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i mean they're all very otm things!

dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

from a facebook msg:

This was an actual question that a journalist friend of mine got a friend of his to ask Mel C:

"If you were in a room and no one was looking, and there'd be no way of anyone finding out, how much money would it take to make you hit a panda in the face with a brick?"

guys, answers plz.

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

ok, i have a lot to do tonight and i want to get some sleep so i think i'm going to have reach far back into my bag of tricks and dust off "the schlitzkrieg", wherein i maximize my beer intake while minimizing the amount of time spent drinking beer. it's as fast and as destructive as it's namesake.

midwest tet (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

my answer, gratis if the panda is a dick.

otherwise probably about $50?

midwest tet (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

ok, i have a lot to do tonight and i want to get some sleep so i think i'm going to have reach far back into my bag of tricks and dust off "the schlitzkrieg", wherein i maximize my beer intake while minimizing the amount of time spent drinking beer. it's as fast and as destructive as it's namesake.

-- midwest tet (hohoh...), March 28th, 2007. (chicago kevin)

TEMPERANCE HALL DUDES

69 (pete), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't stop laughing at hitting panda with a brick. I think I'm an asshole.

horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

xp - never forget, yo

ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

i'd brick a panda for free regardless of who is watching.

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

we should tell him the way the movie temperance hall ended.

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

ok, i have a lot to do tonight and i want to get some sleep so i think i'm going to have reach far back into my bag of tricks and dust off "the schlitzkrieg", wherein i maximize my beer intake while minimizing the amount of time spent drinking beer. it's as fast and as destructive as it's namesake.

-- midwest tet (hohoh...), March 28th, 2007. (chicago kevin)

THUNDERDOMIN'

kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

does temperence hall end with a panda taking a brick to the face?

midwest tet (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i seem to recall that night ending with brickings, yeah.

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

no it ended with a tender scene between the protagonist and a toilet

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

TWO toilets excuse me

69 (pete), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

such a really fun night

69 (pete), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

oh so we're just telling the pete story of temperance hall. he left at like 9, i thought him vomiting was the START of the movie temperance hall. confused!

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

69 DOUBLETEAMIN'

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

YOU SHOULD PROBABLY SEE THIS

kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

OH. MY. GOD.

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG OMG WATCH THE WHOLE THING

dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

WHEN THEY SEPARATE AND THE DARK HAIRED ONE COMES BACK TO FIND THE OTHER ONE AND REACHES FOR ITS LITTLE PAW!!!!!!!!!!!

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

dude as i opened that video, john lennon's GOD came on my "party" shuffle, and it is breaking/warming my heart to imagine those two otters as john and yoko

69 (pete), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

:D

kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

this is the most romantic thing that has ever happened

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

breaking/warming heart otm

dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

"soul desert" isnt as evocative as sdtrk

69 (pete), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

"st elmo's fire" kinda is ;_;D

dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

"i saw the light" REALLY, REALLY is

ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

pitchfork column blurb:

The Soundtrack of Our Lives
Alfred Hitchcock's 1954 classic Rear Window is rightly considered a deft commentary on our voyeuristic society, but it also predicts the increasingly incidental associations we've had with music in the past half-century.
[Eric Harvey]

OH NOW THIS I GOTTA READ NOT

69 (pete), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

the song i had on when i clicked on that was way too retarded and adorable with the video that i refuse to even discuss it because i'll be all ;_; and then have to watch those little otters again.

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

awww xpost "differenter from all the rest"

69 (pete), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Life During Wartime?

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Instant Karma?

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

"never gonna give you up"

dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

no m0!r@ misheard "different, girl, from all the rest" in todd rundgren's i saw the light as "differenter from all the rest," and she always loved that lyric, and i agree with her that it is SO CUET and better than the actual lyric

69 (pete), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

RIVER DEEP MOUNTAIN HIGH

69 (pete), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I WANNA SEX U UP

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH?

The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

IT DOESNT FIT

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

THAT SONG ABOUT LICKING NECK AND BACK PUSSY AND CRACKS?

The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I THINKS THATS CALLED TUTTI FRUUTI EITHER THAT OR WAR ON WAR BY THE CHICAGO ROCK BAND WICLO

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

oh damn dude that ain't right

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

KHIA MY NECK MY BACK

69 (pete), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

ALSO LOL @ "BACK PUSSY"

69 (pete), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

ISNT THAT AN UNRELEASED JESUS LIZARD SONG

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

is everyone g-chatting now?

The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM GCHATTING WITH YOU AND ONLY YOU

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:22 (seventeen years ago) link

no one is gchatting with me ;_;

midwest tet (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I'M EATING LUNCH AND WORKING AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I ROLL

dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link


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