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ROWCHE RUMBLE

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:34 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't help with the housing situation because I'm still marvelling at the bus story.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Unless maybe you tell the parents "Nope! Change at the store!"

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:34 (seventeen years ago) link

install a tunrstile at the front door and profit from the trip.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Alternately you can tell yr roommate "I don't want to put your parents into an unexpected bind but DO NOT EVER INVITE PEOPLE TO STAY WITH US WITHOUT ASKING ME FIRST OR ELSE I WILL KICK YOUR TESTICLES SO HARD THEY SHOOT OUT OF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD."

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Accuse them for being britishers if they don't tip you.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

install the "plus you might die" sign outside your home. that might scare them off.

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

ok all you dudes otm

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

set up a ytmnd about your roommate's gay orgy, send mom the link. visit cancelled.

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

You wear sunglasses and do bong shots with cheerleaders. HA HA FUCKER

^^^^ the ultimate prize

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

While riding my bus to the Lyndale/Franklin Ave, I saw a oversized mobility scooter at Bloomington/Franklin Ave, the elderly woman’s scooter face forward onto the lift, the driver told elderly “Turn around and backward onto lift”, she little bit of fericous (sp?) and not want go backward instead she using forward onto the lift, the scooter went into wheelchair secured area next to me.

"Did I spell that right? 'Fericous'? Because there's absolutely NOTHING ELSE WRONG with this sentence."

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I now go off to lunch wondering what a little bit of fercious from an elderly woman in an oversized scooter looks like.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

the elderly woman’s scooter face

in what culture is calling an old lady "scooter face" considered an insult?

― that bitchin' in the oversized scooter need to learn how to use backward (chicag, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i just got Ed's 'different phase' joke

kudos

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

what is an oversized scooter anyway

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_apr2002/SeniorScooter.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

oh. no wonder that guy was so fucked up, i'd be incomprehensible in that situation too.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.gadgetreview.com/uploaded_images/scooter-714280.jpg

WANT^^

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2005/10/22/PH2005102201442.jpg

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.scrapaholicshideaway.com/scooter_photo2_framed.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

shit sorry!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i have some questions about scrap

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

who to turn to????

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Scrap what?

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

you guys are all fired

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

scooter can answer questions about scrap

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

you can't fire SCOOTER, RESIDENT SCRAP COUNSELOR

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

he can stay, the rest of you tho: pack yr desks plz.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

QWAK ME DUCK NOW ME CAN"T LEAVE

http://www.itineratesurfer.com/wp-content/DuckCat.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

you can't fire me i never worked here

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

jesus christ mw

fine none of you are fired, whatever.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

ZR: that's what makes this so difficult

xpost

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

just delivered to my office:
http://ec3.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000006NUT.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
http://www.tgrec.com/images/catalog/fullsize/278-1.jpg
http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/340/347637.jpg

GET READY FOR AN OBNOXIOUS AFTERNOON CRL

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

when will they make the first internet nerd seinfeld? :(

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪ on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:02 (1 hour ago)

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

oh now there's an idea -- i'm just gonna play acid mothers temple all week

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

No you should just take ACID with his MOTHER and then go to a TEMPLE

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

good point mark

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

8080

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

this is a CHRISTIAN state, dude

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

freedom isn't free ffs

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

"if you do not like me writing in caps then delete my email and do not respond I think it scared you to death."

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

this is a CHRISTIAN state, dude
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/157/417091851_3ea504851b.jpg
^^^^^^ this is what i immediately assumed you meant and was like what is the problem then

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

they seem nice

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

dude skull kontrol!! i saw them open for blonde redhead.. uh.. somewhere in baltimore. the act before them was one dude with a sampler who sang really loud screechy noisy songs about kitchen appliances, mostly. it sounds cool in theory but in practice intolerable

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha i would totally live in that christian state

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

srsly i mean free xanax for all

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

grinnin' like a muppet 94/7

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i decided i was wrong and that yesterday's lesson is to take MORE xanax today not less

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

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