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That bitchin' elderly need to learn how to use hotel 8.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Saturday is just far enough away that a plate of fish guts slipped under the stove is going to smell REALLY BAD by the weekend. I say make the house un-liveable and sleep in the library until parentals clear out.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

you should srsly tell elderly to "Turn around and backward onto lift"

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

that is totally out of line!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

it's not bitchin at all either, i'd be pissed off. if your roommate had given you warning, it'd be one thing.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean, really i just want to be able to smoke weed and play guitar badly w/o feeling like i'm pissing anyone off that isn't (a) my roommate and (b) my neighbors, cuz that ship has SAILED

xp - that is one nice thing, tho, L. his mom basically walked into the house and shit magically got clean. i'm not even kdding. so that's nice i guess

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

no that is completely uncool, he should've asked you well in advance if this was ok? i'm trying to imagine what i would do if tom or steph4nie or esth3r or any other roommate-type-situation did that to me and the answer is obviously file for divorce immediately (tom only, wasn't married to either of those other ladies ;_;) and go crash with someone else for the rest of time, so dude i say you just kill them and steal their bbq sauce.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

having his parents there shouldn't stop you from smoking weed and playing guitar

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

yea, no warning. well, about the WEEK LONG part. i figured two nights over teh weekend wouldn't be that bad. probably get a free meal or two. but this is just bananas.

i'm gonna steal their benz

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Crash over at hottie's apt that week and have casual sex.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

oh hey!

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

fluffy bear otm

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

fluffy bear 8080

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.aradultprotection.com/Dementia_files/ElderAbuse.gif

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah klg almost invited an auxillary australian to stay with us last year, someone whom we did not know and had never met and Meg, our australian who was staying with with us (and was someone we knew) had just met and i was on needles and pins for a bit.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i think i'll just petulantly eat all his food

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

and smoke his weeds

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

you all really need to try enacting the whole "no one crashes here at all unless it is 5am and perhaps vomiting will occur" rule that i have at my place. i learned my lesson the hard way when houseguests at my studio apt in nyc decided to just stay on for A YEAR OR SO.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

yes on the food eating and weed smoking but reverse the order so you can really put a dent in his food. also: stop bathing.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

rub one out in the living room while they're having breakfast, that ought to do it.

― that bitchin' in the oversized scooter need to learn how to use backward (chicag, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Dude, I KNOW you can charm his mother. His parents will love you SO MUCH because you clearly have way better life skills and can get the party/charcoal started for BBQ, and they'll be so glad you live with THEIR DARLING SUNGGG. And then get them to clean everything, buy you groceries for the house, maybe pick up two decent chairs for the porch/yard etc etc. You win!

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

except for the part that he has invaders in his living situation.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

oh also an important fact: your roomie's still in college. so he's still sorta dumb? VALUABLE LIFE LESSONS NOT ALL ACQUIRED YET, STILL AT 73% POWER LEVEL

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean honestly? staying with families really, really sucks and it makes me go mental. i mean, not like MY family specifically either, staying with anyone's family and having to be all polite and shit and go smoke somewhere appropriate and get woken up at fucking 8am cos old ppl be crazy and blah blah blah blah blah. uggggggggggggh do not want.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah Ally but this is the roommate who left raw ground beef on the kitchen counter for like three days, is the thing. If this person's mother is willing to sanitize/degrease/polish all household surfaces, it might just be worth it for a clean start.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

raw beef on the counter revitalizes pores and provided much needed nutrients to the air.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

You get his parents to buy you weed. They become your new party friends. Roommate is embarrassed and spends week hanging with socially retarded foreign exchange students. You wear sunglasses and do bong shots with cheerleaders. HA HA FUCKER

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

ehhhhhhhh but at the end of the day yr still living with that dude and he'll just fuck it up again so it's not a winning proposition in my mind. it's like my friend tony. he keeps hiring a maid service to clean their house but thing is at the end of the day he still lives with luke and luke's feral cat and feral pug so why bother. tony is v v neat and organized and clean and his room is always in perfect order, but the rest of the house is just going to look like one of those houses that get raided by the aspca to remove animals from an elderly, senile hoarder. because he lives with an alcoholic wow addict, occasionally said-person's white trash girlfriend, and his filthy cat and dog. WHY BOTHER.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

DO COKE OFF HIS MOM'S ASS

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

fluffy bear you are v otm today

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

WAIT WAIT I GOT IT: FLY YOUR PARENTS IN, THEY CAN STAY WITH YOU AS WELL. THEN, DURING THE BBQ, MAKE YR PARENTS FITE. THE WINNER IS EVERYONE

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I MEAN BOTH SETS OF PARENTS FITE EACH OTHER

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Tell him if his parents don't leave, the situation will enter a 'different phase'.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost, tag team or royal rumble?

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

ROWCHE RUMBLE

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:34 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't help with the housing situation because I'm still marvelling at the bus story.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Unless maybe you tell the parents "Nope! Change at the store!"

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:34 (seventeen years ago) link

install a tunrstile at the front door and profit from the trip.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Alternately you can tell yr roommate "I don't want to put your parents into an unexpected bind but DO NOT EVER INVITE PEOPLE TO STAY WITH US WITHOUT ASKING ME FIRST OR ELSE I WILL KICK YOUR TESTICLES SO HARD THEY SHOOT OUT OF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD."

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Accuse them for being britishers if they don't tip you.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

install the "plus you might die" sign outside your home. that might scare them off.

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

ok all you dudes otm

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

set up a ytmnd about your roommate's gay orgy, send mom the link. visit cancelled.

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

You wear sunglasses and do bong shots with cheerleaders. HA HA FUCKER

^^^^ the ultimate prize

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

While riding my bus to the Lyndale/Franklin Ave, I saw a oversized mobility scooter at Bloomington/Franklin Ave, the elderly woman’s scooter face forward onto the lift, the driver told elderly “Turn around and backward onto lift”, she little bit of fericous (sp?) and not want go backward instead she using forward onto the lift, the scooter went into wheelchair secured area next to me.

"Did I spell that right? 'Fericous'? Because there's absolutely NOTHING ELSE WRONG with this sentence."

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I now go off to lunch wondering what a little bit of fercious from an elderly woman in an oversized scooter looks like.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

the elderly woman’s scooter face

in what culture is calling an old lady "scooter face" considered an insult?

― that bitchin' in the oversized scooter need to learn how to use backward (chicag, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i just got Ed's 'different phase' joke

kudos

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

what is an oversized scooter anyway

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_apr2002/SeniorScooter.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

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