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wow. a pun on a baltimore band and a pop hit. that really does traverse my identity and interests in a way that is mildly clever but mostly forced and utterly pointless. bravo.

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 29 December 2011 00:51 (twelve years ago) link

nevermind that i wasn't even the one talking about the autoreplace thing.

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 29 December 2011 00:52 (twelve years ago) link

YOU GUYS JUST STOPPPPPPP

i an johnson, Thursday, 29 December 2011 00:54 (twelve years ago) link

can't we all just get along?
sheesh

i an johnson, Thursday, 29 December 2011 00:54 (twelve years ago) link

ok fuck it can't watch shit in peace in this house
off to the movies. think ima check out

http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/234210.1020.A.jpg

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Thursday, 29 December 2011 00:56 (twelve years ago) link

The fake autoreplace smacks of Duchamp

not great at breathing (henrietta lacks), Thursday, 29 December 2011 00:58 (twelve years ago) link

or andy kaufman

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Thursday, 29 December 2011 00:58 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/tsbLa.jpg

your voice of treason, Thursday, 29 December 2011 01:05 (twelve years ago) link

wow i had no idea aerosmith and markers were that close irl

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 29 December 2011 01:11 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/qFkKF.gif

amon, Thursday, 29 December 2011 01:14 (twelve years ago) link

kudos all round

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 December 2011 01:15 (twelve years ago) link

can't stop laughing at toilwithit.jpeg

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 December 2011 01:15 (twelve years ago) link

it really has the perfect smirk

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 29 December 2011 01:20 (twelve years ago) link

lol @ toilwithit

nuhnuhnuh, Thursday, 29 December 2011 02:40 (twelve years ago) link

since you apparantly think I'm worse than dom, i'll start by going from thread to thread calling you racist for your cute contraction of "white n****r" in this thread

― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 4:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink

50. whiney v contractions

― judith, Wednesday, December 28, 2011 4:41 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink

50. whiney v contractions
xp LOL

― nuhnuhnuh, Wednesday, December 28, 2011 4:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink

lmao this made the whole sorry episode worthwhile

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 29 December 2011 07:26 (twelve years ago) link

i humbly and politely request that dayo and "Cooper Chucklebutt" stop being dicks to me.

― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 5:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink

i mean this is all seriousness im sorry dude, it just kind of spiraled out of control, and i dont think i will ever understand you so please dont expect me to

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 29 December 2011 07:29 (twelve years ago) link

also dayo totally has a discernible posting style

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 29 December 2011 07:29 (twelve years ago) link

discernible shit

t. silaviver, Thursday, 29 December 2011 07:32 (twelve years ago) link

texts from bennett vs. posts from Cooper Chucklebutt

sarahel, Thursday, 29 December 2011 07:32 (twelve years ago) link

i practiced on my sainthood/i gave to one and all/but the rumours of my virtue/they moved him not at all

є(٥_ ٥)э, Thursday, 29 December 2011 07:32 (twelve years ago) link

http://media.treehugger.com/assets/images/2011/10/toilet-llqq-001.jpg

sarahel, Thursday, 29 December 2011 07:33 (twelve years ago) link

i changed to my style to silver/i changed my clothes to black/and where i would surrender/now i would attack

є(٥_ ٥)э, Thursday, 29 December 2011 07:34 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fumBcKC6RE

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 29 December 2011 14:55 (twelve years ago) link

please consider posting that youtube in response to everything like markers w/the blink 182 song. I know it will be a burden but think of the lols

undervalued aerosmith tchotchkes sold in bulk, Thursday, 29 December 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

so happy the still for that is the scene where Rick Ross is in a wheelchair

By "insulted" I mean "engaged in amateur rock criticism." (step hen faps), Thursday, 29 December 2011 15:07 (twelve years ago) link

otm, let us count our blessings in this time of reflection

shakur rump (I left my login in El Sandboxo), Thursday, 29 December 2011 15:09 (twelve years ago) link

i'll bet Bennett is happy, too

By "insulted" I mean "engaged in amateur rock criticism." (step hen faps), Thursday, 29 December 2011 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

http://tinyurl.com/ccr9y9z

M. White, Thursday, 29 December 2011 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

it still blows my mind that ross decided to be seated while rapping the "make a bitch n***a sit down" line

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:00 (twelve years ago) link

"racist viral hit"!!!!!!!

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:02 (twelve years ago) link

wow i had NOT seen that get low, that is DEpressing

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:04 (twelve years ago) link

fyi forks the difference between that stuff and 'autotune the news' is pretty miniscule

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:10 (twelve years ago) link

after watching 10 seconds of that I don't get how it's 'racist' just seems like stupid college kids making crappy music

iatee, Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:14 (twelve years ago) link

one love to maura but getting up in arms about this immensely benign and dopey shit as being "racist, classist, sexist, and homophobic" is more a sign of spending too much time on facebook (and nyc) than the inherent evils of mac lethal

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:15 (twelve years ago) link

dude, yer autotune the news hobby horse is getting worn but since you need to be reminded: the difference is that they wrote their own material, created actual melodies and did a solid job of it. the get low cover is honeydrenched bullshit.
iatee otm tho.

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:17 (twelve years ago) link

they were also white kids saying "shawty" in a T-Pain voice a lot

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:18 (twelve years ago) link

that's still not inherently 'racist'

iatee, Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:19 (twelve years ago) link

sd,shouldn't you be more offended that they are now listing "youtube oeuvre" as a end-of-year list entry? i thought that was deeply offensive to you.

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:19 (twelve years ago) link

they were also white kids saying "Shawty" in a T-Pain voice a lot WITH T-PAIN

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:19 (twelve years ago) link

http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/taraagracee/default/white-girls-gang-signs--large-msg-118971015772.jpg

hilarious comedy having nothing whatsoever to do w/race

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link

autotune the news is just awful fwiw

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link

they were also white kids saying "shawty" in a T-Pain voice a lot

― some dude who likes to say "wigger" a lot, Thursday, December 29, 2011 4:18 PM

amon, Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:21 (twelve years ago) link

sd,shouldn't you be more offended that they are now listing "youtube oeuvre" as a end-of-year list entry? i thought that was deeply offensive to you.

― Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Thursday, December 29, 2011 11:19 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink

::shrugs:: that's like a loosely connected series of posts w/ a number on them, not a ballot in a poll, doesn't really bother me

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:22 (twelve years ago) link

lol amon

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:22 (twelve years ago) link

t-pain and autotune are like objectively absurd, goofing on them doesn't have to have much to do w/ race anymore than a kanye joke or whatever

have never seen autotune the news tho, I'm sure it's dumb

iatee, Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:22 (twelve years ago) link

amon typed THAT WORD, now he gets to wear a scarlett W forever too

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link

Cant help but notice that you are kneejerk conflating a lot of good and bad shit based on people's skin color and social strata

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link

no way, vindicated by the SCARE QUOTES

amon, Thursday, 29 December 2011 16:24 (twelve years ago) link


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