Texts from Bennett

texts from bennett vs. posts from Cooper Chucklebutt

i practiced on my sainthood/i gave to one and all/but the rumours of my virtue/they moved him not at all

http://media.treehugger.com/assets/images/2011/10/toilet-llqq-001.jpg

i changed to my style to silver/i changed my clothes to black/and where i would surrender/now i would attack

http://media.treehugger.com/assets/images/2011/10/toilet-llqq-001.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fumBcKC6RE

please consider posting that youtube in response to everything like markers w/the blink 182 song. I know it will be a burden but think of the lols

so happy the still for that is the scene where Rick Ross is in a wheelchair

otm, let us count our blessings in this time of reflection

i'll bet Bennett is happy, too

http://tinyurl.com/ccr9y9z

it still blows my mind that ross decided to be seated while rapping the "make a bitch n***a sit down" line

otm http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/2011/12/worst_songs_2011_karmin_mac_lethal.php

"racist viral hit"!!!!!!!

wow i had NOT seen that get low, that is DEpressing

fyi forks the difference between that stuff and 'autotune the news' is pretty miniscule

after watching 10 seconds of that I don't get how it's 'racist' just seems like stupid college kids making crappy music

one love to maura but getting up in arms about this immensely benign and dopey shit as being "racist, classist, sexist, and homophobic" is more a sign of spending too much time on facebook (and nyc) than the inherent evils of mac lethal

dude, yer autotune the news hobby horse is getting worn but since you need to be reminded: the difference is that they wrote their own material, created actual melodies and did a solid job of it. the get low cover is honeydrenched bullshit.
iatee otm tho.

they were also white kids saying "shawty" in a T-Pain voice a lot

that's still not inherently 'racist'

sd,shouldn't you be more offended that they are now listing "youtube oeuvre" as a end-of-year list entry? i thought that was deeply offensive to you.

they were also white kids saying "Shawty" in a T-Pain voice a lot WITH T-PAIN

http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/taraagracee/default/white-girls-gang-signs--large-msg-118971015772.jpg

hilarious comedy having nothing whatsoever to do w/race

autotune the news is just awful fwiw

they were also white kids saying "shawty" in a T-Pain voice a lot

― some dude who likes to say "wigger" a lot, Thursday, December 29, 2011 4:18 PM

sd,shouldn't you be more offended that they are now listing "youtube oeuvre" as a end-of-year list entry? i thought that was deeply offensive to you.

― Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Thursday, December 29, 2011 11:19 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink

::shrugs:: that's like a loosely connected series of posts w/ a number on them, not a ballot in a poll, doesn't really bother me

lol amon

t-pain and autotune are like objectively absurd, goofing on them doesn't have to have much to do w/ race anymore than a kanye joke or whatever

have never seen autotune the news tho, I'm sure it's dumb

amon typed THAT WORD, now he gets to wear a scarlett W forever too

Cant help but notice that you are kneejerk conflating a lot of good and bad shit based on people's skin color and social strata

no way, vindicated by the SCARE QUOTES

i am sure that those 2 autotune the news creeps are deeply injured by our sniping of their art while they roll around in their big piles of money

Was not aware strawmen even needed money but ok

i don't know anyone's social strata, and tbh i am not really into automatically branding any lol white people rapping/autotuning thing as racist either, i was just saying they're not THAT far a cry from karmin, etc. but that 'bedroom intruder' thing being one of their big calling cards is pretty sketchy imo.

yes a bunch of wites condescendingly recording black music in an overtly white style has not much to do w/race - its the entire joke! the main offense is prob that theyre doing a never funny in the first place joke thats been beaten into the ground for the last 25 years, theres too some extremely entry level rockism happening, but its also def obviously racist - overall its just the worst

imo every white musician that does a cutesy melodic cover of a rap song should be forced to change their name to Dynamite Hack

Dayowhite Hack

Tumblrwhite Hack

I'm not getting the sense they're doing it for lols, they probably think their 'get low' sounds really good. I didn't get that they were nec mocking something.

srsly dude

I blame Travis Morrisson for bringing this trend back around for the new generation of indie kids.

Fuck, i'd never seen that Jackson Foote thing before today. Fuck.

yes a bunch of wites condescendingly recording black music in an overtly white style has not much to do w/race - its the entire joke!

yeah that girl sweetly singing "til the sweat runs down my balls" was definitely just exploring the melodic possibilities of the lyric for purely musical reasons

as opposed to th dude who originally sang it

history's been repeating itself every since elvis presley sang "lol u a hound dog shawty"

hi dere entire history of bluegrass, rock and pop
every generation gets the texts from bennett they deserve
― Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Thursday, December 29, 2011 11:32 AM (11 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

why dont you go and listen to autotune the news for a while champ yeah shhh s'ok

resisting urge to start posting Brokencyde youtubes here

How is it that this thread is still top of the board? Happy holidays butthurt season.

Do you know what 'texts from Bennett' really deserves? Oblivion.