ILNFL sandbox thread, because you shouldn't pass up a chance to LOL @ the NY Giants

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They would have to win the SB for COughlin to keep his job, guys.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I wish the Maras would spend a little less time pimping out their horrible daughter and a little more time, like, doing the football thing these days.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

They would have to win the SB for COughlin to keep his job, guys.

dunno if i agree here -- though i could be wrong. still, i think that coughlin will be back next year (for better or for worse).

Eisbär (Eisbär), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

crosstown, mangini gives the gas-face to his rival:

http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/nfl/2006/0224/photo/w_mangini_275.jpg

Eisbär (Eisbär), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Mangini always looks like that, though!

horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah hi can we cease and desist on the pictures.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I wish the maras would sell us the franchise, so we can spend a little more time doing the football thing, and they can go do what the hell ever.

TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

In the mists of now forgotten wh3rd, I once asked about the wisdom of pursuing Reggie Bush when the Niners already had "President" Gore.

Donkey Kong New York (Lee), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

i love that eisen insists on calling him THE INCONVENIENT TRUTH.

aidsy (aidsy), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

ha! Eisen's punning on Gore is totally ridiculous and therefore kind of charming. is it wrong that I sort of love Eisen?

horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

no wai! NOT LOVING eisen is far more wrong. he is like an angel.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1a/Eisen1.JPG

aidsy (aidsy), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I think it's slightly unprofessional of him to get high before every single broadcast. but he is adorable.

horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

As the source of that Bea Arthur joke, he ranks up there with Christ, Ghandi and D. Boon with me.

The PEW Research Center for Panty-Twisting (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

haha:

Another subpar season won't cost Lions president Matt Millen his job.

Millen, who has a 24-72 record in his first six seasons, will return next season. He still has four years left on the contract extension he was given last season.

Millen said Tuesday that quitting is not an option he has considered despite criticism of the team's dismal performance in his tenure.

"I'll never quit,'' Millen said in an interview with a small group of reporters, including The Detroit News, which posted some of his comments on its Web site. "I can't do that. I don't even consider that."

"It's the way I'm made."

Asked why he wouldn't quit, Millen replied: "You're given a job, regardless of what it is. You keep on working and trying to get the thing done."

The Lions beat Dallas on Sunday, closing the season an NFC-low 3-13.

Detroit was proud of proving it didn't quit on the miserable season by beating a playoff team in Week 17. The victory snapped a seven-game skid and a winless mark on the road in 2006.

It also cost the Lions the No. 1 pick in the draft -- an asset they could've used to perhaps trade for picks and players.

"I really don't want to be one or two," receiver Roy Williams said. "I'd rather be picking 31st."

Millen would, too, because such a low pick indicates success. (<---thanks for the explanation)

The Lions, who fired defensive coordinator Donnie Henderson and offensive line coach Larry Beightol on Tuesday, have struggled so much since Millen, a former linebacker and analyst, took over that they're had the No. 2 pick twice, No. 3 once and three other top-10 picks.

Some of the players taken with those picks haven't panned out and that begins to explain the mess the team is in six years after Millen arrived to lead a once-mediocre franchise.

About 100 Detroit fans held a protest during the second quarter of the last home game of the season Dec. 24 against the Chicago Bears. The fans left their seats midway through the quarter and gathered in Ford Field's atrium, where they chanted "Fire Millen" while watching the game on the scoreboard.

Before Detroit's final home game, Millen said he talked to team owner William Clay Ford after each game and when they met in the middle of the season, they talked about plans for the next year.

Quarterback Joey Harrington and receiver Charles Rogers -- a third and second pick overall, respectively -- were discarded in 2006 and some have speculated that 2005 first-round pick Mike Williams will be the next to go.

Williams expects and wants to be back.

"People call me a bust, so when you get that label, there's no pressure," said Williams, who had a touchdown on Sunday to end his 30-game scoreless streak. "I don't worry about people talking about my weight and work ethic because I'm doing what I love to do and a lot of people can't say that.

"Things haven't started out pretty for me in the NFL, but that's going to change."

Detroit has more needs than picks in the draft and not enough cap space to fill every hole with free agency.

"There are a lot of things that need to be fixed," quarterback Jon Kitna said.

bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Mora didn't really seem like the most professional dude ever though. I mean, he got decent results, but he's a bit of a knucklehead.

