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wow i had no idea aerosmith and markers were that close irl

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 29 December 2011 01:11 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/qFkKF.gif

amon, Thursday, 29 December 2011 01:14 (twelve years ago) link

kudos all round

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 December 2011 01:15 (twelve years ago) link

can't stop laughing at toilwithit.jpeg

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 December 2011 01:15 (twelve years ago) link

it really has the perfect smirk

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 29 December 2011 01:20 (twelve years ago) link

lol @ toilwithit

nuhnuhnuh, Thursday, 29 December 2011 02:40 (twelve years ago) link

since you apparantly think I'm worse than dom, i'll start by going from thread to thread calling you racist for your cute contraction of "white n****r" in this thread

― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 4:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink

50. whiney v contractions

― judith, Wednesday, December 28, 2011 4:41 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink

50. whiney v contractions
xp LOL

― nuhnuhnuh, Wednesday, December 28, 2011 4:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink

lmao this made the whole sorry episode worthwhile

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 29 December 2011 07:26 (twelve years ago) link

i humbly and politely request that dayo and "Cooper Chucklebutt" stop being dicks to me.

― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 5:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink

i mean this is all seriousness im sorry dude, it just kind of spiraled out of control, and i dont think i will ever understand you so please dont expect me to

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 29 December 2011 07:29 (twelve years ago) link

also dayo totally has a discernible posting style

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 29 December 2011 07:29 (twelve years ago) link

discernible shit

t. silaviver, Thursday, 29 December 2011 07:32 (twelve years ago) link

texts from bennett vs. posts from Cooper Chucklebutt

sarahel, Thursday, 29 December 2011 07:32 (twelve years ago) link

i practiced on my sainthood/i gave to one and all/but the rumours of my virtue/they moved him not at all

є(٥_ ٥)э, Thursday, 29 December 2011 07:32 (twelve years ago) link

http://media.treehugger.com/assets/images/2011/10/toilet-llqq-001.jpg

sarahel, Thursday, 29 December 2011 07:33 (twelve years ago) link

i changed to my style to silver/i changed my clothes to black/and where i would surrender/now i would attack

є(٥_ ٥)э, Thursday, 29 December 2011 07:34 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fumBcKC6RE

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 29 December 2011 14:55 (twelve years ago) link

please consider posting that youtube in response to everything like markers w/the blink 182 song. I know it will be a burden but think of the lols

undervalued aerosmith tchotchkes sold in bulk, Thursday, 29 December 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

so happy the still for that is the scene where Rick Ross is in a wheelchair

By "insulted" I mean "engaged in amateur rock criticism." (step hen faps), Thursday, 29 December 2011 15:07 (twelve years ago) link

otm, let us count our blessings in this time of reflection

shakur rump (I left my login in El Sandboxo), Thursday, 29 December 2011 15:09 (twelve years ago) link

i'll bet Bennett is happy, too

By "insulted" I mean "engaged in amateur rock criticism." (step hen faps), Thursday, 29 December 2011 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

http://tinyurl.com/ccr9y9z

M. White, Thursday, 29 December 2011 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

it still blows my mind that ross decided to be seated while rapping the "make a bitch n***a sit down" line

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:00 (twelve years ago) link

"racist viral hit"!!!!!!!

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:02 (twelve years ago) link

wow i had NOT seen that get low, that is DEpressing

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:04 (twelve years ago) link

fyi forks the difference between that stuff and 'autotune the news' is pretty miniscule

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:10 (twelve years ago) link

after watching 10 seconds of that I don't get how it's 'racist' just seems like stupid college kids making crappy music

iatee, Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:14 (twelve years ago) link

one love to maura but getting up in arms about this immensely benign and dopey shit as being "racist, classist, sexist, and homophobic" is more a sign of spending too much time on facebook (and nyc) than the inherent evils of mac lethal

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:15 (twelve years ago) link

dude, yer autotune the news hobby horse is getting worn but since you need to be reminded: the difference is that they wrote their own material, created actual melodies and did a solid job of it. the get low cover is honeydrenched bullshit.
iatee otm tho.

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:17 (twelve years ago) link

they were also white kids saying "shawty" in a T-Pain voice a lot

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:18 (twelve years ago) link

that's still not inherently 'racist'

iatee, Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:19 (twelve years ago) link

sd,shouldn't you be more offended that they are now listing "youtube oeuvre" as a end-of-year list entry? i thought that was deeply offensive to you.

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:19 (twelve years ago) link

they were also white kids saying "Shawty" in a T-Pain voice a lot WITH T-PAIN

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:19 (twelve years ago) link

http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/taraagracee/default/white-girls-gang-signs--large-msg-118971015772.jpg

hilarious comedy having nothing whatsoever to do w/race

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link

autotune the news is just awful fwiw

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link

they were also white kids saying "shawty" in a T-Pain voice a lot

― some dude who likes to say "wigger" a lot, Thursday, December 29, 2011 4:18 PM

amon, Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:21 (twelve years ago) link

sd,shouldn't you be more offended that they are now listing "youtube oeuvre" as a end-of-year list entry? i thought that was deeply offensive to you.

― Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Thursday, December 29, 2011 11:19 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink

::shrugs:: that's like a loosely connected series of posts w/ a number on them, not a ballot in a poll, doesn't really bother me

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:22 (twelve years ago) link

lol amon

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:22 (twelve years ago) link

t-pain and autotune are like objectively absurd, goofing on them doesn't have to have much to do w/ race anymore than a kanye joke or whatever

have never seen autotune the news tho, I'm sure it's dumb

iatee, Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:22 (twelve years ago) link

amon typed THAT WORD, now he gets to wear a scarlett W forever too

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link

Cant help but notice that you are kneejerk conflating a lot of good and bad shit based on people's skin color and social strata

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link

no way, vindicated by the SCARE QUOTES

amon, Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:24 (twelve years ago) link

i am sure that those 2 autotune the news creeps are deeply injured by our sniping of their art while they roll around in their big piles of money

PROVEN BY BOOZE SCIENCE, Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:25 (twelve years ago) link

Was not aware strawmen even needed money but ok

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:27 (twelve years ago) link

i don't know anyone's social strata, and tbh i am not really into automatically branding any lol white people rapping/autotuning thing as racist either, i was just saying they're not THAT far a cry from karmin, etc. but that 'bedroom intruder' thing being one of their big calling cards is pretty sketchy imo.

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:27 (twelve years ago) link

yes a bunch of wites condescendingly recording black music in an overtly white style has not much to do w/race - its the entire joke! the main offense is prob that theyre doing a never funny in the first place joke thats been beaten into the ground for the last 25 years, theres too some extremely entry level rockism happening, but its also def obviously racist - overall its just the worst

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:27 (twelve years ago) link

imo every white musician that does a cutesy melodic cover of a rap song should be forced to change their name to Dynamite Hack

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:29 (twelve years ago) link

Dayowhite Hack

shakur rump (I left my login in El Sandboxo), Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:29 (twelve years ago) link

Tumblrwhite Hack

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not getting the sense they're doing it for lols, they probably think their 'get low' sounds really good. I didn't get that they were nec mocking something.

iatee, Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:31 (twelve years ago) link


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