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i'll just print out schefterblog and hand that in.

xpost oh damn dude both of them

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:38 (seventeen years ago) link

OK NOW THERE IS A POLICE CAR BLOCKING OFF THE ENTIRETY OF 12TH STREET RIGHT UNDER MY OFFICE WHAT IS UP TODAY

xpost oh damn

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link

longcat warning OTM

break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link

al3x par3ene, editor of longcat, ladies and gentlemen

69 (pete), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:50 (seventeen years ago) link

i've been banned from ilx!

dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:51 (seventeen years ago) link

8[

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link

as of like ten minutes ago. all i posted in the last half-hour was a picture of gordon parks

dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe gordon parks turned into tubgirl.

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link

how come you two get banned but i can't manage to get anyone to ban me at all ever even after posting things like SHUT THE FUCK UP LIMEY RETARD. who do i have to blow to get to see the banned screen?

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

all i wanted to post was this about louis jagger:

i just saw him walking down the street, he was headed through a doorway that had a bucket of paint balanced on it.

-- 600 on Tuesday, March 27, 2007 10:32 AM (15 minutes ago)

dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

ghost rider it looks like lots of people have been banned, probably just a glitch

Problems getting to new ILX?

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

that shit will happen

kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha does anyone else remember the time gareth slipped on a banana peel and then posted to ilx all like "oh my god! it finally happened!" like somehow falling on a banana peel is like losing your virginity or something? i love that dude.

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:56 (seventeen years ago) link

here ally, the banned screen looks like this

http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/8977/barredlc3.jpg

dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:01 (seventeen years ago) link

:D

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:04 (seventeen years ago) link

ok, that, my friend, is a damn good self-evaluation

dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:08 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm unbanned now :/

dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:12 (seventeen years ago) link

hooray?

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:12 (seventeen years ago) link

CCCCC  AAAAA  L      ZZZZZ  OOOOO  N   N  EEEEE
C A A L Z O O NN N EEE
C AAAAA L ZZ O O N N N E
CCCCC A A LLLLL ZZZZZ OOOOO N NN EEEEE

bump calzone

69 (pete), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link

OK A) ALL OF THESE SIGNS ARE 100% OTM CSS 8080

B) NOW I WANT A CALZONE

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

i can't believe you guys are thinking about lunch wtf it's barely breakfast

kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

okay, fuck, who wants to get calzones for lunch at Famous Luigi's?

break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

famous luigi's pizza is occasionally wack as shit

69 (pete), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm totally open to other options

break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't even know who famous luigi is

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link

You're doing it again. I will go home and turn these ingredients into tortilla.

I miss living in turin an being able to get a calzone, slice of farinata and a chinotto for 5000 lire.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

oh shit chinotto is soooo awes

no no - i cant go to lunch today anyway - luigi's it is! and ill go there and try the c-zones anyway. its just that the pizza is inconsistent.

69 (pete), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/170/433198253_2c39d5440d.jpg

^^^^^^^ i forgot about this, isn't this meant to be jon's new username?

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I've never had a calzone there, but I think it's the closest calzone option to my office. Potbelly might win out for being closer and faster, now that I've wasted my morning with in-joke street signs.

break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

For Dan: http://www.myspace.com/eljeffebonanza

The quote is from Bus Tales dot com: http://www.bustales.com/route/2/oversized-mobility-scooter/

Oversized Mobility Scooter

I wait for my bus line 2 while I am sitting in my power wheelchair (normal size) at 22nd/Franklin Ave, rolled into secured area. While riding my bus to the Lyndale/Franklin Ave, I saw a oversized mobility scooter at Bloomington/Franklin Ave, the elderly woman’s scooter face forward onto the lift, the driver told elderly “Turn around and backward onto lift”, she little bit of fericous (sp?) and not want go backward instead she using forward onto the lift, the scooter went into wheelchair secured area next to me.

Okay, next few stops, another elderly hopped onto bus and put her fare into box and asked passenger “Can I have change for $1 dollars”, I told elderly at box “Nope!, Change at the store” and driver told her get off the bus and change at the store, she got off in next block. Finally at the Nicollet/Franklin Ave the elderly in oversized scooter need to get off the bus. she going backward in the alisle to the lift, hard to manuvering, and she threw her cane to her grandson outside of front door. Oh boy! that bitchin’ in the oversized scooter need to learn how to use backward onto lift.

NOPE! CHANGE AT STORE, BITCHINS!

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:39 (seventeen years ago) link

that story = pete in 40 years, only he'd have a crush on the lady who wanted change

dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

i...can't actually follow what occurred in that story.

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:48 (seventeen years ago) link

that bitchin' in the oversized scooter need to learn how to use backward onto lift, what more do you need to know?

dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

i just don't actually understand what a single word you just said means, is the problem.

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

CHANGE AT STORE, ALLY. CHANGE AT STORE.

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

what with the elderly with the change? what was that about? XPOST

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

HI THIS IS A PICTURE OF ME. I AM REACTING TO THIS STORY.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/myspace.gif

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

THE ELDERLY PEOPLE HAVE THEIR OWN BUSLINE

also cheezburger kitty otm but cut down on the chocolate!

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

SUMMARY: Bitchin' elderly has been juge (sp?) by normal size scooter man.

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:54 (seventeen years ago) link

but what about the lady who needed change?!?! why did she have to change at store?

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

the elderly woman’s scooter face

dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

SCOOTER LIBBY IS GUILTYS HE SERVE ON SHIP NOW SS POMERANIAN:

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/goonfleet.jpg

Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:56 (seventeen years ago) link

ok my equilibrium and understanding is now restored, thank you mw.

gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

wow, that was quite a story!

that bitchin' in the oversized scooter need to learn how to use backward on (chi, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link


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