-- Michael (polyphoni...), January 2nd, 2007. (later)

lol i'm sure "professionalism" is a big concern at a team that once employed the services of a glanville.

Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 22:44 (seventeen years ago) link

It looks like Millen will be back next year. Jeez, the guy is like one of the undead.

Ice Ice Cream Baby (The Dirty Vicar), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 00:09 (seventeen years ago) link

millen obviously has photos of someone in the ford family.

man-united will spank mangina's jets then get trounced by balimer.

otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 00:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/01/javon.jpg

gangsta

aidsy (aidsy), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 00:43 (seventeen years ago) link

The importance of coaching is so overrated.

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 01:20 (seventeen years ago) link

The importance of coaching is so overrated.
-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnru...), January 3rd, 2007 1:20 AM. (Mr. Snrub) (later)

i think i disagree, it definitely makes a difference.

otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 01:26 (seventeen years ago) link

you're both right, actually

bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 01:29 (seventeen years ago) link

lol i'm sure "professionalism" is a big concern at a team that once employed the services of a glanville.

Arthur Blank never employed Glanville, did he?

Michael (Oakland Mike), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 01:57 (seventeen years ago) link

So who gets the Dolphinss jobb?

The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Your mom.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait, no, that's unlikely.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

:(

The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I could have used the money

The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I am moved on

The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Better money in 'Bama than in Miami, amirite?

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Thing I hate most about NFLN's game broadcasts, apropos of nothing: the fact that Collinsworth remarks in complete and utter wonder, every single game, about how many (opposing team's name here) fans have travelled the millions of miles to attend the game at (home team's stadium here), isn't it just AMAZING!!? I mean, FFS what world does he live in that people don't move to other cities and places? Or that travelling from NY to DC or vice versa is this incredible journey that must take 3-4 days? It is literally every single game!

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL @ a Saban am moved on 2. But would u rather be in 'Bama or in Miami with the cubans women

The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

also apropos of nothing re: NFLN broadcasts: Bryant Gumbel is HILARIOUS to watch whenever the camera's on him and Collinsworth. he's always giving Collinsworth these ridiculously exaggerated quizzical looks. he seems a little out of his depth.

horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link

They are both kind of idiots, I'm not really sure why we can't have Rich and Deion and Mooch douche it up up there.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

okay, I totally love Deion Sanders. is that wrong?

horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

No, these guys are all "loveable assholes," whereas Michael Irvin and Tony Kornheiser are just "assholes."

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

not an asshole really at all, as far as I can tell: Marshall Faulk.

horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Jamie, Rod, and Marshall are my favorite football analysts of all time. Only partially because of the constant Schefter zings.

TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

i think collinsworth is probably amazed at a lot of things, allyzay. he's like frozen caveman lawyer that way.

Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, they are constantly dogging on Schefter, it's like they think "journalist" is maybe three steps above "child molester" or something.

And yeah, OTM on Collinsworth but can't someone tell him to stop?

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I think he'd be surprised if they did.

clevo lk (clevo lk), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, can't they muzzle him?

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I sort of imagine that he has no friends. you could cut the smugmosphere around him with a knife.

horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

He's losing his friends with his non-stop "You drove HOW FAR to get to my house?! 20 minutes!! That's insane!!"

clevo lk (clevo lk), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

also his smugmoshpere is contributing to global smarming

clevo lk (clevo lk), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

"You drove HOW FAR to get to my house?! 20 minutes!! That's insane!!"

still cracking me up!

horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img60.exs.cx/img60/8472/rabbit2053nc.jpg

Deion Sanders Hot Dog Express!

aidsy (aidsy), Thursday, 4 January 2007 01:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I saw that on Amazon! The reviews are brutal.

clevo lk (clevo lk), Thursday, 4 January 2007 13:57 (seventeen years ago) link

The worst part is the strange - but plentiful - smell that it gives off. It's like overheated electronics.

clevo lk (clevo lk), Thursday, 4 January 2007 14:01 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
revive because I've been watching America's Game all day and seriously teared up when Bill Curry of the '66 Packers talked about unlearning white supremacy. football makes me the sappiest sap.

horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 12 February 2007 00:40 (seventeen years ago) link

That shit's dead to me until August or so.

The PEW Research Center for Panty-Twisting (Rock Hardy), Monday, 12 February 2007 01:13 (seventeen years ago) link


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