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this is for everyone's benefit especially mw
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/159/436116686_85790b2007.jpg

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 05:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm gonna come over there and challenge you to eat my blackberry.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 05:31 (seventeen years ago) link

This is pathetic:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/170/436119795_29efb88bae.jpg?v=0

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 05:33 (seventeen years ago) link

agh cuttyhorse.jpg YES YES YES

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 10:56 (seventeen years ago) link

why, brian, why. why did you do this to me.

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 11:56 (seventeen years ago) link

why did you force me to drink again for the 15th day in a row and can i also blame you for the last 14 ;_1

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 11:57 (seventeen years ago) link

and tonight

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 11:59 (seventeen years ago) link

why did I do this to me

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 12:08 (seventeen years ago) link

uh there was supposed to be 2 photos with my other post? fucked that up somehow.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/172/436120760_7481756aff.jpg

also wtf @ the three cops stationed outside dupont metro actively chasing ppl down and ticketing them for jaywalking?!?!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 12:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Did you guys all die again?

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 12:57 (seventeen years ago) link

nb i did not get a ticket because i was still in spaced out johnny knoxville is dreamy mode and totally just like forgot to cross the street for at least 2 minutes??! everyone else on the corner did tho so thx insomnia and jackass :D

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 12:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/7/3/27/f_jaywalkingm_b6e4e6a.jpg

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:00 (seventeen years ago) link

really, though, almost every single sign in the world could have "plus you might die" appended to it and be accurate.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:00 (seventeen years ago) link

"nice weather = gin drinks on my porch. all bros welcome! plus you might die"

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:04 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.countryarts.org.au/whyalla_cinema/twin_cinemas/Images/baby_on_board.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:04 (seventeen years ago) link

that sign means the drivers have already died ;_;

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:05 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/3/27/f_fsbom_e311816.jpg

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:14 (seventeen years ago) link

:D
i would buy that house

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i would pass out on the couch at that house

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:23 (seventeen years ago) link

like you're choosy.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:23 (seventeen years ago) link

if ally bought that house it's damn near certain that one of us would die there actually

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:24 (seventeen years ago) link

listen, those charges were dropped, i never killed anyone according to the state of virginia.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:25 (seventeen years ago) link

ok why do i have to do a "self-evaluation" for my "six month" review do i have to do EVERYTHING around here christ

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:26 (seventeen years ago) link

"If You Lived Here You'd Be Home By Now. Plus You Might Die."

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I shall write it four you:

I am queen of this department and the internets, I can outperform everyone and GIS cat pictures simultaneously. I keep a sloth in my décolletage and still you do not pay me what you owe me. Do I have to send da bhoyz round

yours

Schäftër

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:31 (seventeen years ago) link

that is a lot better than what i have written which says "i'm retarded, i talk like a fag, and my shit is fucked up," i will use yours instead.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I think your entire self evaluation should be cat pictures

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:36 (seventeen years ago) link

holy shit WHICH PUPPY

http://www.issr-shilohshepherds.ca/SilverMapleKennels-StarTango07/WeekFour/IMAG033.JPG

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll just print out schefterblog and hand that in.

xpost oh damn dude both of them

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:38 (seventeen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/72/Longcation.png/180px-Longcation.png

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:43 (seventeen years ago) link

OK NOW THERE IS A POLICE CAR BLOCKING OFF THE ENTIRETY OF 12TH STREET RIGHT UNDER MY OFFICE WHAT IS UP TODAY

xpost oh damn

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link

longcat warning OTM

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link

al3x par3ene, editor of longcat, ladies and gentlemen

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:50 (seventeen years ago) link

i've been banned from ilx!

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:51 (seventeen years ago) link

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link

as of like ten minutes ago. all i posted in the last half-hour was a picture of gordon parks

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe gordon parks turned into tubgirl.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link

how come you two get banned but i can't manage to get anyone to ban me at all ever even after posting things like SHUT THE FUCK UP LIMEY RETARD. who do i have to blow to get to see the banned screen?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

all i wanted to post was this about louis jagger:

i just saw him walking down the street, he was headed through a doorway that had a bucket of paint balanced on it.

-- 600 on Tuesday, March 27, 2007 10:32 AM (15 minutes ago)

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

ghost rider it looks like lots of people have been banned, probably just a glitch

Problems getting to new ILX?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

that shit will happen

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha does anyone else remember the time gareth slipped on a banana peel and then posted to ilx all like "oh my god! it finally happened!" like somehow falling on a banana peel is like losing your virginity or something? i love that dude.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:56 (seventeen years ago) link

here ally, the banned screen looks like this

http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/8977/barredlc3.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:01 (seventeen years ago) link

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:04 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/3/27/f_sign2m_7cbed18.jpg

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link

ok, that, my friend, is a damn good self-evaluation

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:08 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/3/27/f_sign1m_8c4a1bf.jpg

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm unbanned now :/

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:12 (seventeen years ago) link

hooray?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:12 (seventeen years ago) link

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bump calzone

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link

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