Choose the best turns, shrugs, and leaning from the Body Movements chapter of Kent and Shelton's The Romance Writer's Phrase Book

his gaze fell to the creamy expanse of her neck
creamy and clotted
like sour milk risen to the top
of a bulging glass
with fat thighs

there was a tingling in the pit of her stomach
deeper, too
her intestines
oh shit
the intestinal parisites were rebelling

he gave her body a raking glance
a shoveling grimace
and a chainsawing slap across the ass

something intense flared through his enchantment

hemorrhoids.