Right, this thread is for telling folk that the 'proper' ILX is down again, so if you see this above the "ILX is back up" thread it means ILX is back down

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I've got a very good view of Earl's Court from my window but I don't know whether it's made of wood.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 24 November 2006 09:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Earls Court is either made of Plywood or old stained stone. Depending on which direction you're facing.

M Grout (Mark Grout), Friday, 24 November 2006 09:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm viewing it from a northwesterly direction. It looks like a gaily-coloured Meccano model, the squat redness nicely offset by the imposing Fairy Snow blue of the Empress State Building immediately to its left.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 24 November 2006 10:13 (seventeen years ago) link

When is the big switch over to Super Server ILX2.0 again?

nu_onimo (nu_onimo), Friday, 24 November 2006 10:20 (seventeen years ago) link

It'll be like switching on the ILX Christmas Lights!

C J (C J), Friday, 24 November 2006 10:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I can exclusively reveal that Annie From Norway has been booked and confirmed to turn on the ILX Christmas Lights.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 24 November 2006 10:27 (seventeen years ago) link

est toa April.

M Grout (Mark Grout), Friday, 24 November 2006 10:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Will she be chewing gum while she does it?

C J (C J), Friday, 24 November 2006 10:32 (seventeen years ago) link

When I was a little kid, my (Welsh) father told me that the correct words to "Men of Harlech" were

We're the men who come from Norway
Shooting peas up a nanny goat's doorway

C J (C J), Friday, 24 November 2006 10:35 (seventeen years ago) link

At the star-studded ceremony Annie From Norway will be joined by a host of stars, including TV's Jan Leeming, Joanna Newsom, Dave Collins Out Of Dave And Ansil Collins, and TV's Bradley Walsh.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 24 November 2006 10:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Who will be providing the catering?

C J (C J), Friday, 24 November 2006 11:03 (seventeen years ago) link

some hens.

M Grout (Mark Grout), Friday, 24 November 2006 11:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I was hoping for a Shamed This Morning Star John Leslie appearance.

nu_onimo (nu_onimo), Friday, 24 November 2006 11:20 (seventeen years ago) link

He will be there, disguised as a hen.

C J (C J), Friday, 24 November 2006 11:24 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.chickenshop.co.uk/acatalog/BRAC005.jpg

C J (C J), Friday, 24 November 2006 11:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Catering will be exclusively provided by The Comedy Italian Bloke Out Of TV's Ready, Steady, Cook, with sexy assistance from leading "girl about town" journalist Zoe "Willy" Williams!

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 24 November 2006 11:43 (seventeen years ago) link

A friend of mine used to date a very cute and charming Italian bloke but she dumped him for the sole reason that he was unable to pronounce Heinz Baked Beans properly, referring to them as "High Back Edd Bins" which she found intensely irritating. I don't think he was The Comedy Italian Bloke Out Of TV's Ready Steady Cook though.

C J (C J), Friday, 24 November 2006 11:50 (seventeen years ago) link

When I was on Old Bailey jury service back in 1990 the prosecuting council persisted in spelling "Heinz" as "HIENZ" and pronouncing it as "HIENTZ."

He also pronounced "Tescos" to rhyme with "Lesbos" (as in the Greek island).

It was a fraud trial and it was a rather laboured analogy.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 24 November 2006 11:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Of course the world's South London Press will be on hand to capture memorable pics of madcap Timmy Mallett being given a baked bean bath by members of top pop combo Frank!

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 24 November 2006 12:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Frank'n'beans

C J (C J), Friday, 24 November 2006 12:08 (seventeen years ago) link

the final, fixed, move date is November 29

- stet (vmdnb900...), November 14th, 2006.

nu_onimo (nu_onimo), Friday, 24 November 2006 13:05 (seventeen years ago) link

why not just stay here

ken c, Friday, 24 November 2006 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm back up, yo. what's this about HEN FAP?

teh_kit, Friday, 24 November 2006 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

It's not up, ignore that thread that's now just underneath.

M Grout (Mark Grout), Friday, 24 November 2006 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

but i don't know that, bcuz i'm ignoring this one irony loop argh

teh_kit, Friday, 24 November 2006 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm so confused.

masonic boom (kate), Friday, 24 November 2006 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

did you brake ilx, kaet?

teh_kit, Friday, 24 November 2006 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

The last thing I said on ILX was "teh Kit, why you haet kaet?" so I hope not...

masonic boom (kate), Friday, 24 November 2006 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

lol??! is that true?

reversal of wai 2 haet teh_kit is probably way too much for the fabric of the interwebs to handle, you fool.

teh_kit, Friday, 24 November 2006 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

a

M Grout (Mark Grout), Friday, 24 November 2006 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Pardon?

How was Lenny Henry, by the way?

C J (C J), Friday, 24 November 2006 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually, that was the last thing I posted last night. Maybe it was me that broke it.

masonic boom (kate), Friday, 24 November 2006 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

No, no it was probably me.

C J (C J), Friday, 24 November 2006 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I blame those kids with their blaring mp3s at the back of the bus.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 24 November 2006 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm sure if there had been such a thing as a blaring mp3 player to be had when I was a kid, I'd have had one.

C J (C J), Friday, 24 November 2006 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Len was fine, he was working his new routine(s), occaasionally fluffing a line, oddly being accurate about "woodley's black ghetto" area (irony).

M Grout (Mark Grout), Friday, 24 November 2006 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

sheesh!

emily robinson (roxymuzak), Friday, 24 November 2006 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

i want a sheesh kebab

ken c, Friday, 24 November 2006 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, I want a pointy nosed guitarist, but I'm not about to get one, either, am I?

masonic boom (kate), Friday, 24 November 2006 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm getting turkey tonight.

Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 24 November 2006 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I got no turkey :(

Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 24 November 2006 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i got enough turkey for all of us

also bacon

m00kiepr00f (m00kiepr00f), Friday, 24 November 2006 22:22 (seventeen years ago) link

no hen fap though, eh?

forksclovetofu, Saturday, 25 November 2006 01:08 (seventeen years ago) link

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