Texts from Bennett

wait, who is elsandboxo ?

beefing in third person makes it sound like you guys are in judge ned raggett's ilx courtroom or something

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judith otm

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I kinda like the idea of Whiney dragging zing culture kicking and screaming into modernist modes of expression tbh #insertbunueljokehere

some dude's posts about me are essentially calling out my failure to see the narcissism of small differences in my posts, yet he is too myopic to see the narcissism of small difference in every argument he makes about my posting style vs. his very own posts. anyway ayo have fun climbin tooth mountain, crab chip

― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 6:11 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

this would make sense if i was going out of my way to shit on you or other people the way you do constantly, but there's a reason your name is in this thread 800 times and mine isn't

and also why you have 300 sb's or whatever and i don't

i used to think a big part of ilx metaposting was calling ppl on their bullshit in amusing and/or insightful ways and i feel like whiney kinda broke that tradition by just thinking it was ZING WARS or w/e but u cant really blame him i guess

you might have a point. i used to feel like i had to be on my game and phrase things carefully or someone would hit me with a bon mot that would cut me to the core, now it's just say whatever innocuous thing you want and wait for the all caps attack no matter what.

ayo have fun climbin tooth mountain, crab chip

what a poorly formed "baltimore inside baseball joke"

i put a whoopie cushion on home plate at camden yards

and also why you have 300 sb's or whatever and i don't

― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 3:27 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

DO NOT PRESUME TO KNOW WHY THE SBS FALL AS THEY DO, FOR THE SB GODS ARE JEALOUS, AND HE WHO IS LAST SHALL BE FIRST

Oh furtie, you silly cockspaniel!

Lamp = the Henry James of zing

i just don't get people who aspire to have or seem to need reassurance that they have a "discernable posting style"

it's kinda like people who try to be weird

absolutely gutted tbh that I don't have a discernable posting style

ILXors wanna discern me

but first they gotta whiney

it's possible to get lost in the crowd and seem kind of bland or anonymous even if you post regularly, but 'standing out' on a message board is not really any kind of accomplishment in and of itself. it's like making a big deal of wearing a wacky hat to get attention as if it takes an effort to wear the hat.

like, see, dayo still has my name is his dental. i'm not doing anything

what's wrong with seeming bland or anonymous on a message board? that seems to indicate that you actually fit in well.

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i thought whiney's hat was blue?

man whiney, once you unleash a funny into the world there are no take-backs

nothing wrong w/ it sarahel. i mean unless you WANT to be 'known' on ilx or wherever, which again, a questionable goal.

plus it was a meme first invented about the anonymity of deej and j0rdan iirc

by that one guy

dejo -> dayo

I've always wanted to be really well-known on ILX

i was a starry-eyed small town boy like you once, kid, stepping off the bus with dreams of being the next hongro

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how about those texts from bennett, huh?

would like to say that "prolly fake but whatevs it's fun" has now taken on some of the same impact in my mind as "just a bit of fun let's be cool"

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― uncle bannmee who can recall his past logins (dealwithit.gif)

hat tip

lol'ing v. hard at the sunglass animation on the johntoilet

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rip micheal jackson

guys can you keep it down in here, im tryin to watch my Camp Cucamonga VHS

what's the autoreplace

j0hn?

john

damn

haha, it was supposed to look like an autoreplace!

sorry if thats too omg surrealism metaboarding for ol moves like double dagger jagger up thurr

wow. a pun on a baltimore band and a pop hit. that really does traverse my identity and interests in a way that is mildly clever but mostly forced and utterly pointless. bravo.

nevermind that i wasn't even the one talking about the autoreplace thing.

YOU GUYS JUST STOPPPPPPP

can't we all just get along?
sheesh