

man I gotta wonder about people who don't know that from 3rd grade though

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Gee Laurel, thanks a lot!!!

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

http://content3.i-am-bored.com/games/25908_findx.JPG

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

unless they didn't take 3rd grade in the US maybe, or are only so-so with the English in general

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

daria that one is still my favorite of the whole bunch blood diamonds

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

But then I'm always digging someone's grave, so y'know, whatever.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i need to find a new job too.. i signed up for a class though b/c really i don't know what i'm doing, i'd like to at least take that first.. but last two days everyone is running around crazy and i feel like i'm trying to talk sense into ppl re: communication plans and nobody is listening, they're fine with just putting any old crap out there so long as they feed some line of bs to sr management!

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:EIAWRYqtPsCxqM:http://teampins.com/ktff061.jpg

arrgh why is everyone crazy

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/180/406459799_dc986d4146.jpg

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i am having this new stress problem in which i don't want to eat anything, i open the fridge and everything looks totally disgusting and makes me nauseous. waht can i do? i just had one of those hideous overpriced and full of sugar bottled juice smoothies but i can't live on these

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:56 (seventeen years ago) link

xanax

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

You're pregnant?

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, i am

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i am eating one of those blueberry muffins that are actually just cakes masquerading as a muffin

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

no.. it's not that, it's not from eating bad food or anything, it's just stress. how do i shot retreat to zen monastery

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

how do i shot retreat to zen monastery

well partially by shotting trip to allentown to see pissed jeans and BODY COUNT, broster

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 29 March 2007 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

we went to a place in az called the monastery, it served beers and ph0undation. this is the best option i have to offer.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

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