how do i beated hangover?!?!?!

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GUYS i think my drinking hobby is becoming a drinking problem!!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:47 (seventeen years ago) link

you are just going pro, that's all. embrace your proficiency.

― scott seward (121212), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

problem -> proficiency -> professional

you will have to choose a pro drinker name now though!
ally "lay em out knock em back" zay

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man you guys are making this sound pretty sweet

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

it's the dabblers who have a problem. they never achieve what i like to call "drinker's high" which is similar to what a marathon runner feels when they pass their own perceived limitations.

― scott seward (121212), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i have a drinking problem, and this is my e-solution
http://www.business-meetings.co.uk/images/BSC%202004/gimlet%20logo%20-%20200.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

TARVIS TO THREAD

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

On my kitchen table at home is a now half-empty bottle of y'olde Jimmy Beam with a hand-made (magic marker & index card) "MCCUTCHEON 60 YEAR WHISKY" label duct-taped onto it, a half-finished scrabble game, and the detritus of broken dreams.

― nklshs (nklshs), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

On my kitchen table at home is a now half-empty bottle of y'olde Jimmy Beam

on my coffee table at home is a now all but empty bottle of jim beam. contents of said bottle enjoyed leisurely last night in celebration of new records and it being warm enough to smoke outside without needing a scarf and hat. and also, because it was tuesday.

― chicago kevin, it is said, never gives up his dead (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

agh i just confused the leftover gin with water, remember for future: do not leave leftover gin glass on computer desk ever again

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:25 (seventeen years ago) link

"confused"

― scott seward (121212), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

"water"

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

sadly i can't really be the loveable drunky drunk i once was. i work too late and i'm too tired and or old or both to get started after 11 p.m. i do a pretty good job of it on my nights off though.

― scott seward (121212), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:34 (seventeen years ago) link

food/drink high in folic acid = apple/tomato/green tea

are you serious about the green tea?

― nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

not nec in order

coffee
tomato juice
motrin/advil
toast or bagel
w33d
sexx
nap

― m coleman (lovebug ), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

GRAPEFRUIT AND/OR GRAPEFRUIT JOOCE

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

do not leave leftover gin glass on computer desk ever again

or get sharpie, write GIN on glass

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

coffee - check
tomato juice - check
motrin/advil - big check
toast or bagel - 1/2
w33d - obv if I wasn't at work
sexx - if only it was that easy
nap - check (unintentional)

― nklshs (nklshs), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

DUDES LEMME TELL YA: DONT MIX PILLS AND BOOZE IF YR OVER, LIKE, 19. IT DOESNT LEAD TO GOOD PLACES.

― the infernal poetry of dmx (sandboxhulkington), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

^ no wai

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

my bathroom looked like st. valentines day massacre

― the infernal poetry of dmx (sandboxhulkington), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

also fine line between "party hard" and "cry for help"

― the infernal poetry of dmx (sandboxhulkington), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

:-/

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

also fine line between "party hard" and "cry for help"

andrew w. hulkington

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

starting at 10 am, had 13 beers yesterday. not drinking for awhile.
egg, potato & bacons helped.

― jon jonson (p.j.), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

one of those beers was a "tall boy"

― jon jonson (p.j.), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

starting at 10 am, had 13 beers yesterday.

unless you passed out by 12:30 this is nothing.

― chicago kevin says fuck this, it's noodle time. (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah 13 beers over the course of a whole day is okay. that's not even one per hour.

― google isthmus search (sandboxhulkington), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, hangover not bad as it could be. being swamped at work makes it hurt more.

― jon jonson (p.j.), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I will try harder next time, coach.

― jon jonson (p.j.), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i demand you drink at least two per hour in a four hour period.

― google isthmus search (sandboxhulkington), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

are you serious about the green tea?

-- nathalie (wotwotwo...), Today 3:38 PM. (stevienixed)

;-)

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Why is it that the days I actually have to do work always happen on hungover days? Fuck you people!

― nklshs (nklshs), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i nearly just fell asleep at my desk.
how do i stop this

― bell labs (bell_labs), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

and what excuse to i give for showing up two hours late to work?
i'm very obviously hungover.

― bell labs (bell_labs), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

you ingested something that you had a bad reaction to.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

pipe burst/toilet flooded, had to wait at apt. for plumber/super

― false cat (sleep), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

two hours?? yeeks!

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

two hours and i had to reschedule a meeting with my boss. trouble!

― bell labs (bell_labs), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

i have been two hours late to work on many occasions. i have used the following excuses:

- drs appt
- no water in apt
- fuckin' (this is actually true but it was at the point at my last job where i could stab a bitch and they'd keep me)
- was very ill from bad sushi night before but will be trooping in when done puking
- car accident
- cat got sick

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

my favorite excuse was the time i explained lateness due to being arrested and brought to the "drunk tank" (wtf is the drunk tank?) for drunkenly telling off a police officer when, on the way home from a friend's birthday party, i was given a ticket for running a red light on a bicycle. getting out of jail late into the morning left me a) late to work and b) smelling of booze.

i was explained to that i should never tell an employer that i was arrested; then, i was sent home with a full day's pay.

the typical excuses above (drs apt that i forgot to mention, food posioning, pet sick/at dr, bike accident, no water in apt, flood/other probem in apt and had to wait for super/cable person/etc) work much better. drunky me is an idiot.

― a me k (zarjazz), Friday, 23 February 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i said i ate something that disagreed with me.

also i ate indian food and drank soda which helped the hangover a lottt.

― bell labs (bell_labs), Friday, 23 February 2007 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

you will have to choose a pro drinker name now though!
ally "lay em out knock em back" zay
-- impermanent rrrobyn (apoemabouteverythin...), February 21st, 2007. (rrrobyn) (later) (link)

we used to call my friend 'hollow leg julie'

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 23 February 2007 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Ahh, Indian food. Famously good at curing non-hangover-related upset stomachs everywhere.

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 24 February 2007 00:28 (seventeen years ago) link

see... now i want happy hour, and no one is around :(

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 24 February 2007 00:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I am about to get into pre-hangover mode.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Saturday, 24 February 2007 00:50 (seventeen years ago) link

ME TOO

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Saturday, 24 February 2007 01:52 (seventeen years ago) link

What should I wear for my pre-hangover? I can't decide.

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 24 February 2007 01:58 (seventeen years ago) link

mini skirt, knee socks.

― chaki (chaki), Saturday, 24 February 2007 02:47 (seventeen years ago) link

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