Rolling moron co-worker thread

Ah well, at least you guys have written proof of stupidity to help their superiors find out where all bodies are buried.

Also for bloody ages there was this upper management thing where email was for underlings, eg 'I have minions to do that for me' at least in Britain.

Well it's typing, innit.

bloke here has just changed the toner catridge in the printer. the old cartridge is plonked on top of the new box on the floor about 3 feet away (rather than being put somewhere tidy), he didn't tear off the tear-off strip that stops all the toner falling out during transit and then put (unrecyclable) tear off strip in the recycling bin. still at least he got his printing done (multiple sheets, single sided, diagrams taking up the top third of each). sigh.

"I've got a headache"
"You're probably a bit dehydrated, have you had any fluids?"
"What are fluids?"
LOL