How Bored Are You?

So bored that I dug up these posts from my blog circa 04. I remember being really proud of myself at the time.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38139000/jpg/_38139327_ap_faces150.jpg

yo we ain't cavin to no demands/whether terrorists or taliban/iraq or afghanistan/or the 911 commisheeyan/they axin us to testify seperately/mufuckaz desperately/hoping to get answers/they can suck my george dubya dick/cuz i got my halliburton mufuckaz back/bob kerrey axin us questions wack/about what we did and didn't do to prevent terrorist attacks/at our own insistance/we don't testify under oath and haven't since/that day in januar-ay when we got appointed to this office/mufuckaz disrespect/but the PATRIOT Act'll keep em in check/mufuckaz time to bow down to your rulers that you didn't elect/i'm george dubya, my bitch dick got my back/when we testify, we testifyin without givin no facts/that's just the way it is for us modern day royalty/civilians brain-washed and programmed for loyalty/KING GEORGE FOREVAH MUFUCKA yo yo carlyle group reprazent!

# posted by nick @ 11:01 AM

http://www.conspiracyplanet.com/images/o

yeah i'm that nigga o'reilly/gettin all wicked and wiley/all y'all smiley liberal pansy ass mufuckers you know it's on/too far gone/ain't no comin' back/your shit is wack/feel the factor/tear your shit up like a velociraptor/fair and balanced/like al franken be on my phallus/like i shatter y'all peacemongers crystal palaces/while ann coulter workin' her talents/her lips on my dick/and i ain't talkin' bout cheney/ain't no mufuckers can save me/rush try to play me/but i'm the most for real no spin zone mufuckahz can't clone the baddest nigga alive O'REILLY BIYOTCH!

# posted by nick @ 11:51 AM

http://www.greatdreams.com/political/dick-cheney-2002.jpg

respect the dick/cuz i don't respect shit/executive accountability/i defy with agility/manning my station/secret undisclosed locations/profiting from the invasion/i helped provoke into an oil-rich rogue nation/you wanna talk secret societies?/biblical prophecies?/fuck that, i'm making millions at the expense of america's security/h-a-double-l-i-b/u-r-t to the o to the n/and it's just beginning/conflicts of interest don't mean shit/to an america obsessed with bullshit/like who brad pitt/cheated on rachel from friends with/dick cheney/ain't no mufuckers can play me/already halfway to hades/might as well go down makin a shit ton of money/my name is DICK now come on bitch and SUCK ME/carlyle group 2004 mufuckers

# posted by nick @ 3:12 PM

I was just talking to her, and I'm under the impression it's just procedural dealings. Well, fingers crossed, anyway.

haha