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my dear dear friend {{{you}}}

aw, thank you, jaq.

i think i pulled it off without being too graceless.

i am outraged, on account of the terrible guy referenced above. he moved to a new office (which is wonderful), but before leaving he sent a gushing email about how there was such a surplus in the coffee fund, so there was $100 worth of coffee/sugar/creamer and coffee would be free for the foreseeable future. then he abolished the coffee donation program and jacked almost all of the supplies when he left.

my blood is boiling.

what a complete fucking dick.

i hate him so so so much.

i would chase him

chase him to his stupid new office, then yell at him, and steal back the coffee supplies, although technically it wouldn't be stealing bc they are not his.

conferencesux

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May 5 (1 day ago)

to Lxy
http://www.communichi.org/this-is-your-brain-on-smart-meters/

9:54 AM (11 hours ago)

to Lxy
Poly Speed Dating was created by Luke and Pepper in San Francisco. It’s speed dating with a turbo charge of inclusivity. There is no reason that the complexities of our non-monogamous lifestyles should prevent us from engaging in the celebrated act of speed dating. Using a complex algorithm hand tailored for your satisfaction we can make this dream a reality. Our speed dating system will take into account gender preferences, individual/group preference, age ranges and kinkiness. All sexualities, genders and hair colors are welcome.

all hair colors? that's good bc no one has the same color hair as me

what word would best describe your hair's color

ftr i have had my eyes described as 'pond-colored'

LikkitP ‏@LikkitP 5m

End Leaf blower Violence Now

ppl cannot decide if i have blond hair or brown? i mean it's blond but dark blond. it's like gold sometimes. it can be dull or shiny depending if my mood is dull or shiny.

that is an excellent skill for your hair to have!

http://www.glamour.com/images/entertainment/2013/03/nicki-mood-w724.jpg

my hair is the color of a sandy beach

― spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, July 2, 2009 8:14 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe the kind of sand on a lake though, not by the ocean

― spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, July 2, 2009 8:14 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

LOL

hi sandboxies, i am glad you are around sometimes

only sometimes?

i am always glad you are around! but you are only around sometimes

I think the most annoying thing to me about cell phones is the number of cases where defiantly is used instead of definitely, but when I think about things happening defiantly I always giggle a lil.

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q: if you login to ilx after 3 years and your bookmarks take up an entire page of your browser is it better to just pretend it never happened?

poll the bookmarks and let us tell u which to bother with

maybe i should create new name and come back covert, without past bookmark baggage. or just not.

What do you miss about it? And what do you recall liking least about it? Both are still there.

not even tbh

I don't know I was just bored or something. Mostly wondering what people are up to and needing inspiration for nutrition naziing and noise living?

all are welcome on i love baseball

no hurling tho

tza, come hang out in ILS!

oh I had a hurling pic to share

http://media.balls.ie/uploads/2015/06/23192641/callananteeth.jpg

while it may be in my blood, I have nothing to say about baseball.

smoove, what's up on ils these days? I need more style in my life.

but I also need to spend less time in front of screens :(

so. many. threads.

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it's almost a time capsule.

delete them all except 'whiskey' and 'horseshoe & harbl'

no lie that was my exact thought

at that point, I Think I'll Just Stay Here And Drink

got some rum yesterday in honor of lxy

Defendant was convicted of bastardy. The Criminal Court of Baltimore, S. Ralph Warnken, J., entered judgment adverse to defendant, and he appealed. The Court of Appeals, Hammond, J., held that where Criminal Court could properly have found, as it did, from evidence of witnesses other than mother of child and her husband that mother and her husband did not have intercourse at time when, under the laws of nature, the child must have been conceived, mother was competent to testify that she had had relations with defendant, that he was the father of the child, what he said and did after he knew that she was pregnant, and her reasons and her husband's reasons for marrying.

my stepmother, who wanted my parents' marriage to be annulled, once assured me that such a step would not make me a bastard

you are convicted of bastardy

this will go down on my permanent record

under the laws of nature

https://gsaauctions.gov/gsaauctions/aucitsrh/?sl=PEACH419003001

hey looks like a pretty good deal

friend of mine (whom lxy & jergins have met!) and i were discussing if there were any good places left in the world

i said well, this group of friends (tbf i used the word 'coterie'; i was drunk) i'm in is kinda obsessed with the faroes, but you have to learn faroese and i don't think just looming and bellowing 'ach!' are gonna cut it

now he seems vaguely worried that i've joined a cult

awww lol! i like them so much. that was fun, wasn't it? they should join our coterie/cult.