ILNFL sandbox thread, because you shouldn't pass up a chance to LOL @ the NY Giants

"when i forward flip into the endzone there's nothing that quenches my thirst quite like a mystical levitating pepsi"

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RIP

no Jani Lane no credibility

bills 14-0

bills 103 yds
ne -6 yds

http://i.imgur.com/DxNzR.png

ill admit, this is p exciting, not sure who to root against

haha wait the bills have 21pts now

7-0, 14-0, 21-0, 21-7, 21-14...

Brian Hartline just tried to catch a ball by smacking it with two open palms

and that's the Mark Sanchez we know and love. right to a DE

Dan Carpenter from like 56!

chose to bet $50 on the Texans cuz it was even odds and figured even a Yates-led team would win. then Yates goes out and Delhomme plays like a retarded gorilla on a coke binge. only down 3 but I may be parting w/ that money.

Carpenter FG was actually 58. and it woulda been good from 62

TATE

guys tom brady broke dan marinos sigle season passing record today

so happy for horseshoe

man this is another 'untouchable' record like Maris's that's just gonna get broken 3000 times now isn't it

yup

so happy for horseshoe

― k3vin k., Sunday, January 1, 2012 3:03 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink

:)

Matt Moore, Dolphin qb OF THE FUTURE!

lol@ Akers to Crabtree

patriots have scored 28 straight points after the bills started the game w/21

Jake Delhomme managed to fuck up a gift. I want to take a shit in his helmet

xpost much like last week against Miami :/

i'm shocked just shocked xxp

ware is horseshoe i need to talk to her

Congrats to Akers.

I suppose that's one way to help the Niners' red zone problems.

wait wait wait get this....Sanchez has thrown his SECOND pick of the day to a defensive lineman.

SANCHIZE

holy shit lolchez

$1M says Jason Taylor has already been hired by Football Night on NBC.

so as a raiders fan right now I'm pinning hopes on Mark Sanchez and Jake DelHomme

Titans-Texans tied at 16 w/ Titans about to punt

really glad week 17 actually has more meaningful games than usual this year

did that one dolphins drive eat up an entire quarter?

Revis gets away with P.I. there

Matt - pretty much. it was about 14 mins i think

if you're REx Ryan you might regret all the smack talk if you finish this season 8-8 and become a victim of your own expectations. obv not going anywhere after this year but he's gonna have high expectations next year for sure.

Matt Stafford just straight up flopped to draw a personal foul call. The Lions are really embracing the villain role.

did you guys see carpenters 58 yarder at the end of the first half that woulda been good from 68?

Texans running backs caroming into their o-lineman all day today

xpost yeah that aws as beautiful a kick as I've ever seen

omg why do the Texans have Vickers

they have a top 5 FB in Casey but they have to trot Vickers out there 4 plays a game to fuck things up

Matt Turk reminding me why he is one of teh shittiest punters in the league

yeah that Vickers drop = goddammit

lol almost third DE pick there

if that's illegal contact, what Revis did to Marshall in the end zone was

Keystone Kops here