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I got you that last year.

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I like if you click on Amazon's gift suggestions for "The One Who Has Everything" they suggest THIS
http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0001U1NX2.01-A1V1Z4BJNVFJUK._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1082712163_.jpg

"Why yes, thank you, I always wanted an extra-large antler chandelier!!"

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

tomorrow is my brother's 30th birthday!

what should i do? what should i get him?

69 (pete), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.pearl-harbor.us/december7/images/PR-12.jpg

a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

tomorrow is my brother's 30th birthday!
what should i do? what should i get him?

drunk.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

remotely, yo - he's in south pasadena :(

69 (pete), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

nobody got me drunk when i turned 30 so i had to do it myself.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Fuck, I had my 30th at an Australian bar: getting drunk was not the problem.

Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

my 30th co-incided with a going away party for my then boss. he's also my current boss because he brought me along when he got his new promotion. we went to a bar in streeterville down the street from where we were working, it was an irish bar, likewise, no problems getting drunk. only problem was it was a protestant bar. :(

otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 22:22 (seventeen years ago) link

My real problem was not throwing myself at the slight, impish bartender who rode his bike to work and who kept serving me free shots. Unfortunately, I succeeded.

Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link

This is from the rib place in soho, no?

http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0001U1NX2.01-A1V1Z4BJNVFJUK._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1082712163_.jpg

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 23:35 (seventeen years ago) link

EIGHT PEE EM. STILL AT WORK. BUMMERZ.

quincie (quincie), Thursday, 7 December 2006 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

FUCK THAT

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 7 December 2006 04:42 (seventeen years ago) link

YES. FUCK THAT.

Actually it hasn't been too bad, and should settle down in a day or two.

Hey FA's--what time you start your set tonight?
Hey Mr. and Ms. BOT--still wanna ride with us? Anyone else need a ride?

quincie (quincie), Thursday, 7 December 2006 13:43 (seventeen years ago) link

q's - you talk to CH about a ride? i think he was interested...

we'll go on around 930, i bet

69 (pete), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Anybody else see people hawking the iraq commission report paperbacks outside the subway this morning? WTF crazyroom

TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes, sorry, but i can't make it tonight. there are like 16 lame-ass holiday parties i have to go to and take pictures at and write about.

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link

SAD

69 (pete), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:37 (seventeen years ago) link

In canada, bubble wrap is pink.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

PETE what do you think of the new solution for the divide-by-zero problem, developed by a britishes schoolteacher

TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Canada is fucked up.

TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

tell/link me more tom

69 (pete), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

http://science.slashdot.org/science/06/12/07/0416223.shtml

TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I DONT WANT TO WATCH HIM EXPLAIN THIS - I WANT TO READ IT

69 (pete), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, that is where I stopped, I have no desire to install real player on my work computer.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:54 (seventeen years ago) link

man oh man those comments are k-classic

50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

The projective line is neat and all but what he is doing is just stupid and fucking up his kids.

He reasons thusly 1/0=+inf -1/0=-inf (already see the problem that +inf=-inf) and 0/0=nullity (hence nullity = +inf)

He then reasons that 0^0=0^(-1)*0^(1)=1/0*0 = 0/0 = nullity.

Now let's try that another way.

nullity*0=0/0*0=0/0=nullity.

But also if 0^0 is a number then 0^0*0^1 = 0^1 = 0 Thus nullity*0=0 hence nullity*0=nullity=0. This is a pretty clear contradiction.

In other words it's just dumb. Mathematicians are not idiots. We haven't missed something like this for thousands of years.

this is from the slashdot comments. I can't watch it either.

TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Start a thread on it, see if some of our esteemed mathematical minds can cast some light on it (and see how fast we can get some of our great wits, wags and wascals to post humorous comment on the subject).

Ed (dali), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

CH already emailed me--he can't go, has to work.

Also, we are GOING to that meeting on MONDAY, KLG. About the shopping center/New Giant? On the flyer at the bus stop announcing the meeting some jerkoff wrote "NO to yuppies, traffic and noise!" I responded by writing/telling them to move to the suburbs.

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

seems like a fairly meaningless definition to me

69 (pete), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

wow dudes HOW DO I SHOT NEW JOB/LIFE/PERSONALITY?

50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

[/emo]

50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Start an emo band, everything else will fall into place.

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:25 (seventeen years ago) link

be like my coworker nando and just up and move to Argentina

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:25 (seventeen years ago) link

"nando"

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

YUPPIES put the "U" in "Urban" so suburbs is definitely where that fuckwad should go. And yeah I had totally planned to go to that meeting to DEMAND a NON-GHETTO grocery store and some RETAIL for the EMPTY STOREFRONTS.

Because EMPTY STOREFRONTS positively SUCK. I don't know what ASSHAT is thinking.

quincie (quincie), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

depends on what they mean by "retail"

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

what is bad about that giant? ive never been inside. the giant at the tivoli is pretty sweet - why cant they just revamp slightly?

69 (pete), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

The Giant constantly is out of staple type items like half and half and their produce really sucks and they don't have stuff like mushrooms on a consistent basis and (okay this is pretty yuppie I guess) cilantro. They'll run out of milk a lot too.

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Not that I mind walking up or down to either Whole Foods. Or getting in the car to go to SuperFresh over by AU. It just seems like, if you're going to have a grocery store, have a grocery store. There is plenty of space to expand in the abandoned storefront right next door, seems like a no brainer.

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Any neighborhood in which Half-and-half was considered a "staple item" is probably not one I could afford to live in...?

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

roffle

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

http://ypulse.com/images/rebelwith401k.jpg

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah I used to flavor my coffee with dirt and bird shit too but that got pretty old after awhile.

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

We don't actually have a grocery in my neighborhood. There is a "Safeway" which is approximately 25ft x 35ft, but most of my exploring of that has been "emergency egg purchase" and "cigarettes" (which are in a completely wide open case way at the front of the store and the dudes are always like, "Oh yeah, just get your own, I'm pretty busy here" despite the fact that they CLEARLY AREN'T and are encouraging me to STEAL MOAR).

I did not notice an extensive half and half selection.

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

What are bodegas like in NYC? Mushrooms? Vegetables? Booze? Half and half?

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

HAHAHA I just re-read "I don't mind walking to EITHER Whole Foods" WHAT DO YOU WANT, HAND-DELIVERY OF YR CILANTRO AND HALF-AND-HALF??? we have that too! = www.peapod.com

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

the bodega across the street from my last apt consisted of weird beer selection (like a lot of 40s and Zima??? The 40s I understood, but the Zima not as much), bananas, Cuban staple items like ginormous bags of rice and dried beans, Medaglia del Oro, cigarettes, and lottery tickets.

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

they sold eggs and candies and milk too.

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

The one at my apt BEFORE that sold shit like fuckin le petit ecoulier cookies??? That was ridiculous.

Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link


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