KILLFILE HOW-TO

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Anakin: You're going to pay for all the Jedi that you killed today, Dooku.
Obi-Wan: We'll take him together. You go in slowly on the left...
Anakin: No, I'm taking him NOW!
Obi-Wan: No Anakin, NO!

jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.chronicsite.com/gatchaman/images/red.jpg

resumo impetus (blueski), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

what a bunch of crybabies.

Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

while we're installing greasemonkey scripts, this one rules btw http://www.achewood.com/raysmuckles.user.js (go to google.com after installing)

http://www.chepo.net/blogimgs/swb60tb.jpg

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay, I've been trying Andrew's script and no luck, so let's try Will's script. But I have a question. Here's the script:

// ==UserScript==
// @name kilxor
// @namespace
// @description
// @include http://ilx.wh3rd.net/*
// @include http://ilx.p3r.net/*
// @include http://ilx.thehold.net/*
// ==/UserScript==

//Put the login names you want to excise in this array like so:
var fules = ['LaughRiot', 'never gets old'];
//And that's it for configuration.

for(var k = 0; k < fules.length; k++)
{
var fule = fules[k].replace(' ', '+');
var posts;
posts = document.evaluate("//a[@href='userinfo.php?username=" + fule + "']",
document,
null,
XPathResult.UNORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE,
null);
//GM_log('number of posts by ' + fule + ': ' + posts.snapshotLength);
for (var i = 0; i < posts.snapshotLength; i++)
{
var thisLink = posts.snapshotItem(i);
thisLink.parentNode.parentNode.parentNode.removeChild(thisLink.parentNode.parentNode);
}
}

Where exactly do I put the "var fules = ['LaughRiot', 'never gets old'];" line? In Andrew's script, the customization goes at the very end. Is that where I put the line in Will's version, or somewhere further up?

The PEW Research Center for Panty-Twisting (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

The problem with killfilters on message boards is that they quickly turn you into a special, sensitive, magical princess, while not really erasing unpleasant users from your consciousness: Far too frequently, you realize that you're missing something, which will either disconnect you from the thread of conversation or irritate you to the point of removing the filter.

But Abraham said, Jump! (goodbra), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

what a bunch of crybabies.

well as usual it is you who is to blame

resumo impetus (blueski), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

rock hardy, did you killfile your brain?

^@^ (map), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't even know who that is, who is blaming me.

Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

leave it right where it is! comments aren't read by the machinery. you just fill the array in between the [ ] with whoever you don't like.

TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Do I replace the line

var fule = fules[k].replace(' ', '+');

with

var fules = ['LaughRiot', 'never gets old'];

?

xpost, PROBABLY!

The PEW Research Center for Panty-Twisting (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.tvacres.com/images/bakula_boxer.jpg

PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Far too frequently, you realize that you're missing something, which will either disconnect you from the thread of conversation or irritate you to the point of removing the filter.

I dunno, dude, if you've not found anything worthwhile about the person BEFORE you killfiled them, why would you suddenly want to see if they've developed a sense of humor or some modicum of intelligence or decorum AFTER you killfile them? That argument is nonsense and really if you feel that way and wonder what people you dislike are saying that badly, you are a special, sensitive, magical princess indeed.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

what happens if someone you killfile starts a thread? do you never see it?

Ms Misery (MsMisery), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

// ==UserScript==
// @name kilxor
// @namespace
// @description
// @include http://ilx.wh3rd.net/*
// @include http://ilx.p3r.net/*
// @include http://ilx.thehold.net/*
// ==/UserScript==

//Put the login names you want to excise in this array like so:
var fules = ['LaughRiot', 'never gets old', 'Rock Hardy's Brain', etc];
//And that's it for configuration.

for(var k = 0; k < fules.length; k++)
{
var fule = fules[k].replace(' ', '+');
var posts;
posts = document.evaluate("//a[@href='userinfo.php?username=" + fule + "']",
document,
null,
XPathResult.UNORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE,
null);
//GM_log('number of posts by ' + fule + ': ' + posts.snapshotLength);
for (var i = 0; i < posts.snapshotLength; i++)
{
var thisLink = posts.snapshotItem(i);
thisLink.parentNode.parentNode.parentNode.removeChild(thisLink.parentNode.parentNode);
}
}

^@^ (map), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

sam you still see the thread just without the original question

^@^ (map), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

No, you see the thread, you just don't see the body of that person's post! The question and everything still shows up, and the responses do as well, and you can turn it off really easily if you really think there is something important you are missing in the "meat" of the question.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

what happens if someone you killfile starts a thread? do you never see it?

you see the thread but not the first post

resumo impetus (blueski), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img416.imageshack.us/img416/6269/melindagrandma7gt.png

PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.juvenilesolutions.com/images/books/sparkle_princess.jpg

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

DAMN FINGERS TOO STUBBY FOR QUICKFIRE ROUND

resumo impetus (blueski), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

stencil otm

urghonomic (gcannon), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I dunno, dude, if you've not found anything worthwhile about the person BEFORE you killfiled them, why would you suddenly want to see if they've developed a sense of humor or some modicum of intelligence or decorum AFTER you killfile them?

