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i would chase him

chase him to his stupid new office, then yell at him, and steal back the coffee supplies, although technically it wouldn't be stealing bc they are not his.

smoove operator, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 17:38 (eight years ago) link


tehresa, Sunday, 10 June 2012 19:39 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

May 5 (1 day ago)

to Lxy

9:54 AM (11 hours ago)

to Lxy
Poly Speed Dating was created by Luke and Pepper in San Francisco. It’s speed dating with a turbo charge of inclusivity. There is no reason that the complexities of our non-monogamous lifestyles should prevent us from engaging in the celebrated act of speed dating. Using a complex algorithm hand tailored for your satisfaction we can make this dream a reality. Our speed dating system will take into account gender preferences, individual/group preference, age ranges and kinkiness. All sexualities, genders and hair colors are welcome.

jergins, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 04:02 (six years ago) link

all hair colors? that's good bc no one has the same color hair as me

spite n ease (harbl), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 23:40 (six years ago) link

what word would best describe your hair's color

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 23:47 (six years ago) link

ftr i have had my eyes described as 'pond-colored'

mookieproof, Thursday, 8 May 2014 03:18 (six years ago) link

LikkitP ‏@LikkitP 5m

End Leaf blower Violence Now

jergins, Thursday, 8 May 2014 06:46 (six years ago) link

ppl cannot decide if i have blond hair or brown? i mean it's blond but dark blond. it's like gold sometimes. it can be dull or shiny depending if my mood is dull or shiny.

spite n ease (harbl), Friday, 9 May 2014 01:03 (six years ago) link

that is an excellent skill for your hair to have!

tehresa, Friday, 9 May 2014 03:18 (six years ago) link

my hair is the color of a sandy beach

― spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, July 2, 2009 8:14 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe the kind of sand on a lake though, not by the ocean

― spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, July 2, 2009 8:14 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lxy, Friday, 9 May 2014 03:33 (six years ago) link


spite n ease (harbl), Saturday, 10 May 2014 03:10 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

hi sandboxies, i am glad you are around sometimes

mookieproof, Saturday, 5 July 2014 02:19 (five years ago) link

only sometimes?

tehresa, Saturday, 5 July 2014 02:25 (five years ago) link

i am always glad you are around! but you are only around sometimes

mookieproof, Saturday, 5 July 2014 03:35 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

I think the most annoying thing to me about cell phones is the number of cases where defiantly is used instead of definitely, but when I think about things happening defiantly I always giggle a lil.

tehresa, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 00:50 (five years ago) link

seven months pass...
two months pass...

q: if you login to ilx after 3 years and your bookmarks take up an entire page of your browser is it better to just pretend it never happened?

tehresa, Monday, 29 June 2015 04:59 (four years ago) link

poll the bookmarks and let us tell u which to bother with

esperantzen (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 29 June 2015 22:45 (four years ago) link

maybe i should create new name and come back covert, without past bookmark baggage. or just not.

tehresa, Monday, 29 June 2015 23:47 (four years ago) link

What do you miss about it? And what do you recall liking least about it? Both are still there.

jaq, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 12:00 (four years ago) link

not even tbh

esperantzen (p much resigned to deems), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 16:48 (four years ago) link

I don't know I was just bored or something. Mostly wondering what people are up to and needing inspiration for nutrition naziing and noise living?

tehresa, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 03:45 (four years ago) link

all are welcome on i love baseball

mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 04:52 (four years ago) link

no hurling tho

mookieproof, Thursday, 2 July 2015 00:41 (four years ago) link

tza, come hang out in ILS!

smoove operator, Thursday, 2 July 2015 17:30 (four years ago) link

oh I had a hurling pic to share

esperantzen (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 2 July 2015 17:55 (four years ago) link

while it may be in my blood, I have nothing to say about baseball.

smoove, what's up on ils these days? I need more style in my life.

but I also need to spend less time in front of screens :(

tehresa, Friday, 3 July 2015 00:24 (four years ago) link

it's almost a time capsule.

tehresa, Friday, 3 July 2015 03:03 (four years ago) link

delete them all except 'whiskey' and 'horseshoe & harbl'

mookieproof, Saturday, 4 July 2015 04:24 (four years ago) link

no lie that was my exact thought

esperantzen (p much resigned to deems), Saturday, 4 July 2015 11:36 (four years ago) link

at that point, I Think I'll Just Stay Here And Drink

tehresa, Saturday, 4 July 2015 18:56 (four years ago) link

got some rum yesterday in honor of lxy

spite n ease (harbl), Monday, 6 July 2015 00:18 (four years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Defendant was convicted of bastardy. The Criminal Court of Baltimore, S. Ralph Warnken, J., entered judgment adverse to defendant, and he appealed. The Court of Appeals, Hammond, J., held that where Criminal Court could properly have found, as it did, from evidence of witnesses other than mother of child and her husband that mother and her husband did not have intercourse at time when, under the laws of nature, the child must have been conceived, mother was competent to testify that she had had relations with defendant, that he was the father of the child, what he said and did after he knew that she was pregnant, and her reasons and her husband's reasons for marrying.

spite n ease (harbl), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 01:46 (three years ago) link

my stepmother, who wanted my parents' marriage to be annulled, once assured me that such a step would not make me a bastard

mookieproof, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 02:21 (three years ago) link

you are convicted of bastardy

spite n ease (harbl), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 11:32 (three years ago) link

this will go down on my permanent record

mookieproof, Thursday, 30 June 2016 02:22 (three years ago) link

under the laws of nature

lxy, Thursday, 30 June 2016 16:55 (three years ago) link

three years pass...

jergins, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 03:41 (one month ago) link

hey looks like a pretty good deal

spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 9 April 2020 00:25 (one month ago) link

one month passes...

friend of mine (whom lxy & jergins have met!) and i were discussing if there were any good places left in the world

i said well, this group of friends (tbf i used the word 'coterie'; i was drunk) i'm in is kinda obsessed with the faroes, but you have to learn faroese and i don't think just looming and bellowing 'ach!' are gonna cut it

now he seems vaguely worried that i've joined a cult

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 June 2020 00:32 (two hours ago) link

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