Watercooler 0: Nothing Is A Problem For Me

I hope Johnny likes Joanna, because Beth is MINE. (Or whoever's - has she had the baby yet?)

Thanks for the bank info. What a nightmare. I need to find a non-US, non-Russian bank. (And no, I am not money laundering. Much.)

Me :

Tonight - Quiz + Booze
Tomorrow - Christmas shoppin' (a.m), Rugby if knee recovers, it should do(p.m), cinema maybe (evening)
Sunday - helping kids with homework, cooking, playing guitar if time.

What am I doing this weekend?

Tonight - working.
Tomorrow - Shimura Curves rehearsal! In a STUDIO! (if the ceiling doesn't leak and Dave Q doesn't forget)
Sunday - MULLING party! Hurrah!

Tomorrow I should really try pricing a synth as I think that is what I will get myself from Xmas and I would like to be certain it's cheaper in London than here.

Sunday I am meeting a real estate agent.

None of these days am I working. (Yay!)

Tell me which gig, emsk

Marianne (and mitya), apparently HSBC have changed a lot in the last 5 years, so you should be fine. The account you'll get is rather basic (No overdraft, basic ATM card, that kinda thing) but it'll be there.

I worse a 3-pc suit into work today for no reason other than I wanted tom, and even if I say so myself, I look pretty damn good. This waistcoat is getting quite hot now, but I'm too psyched by my own suaveness to take it off.

3-piece suits *are* hott. And hot.

Tonight: a quiet night in cos I'm knackered, not getting home from the photoshoot until 1am last night.
Tomorrow: off to Donna Nook to look at the newborn seal pups
Tomorrow night: a cosy night in with DVDs
Sunday: Sheffield munch

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

;p

x-post, keep your nose out of my blog!

But maybe that's the difference. I *know* that TISSP! has a girlfriend, and that she's lovely and I heartily approve of and like her. So I know that it's So Not Gonna Happen.

PBW is kinda like a loose cannon WRT his Situation, and perhaps that would make the same sort of thing completely dangerous in a way in a way that it just isn't with TISSP!, as lovely and pointy-nosed as he is.

Well, I say "very good". I'm biased because I wrote it. In length-to-crapness-of-punchline ratio, it's very good, I reckon.

how cool is tissp for playing with a mellotron over the weekend!

i am off, ladies and gents. have a one-der-ful one!

(Unless you have done so in the hour or so since I read your blog this morning.)

...or maybe that's the point.

I've decided to keep my PBW navelgazing on my blog and out of this thread, so I apologise for that above post.

x-post bye Mitya! Have a good one!

I wouldn't put stuff on my blog if I minded people reading it. I just wanted to keep it there, not here. Cause I'm sure everyone is quite bored of my pathetic (lack of) lovelife by now.

The punchline is the very last sentence of part three.

I would've commented on yr blog but I have no blogger account so thought it easier to post here!

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I still don't get it, FP. (As I said on your blog, my browser must have displayed the cached version when I looked at it this morning. It's always doing that.)

I tend to buy all my wine at Sainsburys - or Waitrose if I can get to one! - anyway.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b364/LennonWoreChucks/Picture%20Stash/sm1.png

And google image search is rubbish:

Your search - pointy-nosed girls - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

* Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
* Try different keywords.
* Try more general keywords.
* Try fewer keywords.

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I'm glad I'm not alone in my champagne disliking ways. I can just about drink Moet about once a year on New Years, but that's as far as it gets.

On Feburary 20, 2007, Jesu will release their second full-length, Conqueror, through Hydra Head. As the immediate successor to industro-pioneers Godflesh, the trio, which consists of Justin K. Broadrick, sometime Swans drummer Ted Parsons and ex-Cable Regime bassist Diarmuid Dalton, has created their most beautifully epic album yet, full of catchy hooks, clean vocals and a bunch of other sounds not typically associated with Broadrick or Jesu. In a recent interview with CMJ, Broadrick said, "It’s really pop. It’s way more pop than, say, the first actual Jesu album, which is actually like a black hole of depression. But it’s still very emotional and very depressing."

Jesu worked hard to make this album more of a "band" outing, and ended up with eight songs that total about 60 minutes. "It’s not like the first album, [which] by my own admission, drags intentionally," says Broadrick. "The first album was pushed to the max at 75 minutes and, intentionally, I wanted it to be use it as you wish. But for those who listen from start to finish that’s fine, but I wouldn’t[laughs]. But this album you can take in one session, I think, and it’s very melodramatic."

Broadrick is also quite proud that "there’s some quite short songs on there as well"—At least two or three songs at five and a half minutes. "I think there’s only one song that’s around 10," he says.

In other Jesu news, Broadrick has said that a US tour is possibly—finally!—in the works on his blog saying, "Jesu WILL hopefully be touring the U.S.A. beginning late Feb ending early April 2007 in support of the Conqueror album release in mid Feb 2007. More info soon... " Also coming soon are a slew of other Jesu releases, inclulding a Hydra Head/Temporary Residence limited-edition split release between Jesu (Broadrick only) and Eluvium, a Jesu and Battle Of Mice split for Robotic Empire and a limited Jesu 12-inch EP with two songs, "Sun Down" and "Sun Rise" for Aurora Borealis. Broadrick has also started a group called Grey Machine with former Head Of David collaborator Dave Cochrane.

Tracklist For Conqueror:

1. Conqueror
2. Old Year
3. Transfigure
4. Weightless & Horizontal
5. Medicine
6. Brighteyes
7. Mother Earth
8. Stanlow

TISSP, bourbon is onsale at Sainsburys, 2 for £25 - should I stock up?

I should really do some work. I haven't even started Giant Johnny yet.