PETE stole my bike: DC ∞

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (9703 of them)
hahaha i would totally live in that christian state

dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

srsly i mean free xanax for all

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

grinnin' like a muppet 94/7

dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i decided i was wrong and that yesterday's lesson is to take MORE xanax today not less

ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

:D

dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

free xanax! whoah youse guys i step away for a few days and what has happened around here?

dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

:D :D :D :D :D

dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

8080

ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm gonna take a nap

ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm trying to convince my friend who's accepting an award tonight that the remarks he was assigned to prepare yesterday should consist entirely of the pre-game speech from any given sunday. it would be the only thing that would make me actually want to go to this damn thing tonight.

dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

dear wind,

who invited you to this party? you basically are not a bro.

thx,
ally

dear ally,

stop fucking buying skirts that do not stay down in wind you know what is going to happen.

thx,
ally

dear alex,

that idea is otm and if yr friend doesn't do it, well, what kind of bro doesn't do that.

thx,
ally

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

thing is, he's made just about every mistake a middle-aged man can make.

dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm still working on a couple of them

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

i hope to have finished by the time i win an award so i can honestly make that speech

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

if i fail, i'll use billy dee's speech from brian's song instead

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

;_;

dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

brian's song always makes me ;_;

dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

IT IS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT, IT'S A SAD STORY

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

[heartfeltemotiontears]

dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i went through a "difficult" period where basically every movie i saw that wasn't bill & ted's excellent adventure made me cry, so i tried to structure my movie collection so that it wouldn't seem THAT odd but then my friend wanted to watch cool runnings of all things and they caught onto me.

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait.

Who in the world looks at a movie collection and says, "Out of all of these movies, the one which I really want to watch the most is 'Cool Runnings'."???????????????????????????

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link

it was on tv. i do not own cool runnings. i am horrified that anyone would think that i do!!!

guys why are don cheadle and adam sandler apparently in some kind of 9/11 themed serious buddy movie together?

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

UH cool runnings is great u quers

69 (pete), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

cryinginthemiddleofthelivingroom.jpg

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

the act before them was one dude with a sampler who sang really loud screechy noisy songs about kitchen appliances, mostly. it sounds cool in theory but in practice intolerable

husker du reunion?

also cool runnings is a movie about jamaican bobsledders, the only way it could be better was if a walrus was on their team.

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

vunderbar. our office administrator - who is total blood diamonds - just quit/was forced into leaving by our genius uk overlords, who've decided they would take on yet more of our basic business, which would sort of be ok if they were even slightly responsive and/or capable. there are five fucking people here now, including myself. i like one of them.

ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

has anyone else seen this movie
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085608/

my parents are still traumatized over when they took me to see it in the theatre. i apparently started sobbing so hysterically at the ending that people seemed to think they were possibly abusing me. but fuck, who gives up a pet seal?

xpost ZR u work at my job and we should go meet on the 11th floor deck and hang

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

To Eric, she was his only friend. To all others, she was a hunted prize.

WTF

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i do not own cool runnings. i am horrified that anyone would think that i do!!!

That was going to be my second question! I was assuming it was a gift.

I think that Don Cheadle and Adam Sandler's embarrassing new movie can be explained by the phrase "prodigious pay-per-view porn bill".

Also I am not sure if I can live in a world where "Cool Runnings" is considered great unless that also means that "Snow Dogs" is considered great, because as far as I'm concerned potato/potato.

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

To Eric, she was his only friend. To all others, she was a hunted prize.

I kind of wish the tagline to every movie was a variant of this.

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

(argh I am not implying that I think "Snow Dogs" is great, btw)

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah reading the reviews i don't remember any of this intense shit, no wonder i was in hysterics.

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Snow Dogs is great, yes, duh. but then so is every movie with a dog like Firehouse Dog

http://www.firehousedogmovie.com/

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG U GUIS ROSE AHS UPDATED HER FLICKAR PAGE

http://www.flickr.com/photos/rosie/436639643/

The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

shit is creepy what is up with the thank you re: 9/11 picture

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

re: "The Golden Seal", InuyashaFriend otm

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah ally I saw that seal movie when I was little and it fucked my shit up too, even moreso than seeing psycho at my babysitter's house when I was 6. Babysitter also had a pirahna.

break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

also for as much as I hate all the bullshit in my profession sometimes it always lifts my spirits when I get to use the phrase "butt glazed"

break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

That would always lift my spirit sometimes, too!

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh boy! that bitchin’ in the oversized scooter sometimes it always lifts my spirits.

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:15 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/126/329671144_f86d180acf.jpg
^^^^^^ this thread, today, is this robot

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

what?

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha

dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

that movie would've been so much better if that was actually truth

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, it makes me sad that Don Cheadle is in that movie with Adam Sandler.

horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally have you seen Peyton on SNL yet?

horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

;_;
no, i have barely been home since i got back from nyc. i need to get a work computer with sound on it.

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

you should stop helping your helpless colleagues until you get a computer with sound.

if you do get to go home for a substantial amount of time soon (hopefully!), it's worth torrenting the whole thing.

horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

i actually plan to stay in tonight for the first time in forever! i need to get laundry done at some point so i will download while doing that, i think. i am dying to see it??? i heard it was totally hilarious.

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.