MICHAEL POLINKO, 49 YEARS OLD, DIRECTOR OF QUALITY

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when was he a good music writer?

The Dirt is nonstop roffles

― dmr (dmr), Friday, 29 December 2006 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

oh except the vehicular manslaughter bit. I stopped roffling during that.

― dmr (dmr), Friday, 29 December 2006 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

what does it have to do with music?

― nuneb (nuneb), Friday, 29 December 2006 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

otm

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 29 December 2006 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

he just wrote something that i don't hate!

anyone else read the piece on paul nelson by neil strauss in the current RS?

he is a capable journalist when he wants to be and when it isn't about him. i mean, i read his stuff years ago and never got the idea he was a major-league sleaze or anything. his nerd anger fire was in check. i don't know what happened to him. he lost his mind.

― scott seward (121212), Friday, 29 December 2006 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I worked w/Neil as an editor 10 yrs ago, before he went all LA. typical nerdy music geek dude, albeit with ambition to burn. he picked my brain/learned what he could and moved on. whatves.

somehow this polinko guy makes me feel better about turning 49!

― m coleman (lovebug ), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey, he's in a rock band.

― Not For Use as Infant Nog (A-Ron Hubbard), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

The thing that bugs me most about him is how he's like "life's sweet, I'm all buff, I even play guitar in a rock band." YOU PLAY BASS, DICKFACE.

― the pony-poop paradox (the pony-poop paradox), Friday, 29 December 2006 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

NB there is nothing wrong with playing bass, which is exactly why you shouldn't be some giant dicktard and try to fool casual observers into thinking you play lead or something.

― the pony-poop paradox (the pony-poop paradox), Friday, 29 December 2006 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Bass-playing is in fact more manful. But he's obviously trying to fool the casual, non-music-loving bowflex buyer.

― Not For Use as Infant Nog (A-Ron Hubbard), Friday, 29 December 2006 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Five strings ain't manful.

― PPlains (PPlains), Friday, 29 December 2006 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Have you guys ever seen the lady version of the Michael Polinko commercial? With the 50 YO "MILF" with the enormous fake breasts and a "Bowflex Body"? I like to think that she is the former Mrs. Polinko and when "Mickey" had his midlife crisis and joined his Irish pub cover band and bought a car and a bowflex and left her to go try to pathetically pick up on women half his age at the beach (as depicted in the ad), she also bought a Bowflex and some boobs and her ad is an answer, kind of like YouTube holla backs.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Saturday, 30 December 2006 04:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Having to put "MILF" in quotes like that reminds me of Pete S. and his "MIF" v "MILF" distinction which I think is very pertinent here.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Saturday, 30 December 2006 04:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I like that the woman who I imagine is his ex-wife has a Bowflex AND a cabana boy, I mean that is living the dream no matter what your sex is, screw playing "guitar" in a "rock band".

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Saturday, 30 December 2006 04:14 (seventeen years ago) link

oh perfect, they make PRS guitars AND basses

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Saturday, 30 December 2006 11:19 (seventeen years ago) link

so this is about tv.....

― jw (ex machina), Sunday, 31 December 2006 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

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