The sort-of-new Scottish Football thread pt 2 and a half

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P.S. dudes who minuted the Association/Police meeting - the Celtic Symphony doesn't have add ons. So is singing the actual lyrics OK now then?

ailsa, Friday, 30 December 2011 13:41 (twelve years ago) link

Celtic occasionally play a version with "up the Celts" - I assume "up the RA" is being counted as alternative/add-on lyrics. On Wednesday they sang neither - preferring to use Georgios Samaras as a handy rhyming substitute.

misguided white guy on the sandbox (onimo), Friday, 30 December 2011 19:30 (twelve years ago) link

Is this image more or less clear cut than the goal line incident?

http://i.imgur.com/HTPxC.png

referee Collum clearly unsighted by looking the right way

misguided white guy on the sandbox (onimo), Friday, 30 December 2011 20:07 (twelve years ago) link

Aye, I know that, but the actual original version (video recorded at Celtic Park btw) is Ooh Ah Up The Ra. Yer man from the polis said no add-ons, the minutes don't show anyone challenging, so let's see how that stands up next time Celtic fans get done for singing it.

ailsa, Friday, 30 December 2011 20:33 (twelve years ago) link

Also, Collum's eyes are in the back of his head, so how can he be expected to see stuff in front of him?

ailsa, Friday, 30 December 2011 20:36 (twelve years ago) link

that's what I was getting at

misguided white guy on the sandbox (onimo), Friday, 30 December 2011 20:41 (twelve years ago) link

Clarifying in case anyone who isn't us passes by :-)

ailsa, Friday, 30 December 2011 20:47 (twelve years ago) link

Happy New Year, Scottish football peeps. Only An Excuse was totally pish, wasn't it?

ailsa, Sunday, 1 January 2012 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

Never saw it, but that'll save me t0rr3nting it.

aldo, Sunday, 1 January 2012 15:32 (twelve years ago) link

couldn't hear most of it due to overexcited children, but what i did hear was pretty pish. happy new year!

m. yeux, Sunday, 1 January 2012 15:48 (twelve years ago) link

Denis Law and Frank MacAvennie still getting an airing, ffs. No jokes.

ailsa, Sunday, 1 January 2012 16:16 (twelve years ago) link

Only an Excuse has been pish since the early 90s. I can only assume Jonathan Watson has some incriminating photos of the controller of BBC Scotland.

Billy Dods, Sunday, 1 January 2012 19:14 (twelve years ago) link

Aye, not been funny since it came off the radio?

aldo, Sunday, 1 January 2012 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

Was ok when Tony Roper was still involved. Wasn't Alistair McGowan involved for a bit after that, so at least there was someone who could do impressions rather than having to start every sketch with 'hi, I'm Jim Spence' or similar exposition? They need to get that Paul Reid guy involved, also some people who can write jokes.

ailsa, Sunday, 1 January 2012 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

Anyway, that's the transfer window slammed open, so expect exciting 'Sandaza/Fat Gaz/Novo/Boydichenko to Rangers' type pish for the next month before it slams shut with no-one signing anyone because Scottish football is shit and we're all doomed.

ailsa, Sunday, 1 January 2012 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

Scottish football is shit and we're all doomed

Happy new year! I have digitally taped the hogmanay "comedy" but no watched it yet.

I am thinking about not drinking for the game this afternoon. My liver's beginning to struggle with the demand.

misguided white guy on the sandbox (onimo), Monday, 2 January 2012 13:52 (twelve years ago) link

Talking of windows slamming open - Jelavic not selected for Rangers today.

Novo and Boyd back at Ibrox would surely be pure lolz.

misguided white guy on the sandbox (onimo), Monday, 2 January 2012 13:53 (twelve years ago) link

Also Healy starts o_O - must have made a hero of himself with that assault on James Forest. Just needed to catch the manager's eye, and wee James's kneecap.

misguided white guy on the sandbox (onimo), Monday, 2 January 2012 13:58 (twelve years ago) link

Kerr and I on the esspeeell thread on proper-ILX

aldo, Monday, 2 January 2012 14:03 (twelve years ago) link


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