Texts from Bennett

Oh furtie, you silly cockspaniel!

Lamp = the Henry James of zing

i just don't get people who aspire to have or seem to need reassurance that they have a "discernable posting style"

it's kinda like people who try to be weird

absolutely gutted tbh that I don't have a discernable posting style

ILXors wanna discern me

but first they gotta whiney

it's possible to get lost in the crowd and seem kind of bland or anonymous even if you post regularly, but 'standing out' on a message board is not really any kind of accomplishment in and of itself. it's like making a big deal of wearing a wacky hat to get attention as if it takes an effort to wear the hat.

like, see, dayo still has my name is his dental. i'm not doing anything

what's wrong with seeming bland or anonymous on a message board? that seems to indicate that you actually fit in well.

http://rlv.zcache.com/famous_on_the_internet_hat-p148744421490157272zvzms_400.jpg

i thought whiney's hat was blue?

man whiney, once you unleash a funny into the world there are no take-backs

nothing wrong w/ it sarahel. i mean unless you WANT to be 'known' on ilx or wherever, which again, a questionable goal.

plus it was a meme first invented about the anonymity of deej and j0rdan iirc

by that one guy

dejo -> dayo

I've always wanted to be really well-known on ILX

i was a starry-eyed small town boy like you once, kid, stepping off the bus with dreams of being the next hongro

http://www.itseasybeinggreen.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/300x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/N/7/N7716R.jpg

how about those texts from bennett, huh?

would like to say that "prolly fake but whatevs it's fun" has now taken on some of the same impact in my mind as "just a bit of fun let's be cool"

http://i.imgur.com/dX77v.gif

― uncle bannmee who can recall his past logins (dealwithit.gif)

hat tip

lol'ing v. hard at the sunglass animation on the johntoilet

http://blog.kazaa.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/StevenTylerSunglasses.jpeg

rip micheal jackson

guys can you keep it down in here, im tryin to watch my Camp Cucamonga VHS

what's the autoreplace

j0hn?

john

damn

haha, it was supposed to look like an autoreplace!

sorry if thats too omg surrealism metaboarding for ol moves like double dagger jagger up thurr

wow. a pun on a baltimore band and a pop hit. that really does traverse my identity and interests in a way that is mildly clever but mostly forced and utterly pointless. bravo.

nevermind that i wasn't even the one talking about the autoreplace thing.

YOU GUYS JUST STOPPPPPPP

can't we all just get along?
sheesh

ok fuck it can't watch shit in peace in this house
off to the movies. think ima check out

http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/234210.1020.A.jpg

The fake autoreplace smacks of Duchamp

or andy kaufman

http://i.imgur.com/tsbLa.jpg

wow i had no idea aerosmith and markers were that close irl

http://i.imgur.com/qFkKF.gif

kudos all round

can't stop laughing at toilwithit.jpeg

it really has the perfect smirk

lol @ toilwithit

since you apparantly think I'm worse than dom, i'll start by going from thread to thread calling you racist for your cute contraction of "white n****r" in this thread

― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 4:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink

50. whiney v contractions

― judith, Wednesday, December 28, 2011 4:41 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink

50. whiney v contractions
xp LOL

― nuhnuhnuh, Wednesday, December 28, 2011 4:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink

lmao this made the whole sorry episode worthwhile

i humbly and politely request that dayo and "Cooper Chucklebutt" stop being dicks to me.

― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 5:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink

i mean this is all seriousness im sorry dude, it just kind of spiraled out of control, and i dont think i will ever understand you so please dont expect me to

also dayo totally has a discernible posting style

discernible shit