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hahahaha we just had a client ask if we could make the people in a recent package of renderings "less multicultural"

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 March 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

whew ok note to self: the lesson of today is not to take so much xanax tomorrow

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 26 March 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost (to be fair, 2/3 of the people in one rendering were wearing saris)

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 March 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

brian make the next one ALL black people

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Monday, 26 March 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey, as long as it's not "multi", it could be all ANYone!

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 26 March 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

was it for an indian restaurant?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

It's for an american hotel going into a european country.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 March 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

then make it fat dudes in shorts and flip flops holding mcdonalds bags.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Monday, 26 March 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha! OTM

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.kevdo.com/holiday2005/Images/Tourists_at_Disneyland.jpg

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 March 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

that photo was one midwestern cop moustache from being everything i hate about america. the denim, the obviously stupid kids, the lack of panache everywhere, the FUCKING SHORTS....

i need a drink.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Monday, 26 March 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

CONGRATULATIONS MRS JENNINGS, YOU'RE RAISING SOME REALLY UGLY KIDS THERE.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Monday, 26 March 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

the one looks like he got smacked upside the head right before that picture was taken.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

http://ec3.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/e1/2d/b81c923f8da017943891a010._AA200_.L.jpg

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Monday, 26 March 2007 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

watch this now funy record guyz

http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2007/03/antiques_rocksh.html#comments

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 22:58 (seventeen years ago) link

oh hey guys

http://www.jefframirez.com/ilx/beach2.jpg

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 00:24 (seventeen years ago) link

btw i am actually watching antique roadshow right now. should i be shot with a ball of my own shit y/n

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 00:25 (seventeen years ago) link

agh cuttyhorse.jpg no no no

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 04:50 (seventeen years ago) link

this is for everyone's benefit especially mw
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/159/436116686_85790b2007.jpg

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 05:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm gonna come over there and challenge you to eat my blackberry.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 05:31 (seventeen years ago) link

This is pathetic:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/170/436119795_29efb88bae.jpg?v=0

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 05:33 (seventeen years ago) link

agh cuttyhorse.jpg YES YES YES

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 10:56 (seventeen years ago) link

why, brian, why. why did you do this to me.

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 11:56 (seventeen years ago) link

why did you force me to drink again for the 15th day in a row and can i also blame you for the last 14 ;_1

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 11:57 (seventeen years ago) link

and tonight

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 11:59 (seventeen years ago) link

why did I do this to me

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 12:08 (seventeen years ago) link

uh there was supposed to be 2 photos with my other post? fucked that up somehow.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/172/436120760_7481756aff.jpg

also wtf @ the three cops stationed outside dupont metro actively chasing ppl down and ticketing them for jaywalking?!?!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 12:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Did you guys all die again?

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 12:57 (seventeen years ago) link

nb i did not get a ticket because i was still in spaced out johnny knoxville is dreamy mode and totally just like forgot to cross the street for at least 2 minutes??! everyone else on the corner did tho so thx insomnia and jackass :D

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 12:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/7/3/27/f_jaywalkingm_b6e4e6a.jpg

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:00 (seventeen years ago) link

really, though, almost every single sign in the world could have "plus you might die" appended to it and be accurate.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:00 (seventeen years ago) link

"nice weather = gin drinks on my porch. all bros welcome! plus you might die"

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:04 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.countryarts.org.au/whyalla_cinema/twin_cinemas/Images/baby_on_board.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:04 (seventeen years ago) link

that sign means the drivers have already died ;_;

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:05 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/3/27/f_fsbom_e311816.jpg

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:14 (seventeen years ago) link

:D
i would buy that house

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i would pass out on the couch at that house

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:23 (seventeen years ago) link

like you're choosy.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:23 (seventeen years ago) link

if ally bought that house it's damn near certain that one of us would die there actually

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:24 (seventeen years ago) link

listen, those charges were dropped, i never killed anyone according to the state of virginia.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:25 (seventeen years ago) link

ok why do i have to do a "self-evaluation" for my "six month" review do i have to do EVERYTHING around here christ

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:26 (seventeen years ago) link

"If You Lived Here You'd Be Home By Now. Plus You Might Die."

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I shall write it four you:

I am queen of this department and the internets, I can outperform everyone and GIS cat pictures simultaneously. I keep a sloth in my décolletage and still you do not pay me what you owe me. Do I have to send da bhoyz round

yours

Schäftër

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:31 (seventeen years ago) link

that is a lot better than what i have written which says "i'm retarded, i talk like a fag, and my shit is fucked up," i will use yours instead.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I think your entire self evaluation should be cat pictures

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:36 (seventeen years ago) link

holy shit WHICH PUPPY

http://www.issr-shilohshepherds.ca/SilverMapleKennels-StarTango07/WeekFour/IMAG033.JPG

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll just print out schefterblog and hand that in.

xpost oh damn dude both of them

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:38 (seventeen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/72/Longcation.png/180px-Longcation.png

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:43 (seventeen years ago) link

OK NOW THERE IS A POLICE CAR BLOCKING OFF THE ENTIRETY OF 12TH STREET RIGHT UNDER MY OFFICE WHAT IS UP TODAY

xpost oh damn

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link

longcat warning OTM

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link

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