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I'm totally open to other options

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't even know who famous luigi is

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link

You're doing it again. I will go home and turn these ingredients into tortilla.

I miss living in turin an being able to get a calzone, slice of farinata and a chinotto for 5000 lire.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

He's on the right Ally:

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/300W/fs7.deviantart.com/i/2005/220/b/e/SUPER_MARIO_BROS_MARIO_A_LUIGI_by_FlintofMother3.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

oh shit chinotto is soooo awes

no no - i cant go to lunch today anyway - luigi's it is! and ill go there and try the c-zones anyway. its just that the pizza is inconsistent.

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/170/433198253_2c39d5440d.jpg

^^^^^^^ i forgot about this, isn't this meant to be jon's new username?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I've never had a calzone there, but I think it's the closest calzone option to my office. Potbelly might win out for being closer and faster, now that I've wasted my morning with in-joke street signs.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

For Dan: http://www.myspace.com/eljeffebonanza

The quote is from Bus Tales dot com: http://www.bustales.com/route/2/oversized-mobility-scooter/

Oversized Mobility Scooter

I wait for my bus line 2 while I am sitting in my power wheelchair (normal size) at 22nd/Franklin Ave, rolled into secured area. While riding my bus to the Lyndale/Franklin Ave, I saw a oversized mobility scooter at Bloomington/Franklin Ave, the elderly woman’s scooter face forward onto the lift, the driver told elderly “Turn around and backward onto lift”, she little bit of fericous (sp?) and not want go backward instead she using forward onto the lift, the scooter went into wheelchair secured area next to me.

Okay, next few stops, another elderly hopped onto bus and put her fare into box and asked passenger “Can I have change for $1 dollars”, I told elderly at box “Nope!, Change at the store” and driver told her get off the bus and change at the store, she got off in next block. Finally at the Nicollet/Franklin Ave the elderly in oversized scooter need to get off the bus. she going backward in the alisle to the lift, hard to manuvering, and she threw her cane to her grandson outside of front door. Oh boy! that bitchin’ in the oversized scooter need to learn how to use backward onto lift.

NOPE! CHANGE AT STORE, BITCHINS!

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:39 (seventeen years ago) link

that story = pete in 40 years, only he'd have a crush on the lady who wanted change

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

TEAM DAN PERRY
http://www.littletreesracing.com/team/images/tp_dperry.gif

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

i...can't actually follow what occurred in that story.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:48 (seventeen years ago) link

that bitchin' in the oversized scooter need to learn how to use backward onto lift, what more do you need to know?

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

i just don't actually understand what a single word you just said means, is the problem.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

CHANGE AT STORE, ALLY. CHANGE AT STORE.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

what with the elderly with the change? what was that about? XPOST

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

HI THIS IS A PICTURE OF ME. I AM REACTING TO THIS STORY.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/myspace.gif

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

THE ELDERLY PEOPLE HAVE THEIR OWN BUSLINE

also cheezburger kitty otm but cut down on the chocolate!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

SUMMARY: Bitchin' elderly has been juge (sp?) by normal size scooter man.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:54 (seventeen years ago) link

but what about the lady who needed change?!?! why did she have to change at store?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

the elderly woman’s scooter face

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

SCOOTER LIBBY IS GUILTYS HE SERVE ON SHIP NOW SS POMERANIAN:

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/goonfleet.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:56 (seventeen years ago) link

ok my equilibrium and understanding is now restored, thank you mw.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

wow, that was quite a story!

― that bitchin' in the oversized scooter need to learn how to use backward on (chi, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

i have a question guys:

my roommate reminded me midweek last week that his parents are visiting "for the weekend".

"ok cool"

they'll be staying here

"...in our TINY house?"

yeah.

"um, ok. when are they getting here?"

saturday

"saturday? not gonna have much time then, huh?"

well, i have no idea how long they're staying

"...UH"

my mom's got the week off, she's a teacher.

"...they might be staying in our tiny house for a WEEK?"

I guess, so, yeah! :D oh, wait, yep, it's a definite. they're staying for a week! gonna throw us an awesome BBQ next saturday!

"...i hate you"

my question: wtf am i crazy or is this totally out of line??? i mean, dude is still in college and 3-4 years younger than me and all, but this is MY HOUSE. YOU CAN'T INVITE PPL OVER FOR A WEEK, RIGHT< EVEN IF THEY"RE YOU'RE ADMITTEDLY VERY NICE PARENTS???

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

even my keyboard is fucked up about this

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah wow, that seems pretty damn uncool? aren't parents supposed to spring for hotel rooms?

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

on the other hand, sure it's total bullshit, but you get an awesome BBQ!

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

i know right?? they rolled up in a Benz (they drove here), so it's not like they can't afford a room!

i feel like a stranger in my own home. A STRANGER.

xp BITCHIN'!

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

That bitchin' elderly need to learn how to use hotel 8.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Saturday is just far enough away that a plate of fish guts slipped under the stove is going to smell REALLY BAD by the weekend. I say make the house un-liveable and sleep in the library until parentals clear out.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

you should srsly tell elderly to "Turn around and backward onto lift"

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

that is totally out of line!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

it's not bitchin at all either, i'd be pissed off. if your roommate had given you warning, it'd be one thing.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean, really i just want to be able to smoke weed and play guitar badly w/o feeling like i'm pissing anyone off that isn't (a) my roommate and (b) my neighbors, cuz that ship has SAILED

xp - that is one nice thing, tho, L. his mom basically walked into the house and shit magically got clean. i'm not even kdding. so that's nice i guess

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

no that is completely uncool, he should've asked you well in advance if this was ok? i'm trying to imagine what i would do if tom or steph4nie or esth3r or any other roommate-type-situation did that to me and the answer is obviously file for divorce immediately (tom only, wasn't married to either of those other ladies ;_;) and go crash with someone else for the rest of time, so dude i say you just kill them and steal their bbq sauce.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

having his parents there shouldn't stop you from smoking weed and playing guitar

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

yea, no warning. well, about the WEEK LONG part. i figured two nights over teh weekend wouldn't be that bad. probably get a free meal or two. but this is just bananas.

i'm gonna steal their benz

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Crash over at hottie's apt that week and have casual sex.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

oh hey!

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

fluffy bear otm

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

fluffy bear 8080

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.aradultprotection.com/Dementia_files/ElderAbuse.gif

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah klg almost invited an auxillary australian to stay with us last year, someone whom we did not know and had never met and Meg, our australian who was staying with with us (and was someone we knew) had just met and i was on needles and pins for a bit.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i think i'll just petulantly eat all his food

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

and smoke his weeds

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

you all really need to try enacting the whole "no one crashes here at all unless it is 5am and perhaps vomiting will occur" rule that i have at my place. i learned my lesson the hard way when houseguests at my studio apt in nyc decided to just stay on for A YEAR OR SO.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

yes on the food eating and weed smoking but reverse the order so you can really put a dent in his food. also: stop bathing.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

rub one out in the living room while they're having breakfast, that ought to do it.

― that bitchin' in the oversized scooter need to learn how to use backward (chicag, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Dude, I KNOW you can charm his mother. His parents will love you SO MUCH because you clearly have way better life skills and can get the party/charcoal started for BBQ, and they'll be so glad you live with THEIR DARLING SUNGGG. And then get them to clean everything, buy you groceries for the house, maybe pick up two decent chairs for the porch/yard etc etc. You win!

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

except for the part that he has invaders in his living situation.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

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