mongrels, fux0rs, sandboxes

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WTF. You ok?

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 03:25 (seventeen years ago) link

oh yeah i was fine. dude was obviously a complete dipshit. it was only afterwards i realised i should have spat through his open window

esoj@w3rk (esoj@w3rk), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 03:31 (seventeen years ago) link

More like get the guy's plate, bribe the cops to get details, go around to guy's place, smash car windows with crowbar.

[electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 05:37 (seventeen years ago) link

KATE HOW WAS THE VAG AND ANAL??

[electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 05:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i like the red curtain. wish my bum looked like that too.

Gem (gem ), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 12:18 (seventeen years ago) link

...where did those hands come from?

[electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 12:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Her boyfriend.

I'm down for runnin' up on them crackers in the city hall... (papa november), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 13:03 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll be there in the arvo..

esoj@w3rk (esoj@w3rk), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 04:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I'll lock u in.

sgh (sgh), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 05:06 (seventeen years ago) link

if everyone gives me $3 i'll pretend to be all those bands

electric sound of jim (electric sound of jim), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 11:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't think you can pretend to be the BENDIGO FUNK BROTHERS, good sir!

[electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 11:53 (seventeen years ago) link

you have not seen me slap bass

electric sound of jim (electric sound of jim), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 12:03 (seventeen years ago) link

but i ask the question: are you funky enough to be a funky tram that TALKS?

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/8093/bfbob2.jpg

[electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 12:08 (seventeen years ago) link

well no

electric sound of jim (electric sound of jim), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 12:08 (seventeen years ago) link

There you go.

I should alert ILM to the Bendigo Funk Brothers.

[electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 12:10 (seventeen years ago) link

i ate a 700g steak last night

esoj@w3rk (esoj@w3rk), Thursday, 7 December 2006 03:01 (seventeen years ago) link

where at? or did you make it?

sgh (sgh), Thursday, 7 December 2006 03:15 (seventeen years ago) link

some v expensive place on southbank. with wine and everything it was $75 each. lucky the steak was so big cause now i can't afford to eat for the rest of the fortnight

esoj@w3rk (esoj@w3rk), Thursday, 7 December 2006 03:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Mmmm steak.

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 7 December 2006 04:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Mmmm seventy-five dollar steak.

[electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Thursday, 7 December 2006 04:26 (seventeen years ago) link

forutnately the steak itself was only 35

esoj@w3rk (esoj@w3rk), Thursday, 7 December 2006 04:29 (seventeen years ago) link

What was the side dish? Cocaine?

[electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Thursday, 7 December 2006 04:30 (seventeen years ago) link

God bless the US consulate in Melbourne and it's looooong backlog. The earliest I can get in is January 4 so I probably won't be going to America until mid-January now unless I keep watching the consulate website every hour and grab a cancelled earlier date. So I can't even book my ADL-MEL-ADL tix yet!

[electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Thursday, 7 December 2006 04:31 (seventeen years ago) link

mmm cocaine

esoj@w3rk (esoj@w3rk), Thursday, 7 December 2006 04:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I will swap the numbers of the Chinese and U.S. consulates, and film the results.

sgh (sgh), Thursday, 7 December 2006 05:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Might get in quicker at the Chinese consulate!

[electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Thursday, 7 December 2006 05:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Offer to run over the Falun Dafa dudes peacefully protesting at the front and it's a guarantee.

sgh (sgh), Thursday, 7 December 2006 05:20 (seventeen years ago) link

hi sheepfuXors!

Eisbär (Eisbär), Thursday, 7 December 2006 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey Tad!

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 8 December 2006 00:45 (seventeen years ago) link

god, this holiday lark is breeding laziness. I might go get a bagel.

haitch (not haitch) (haitch), Friday, 8 December 2006 03:07 (seventeen years ago) link

also kit sez HI DERE, he can't view sandbox threads for some reason!

haitch (not haitch) (haitch), Friday, 8 December 2006 03:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't like this 38-degree heat!

[electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Friday, 8 December 2006 03:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Sunny's on her way back home.

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8582/q8dy9.jpg

Staring at this thing is driving me crazy.

PPlains (PPlains), Friday, 8 December 2006 03:36 (seventeen years ago) link

The plane's headed completely in the wrong direction. Australia's all the way over to the right.

sgh (sgh), Friday, 8 December 2006 03:52 (seventeen years ago) link

haha

esoj@w3rk (esoj@w3rk), Friday, 8 December 2006 03:53 (seventeen years ago) link

It's flying towards...GODZILLA

[electric sound of] esteban buttez (Estie Buttez), Friday, 8 December 2006 04:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I think right now, both of our overnight low temperatures are at 18 degrees.

PPlains (PPlains), Friday, 8 December 2006 04:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Enough smoke out there, Melbmongs?

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 9 December 2006 02:02 (seventeen years ago) link

bit clearer now

esoj@w3rk (esoj@w3rk), Monday, 11 December 2006 22:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Ugh I have to go to the work xmo party tonite and I'm SO not in the mood for it.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 00:27 (seventeen years ago) link

skip

i'm going to mine this year, may be first time ever?

esoj@w3rk (esoj@w3rk), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 00:45 (seventeen years ago) link

my holidays start the next day so i'm going to soak up booze like no tomorrow

esoj@w3rk (esoj@w3rk), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 00:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I cant skip it now, I went to the trub of buying an nice dress (which I look like a stinking yuppie wanker in) :(

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 02:01 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes i have been on lolidays for a week already!!

haitch (not haitch) (haitch), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 02:05 (seventeen years ago) link

slacker

esoj@w3rk (esoj@w3rk), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 02:12 (seventeen years ago) link


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