domestic outrages chronicle

Lisa frank that shit to the maxxxx

hmmph i suspect you all to have been 'got at'

sometimes a love of ludicrousness can overpower a capacity for domestic outrage and the thought of you scowling at your unicorn curtain is enthralling.

also, there are some trouble-lovers on this board. not naming names.

y'all <3 .^. imo

your unicorn shower curtain has now been discussed at dodger stadium in los angeles.

what does bryce harper think of unicorn curtains?

he thinks they're a hit

your unicorn shower curtain has now been discussed at dodger stadium in los angeles.

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which part is being questioned, deems?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/emmanflea/1037458188/

i just don't understand the entire thing tbh

http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5330/7149988745_81e673d449_b.jpg

ha that is awesome

omg

that is going on a t-shirt, and i will post pics

that is so very great.

I am outraged that my air conditioning doesn't work and my landlord hasn't called me back in days and it's hot and the humidity is 78% and we can't sleep.

i am outraged for you but happy that my window unit works

the pots that my new herbs are growing in have been sitting outside empty and waiting for at least 6 years.

i left the barbeque open and an unanticipated shower has caused much outrage

did your hamburger get soaked?

nothing quite so disastrous, but it did lead to all the ash turning to mush which is going to take some cleaning whenever she gets around to it

that is outrageous

hrmph

I followed the perfect poach technique exactly as written and exactly as s did it last weekend, but my egg did not poach perfectly. Pfffft.

i like half and half in my iced coffee but have gotten 2 containers of it in a row that were sour! i get natural by nature brand from wf because it reminds me of naughty by nature but i am not getting that anymore!!!! what an outrage!

You can take anything back there! Go get yr money!

i figured i would spend money on something if i went so i just dumped it

i'm always too lazy to return stuff

i generally find it much too difficult to shop, let alone return things

i'm also too lazy to return things.

i'm cleaning my room today. it's an outrage!

my increasing size is an outrage

look i been pondering this admission but i gotta let it out

sultans of swing is the best

the best

giant ikea bedframe under construction in our bedroom came up missing 1 very critical part. Our old bones will be outraged if they have to sleep on the floor tonight!

fruit flies

darraghmac, sultans of swing is not the best the best but <3 nonetheless.

aw. if all confessions had that feel-good payoff i'd never have stopped going.

There are so many storms in the area, the weathermen are warning power will likely go out. No rain or lightning here yet but already power is blinking! What an outrage!

what, an outage?

that dodgy pun is better than sultans of swing.

darragh, are there any other burdens on your conscience you would like to set down by posting about them on the sandbox.

why

what have you heard.

that in the distant past you sang with a swing band and your stage name was darraghmac the knife.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2332/2219267962_6a36f9f819.jpg

it all happened outwith the house and is therefore out of thread's jurisdiction imo

darraghmac the butter knife

that is almost certainly a fat jibe imo

guys