It's not so much that you want to see what these folks have said in isolation, but the context of other users you haven't killfiled responding to them just becomes too much to bear. Sure, some folks have enough self-control to ignore these posts, but the very reason people use killfiles in the first place is that they LACK sufficient self-control to human-ignore the primary objects of their irritation.

But Abraham said, Jump! (goodbra), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

haha "juvenilesolutions.com" indeed

urghonomic (gcannon), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

do you see where there is a killfiled post? ie you don't see the post, but you do see [deleted post here] or something. a board i was on before had that.

lexpretend (lexpretend), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

no offense, tom, this is pretty fly to finally see since people have been clamoring for it since forever.

xpost it should display something even more insulting

urghonomic (gcannon), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

what?

coz aja (bundgee), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

self x-poster

^@^ (map), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Sure, some folks have enough self-control to ignore these posts, but the very reason people use killfiles in the first place is that they LACK sufficient self-control to human-ignore the primary objects of their irritation.

And some people lack sufficient self-control to ignore the people who want to ignore or to make people want to ignore them in the first place.

TEARS OF ANGUISH here...

resumo impetus (blueski), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

http://obli.net/media/1/20050719-hc.gif

HOW DID THIS GET HERE I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTERS

jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I feel like bill gates getting all these kudos just for writing a how-to based on other peoples' code!

TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Everyone giving Tombot those kudos is a bit like Bill Gates getting congratulated for writing a how-to based on other people's code! That's what i think anyway.

PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Sure, some folks have enough self-control to ignore these posts, but the very reason people use killfiles in the first place is that they LACK sufficient self-control to human-ignore the primary objects of their irritation.

That's only partially true. I personally used the killfile on two people: one who goes out of their way to start shit with me and friends of mine, and another who actually repulses me with the things he says. I've human-ignored the latter forever now; it's just nice to get rid of him. The former is extremely difficult to just ignore after a while. Using it makes my experience on ILX a lot better. I'm sure you are right in some cases, but it's rather insulting and precious to go around making that assumption.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGO2hVA3P58

jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

or what steve said, I guess! ie ignoring someone who doesn't have the ability to ignore YOU just existing makes it a helluva lot easier to read some threads!

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Still no luck. I can't think of another thing to check.

The PEW Research Center for Panty-Twisting (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Queen Amidala: It is clear to me now that the Republic no longer functions.

jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute. Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo. While the Congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, to settle the conflict...

jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

there's just no one here I care enough about, even those who bully me, to bother modding my browser for. meh. not worth the energy.

I like PP's new approach.

Ms Misery (MsMisery), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Shmi Skywalker: All slaves have a transmitter placed somewhere in their body.
Anakin: I've been working on a scanner to try and locate mine.
Shmi Skywalker: Any attempt to escape...
Anakin: And they blow you up! BOOM!
Jar Jar Binks: How wude!

jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Wow, I guess that chard joke was a real thread-killer.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Sam OTM x 2 (though pretending you've killfiled someone will get REALLY wearing when it replaces zinging as the new thing that people do)

ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

holy shit @ Windows 386

step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Queen Amidala: Although we do not always agree, Your Honor, our two great societies have always lived in peace. The Trade Federation has destroyed all that we have worked so hard to build. If we do not act quickly, all will be lost forever. I ask you to help us... no, I beg you to help us.
[Amidala drops to her knees in front of the Gungan assembly]
Queen Amidala: We are your humble servants.
[One by one, everyone in Amidala's party gets on one knee in front of the Gungan assembly]
Queen Amidala: Our fate is in your hands.
Boss Nass: Hmmmmm.
[rubs his chin in thought]

jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I like PP's new approach.

Thanks! I've tried really hard to temper my Texas-hating ways. By doing so, I've picked up some really cool home repair tips!

PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Human-ignore isn't 100% fool (i.e. ILXoR) proof because how many of us are driven mad by someone but still we submit to the sweet torture of reading their posts?

Donkey Kong New York (Lee), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Anakin Skywalker: He won't give up his power. I just learned the terrible truth. I think Chancellor Palpatine is a Sith Lord.
Mace Windu: A Sith Lord?
Anakin Skywalker: Yes, the one we've been looking for.
Mace Windu: How do you know this?
Anakin Skywalker: He knows the ways of the Force. He's been trained to use the Dark Side.
Mace Windu: Are you sure?
Anakin Skywalker: Absolutely.
Mace Windu: Then our worst fears have been realized. We must move quickly if the Jedi Order is to survive.

stet (stet), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link


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