Texts from Bennett

it should be noted that ilx went permanently downhill once the mods stopped letting us do polls to determine who is and who isn't good at posting

C.K. Dexter Holland has a very discernible posting style

yeah, people lost that competitive edge to dare to be great once they lost the incentive of quarterly evals (xpost)

thanks for at least googleproofing my name, http://www.itseasybeinggreen.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/300x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/N/7/N7716R.jpg

toilet!?

dear mr. toilet, i'm the chris

yeah, people lost that competitive edge to dare to be great once they lost the incentive of quarterly evals (xpost)

― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 4:28 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink

i think they were more like weekly?

I mean the beginning of it is you're hating on a dude whose hustle is a dumb internet joke. you swing right in being aggro defensive about it but man you got no leg to stand on there, if you wanna give shit to ppl trying to cash in on a dumb internet joke ok cool you've got good points but you have to be ok with ppl saying "whoa glass house there dude" & capping on you. you have to. I mean seriously, if I swung in hating on a singer-songwriter with his acoustic guitar whose material was quasi-autobiographical and I was like "look at this fuckin' asshole! boo-fuckin-hoo what a hard life you've had!" I would not get really AND YOU GUYS CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP about taking a little shit about it on that thread man.

xpost I totally don't get the toilet part either though it made me lol & if anybody googles Xtoph3r with a strikethrough then lol c'mon man

i humbly and politely request that dayo and "Cooper Chucklebutt" stop being dicks to me.

if you do something in life, you can either be good or bad at it. a very large portion of us are good at breathing, but some aren't. some of us are good at posting, and others just aren't. there's no way around it.

http://www.aisleate.com/ProductImages/n1664.jpg

i humbly and politely request that dayo and "Cooper Chucklebutt" stop being dicks to me.

oh please can I pull this card on you the next time you go ham on one of my posts?

i would prefer it if you didn't segregate the good people of ILX into their respective "posting styles" (classes?)

yeah, i'm the one being a dick

― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 10:21 PM

if this is december, february is gonna be loads of fun!

http://www.itseasybeinggreen.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/300x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/N/7/N7716R.jpg

El Sandboxo, may I point out that you've were on an unprovoked monthlong anti-whiney rampage on old SB-friendly ILX and payback is, in fact, a motherfucker now that we're in the sandbox DMZ

dude I'll cop to all of that except the "unprovoked" part

i feel like whiney might be pranking us with this 'wah wah i cry uncle' routine. i mean he posted under his not especially common last name for five years and now he's mad that someone failed to googleproof CHRISTOPHER. this can't be real, right? it feels kinda bennett.

xpost,
http://www.catchmebc.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/41.jpg

c'mon, http://www.itseasybeinggreen.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/300x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/N/7/N7716R.jpg

ew

though I'm at peace with whiney now and will be until he decides I'm a "good poster", then the worrying starts

great thread

which city do you guys think has the worst posters

all of them

also the best white rapper i know...

― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 4:49 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

how is the new HEIGHT tape?

london duh

def

xp to ship: I think its legit, I zinged whiney in a Yo La Tengo thread and used his legal first name there and he got on my case (sorry bout that btw)

really though its just much easier to keep ilx and twitter whiney separate from the critic and author of non-puppy books whiney, because one is a str8 up great read and the other, well, I'll just say I wish more of the other whiney bled through around here

I love whiney btw

― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 12:15 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

ya that public enemy book could have used some zings

damn, the last few posts are cutting me to the very marrow, not even joking :(

i would hug it out with you all if we had a 77

I was just gonna post how I think the lack of a 77 is getting to whiney here

huge fan of the wein

the sandbox needs 'who is a better poster' polls imo

thank you, lamp

you can put me in the first one even if it means losing to snoball

we all know Cookiepuss Chunkletbutt will win anyway

also the best white rapper i know...

― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 4:49 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

how is the new HEIGHT tape?

― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 5:42 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

nah it was one of his friends. what is your deal with trying to SHAME people over things they have no issues about, people they know or music they listen to and have no problem admitting? it just makes no sense.

i would have some insight on your question, but i just got an email from aaron lacrate

Okay whiney, when you use zings for lulz/goofin off/all-in-good-fun type stuff as part of this "ilx persona" that you've acknowledged is not the real you, but then you also use zings/ridic hyperbole as both a debate tool (almost exclusively, I might add) and to respond to people who are offending you, how can you expect everyone to take it seriously ?

what the fuck are you even babbling about, al? i was just making a baltimore inside baseball joke, man

well you did it too well because i was referring to a friend of Height's!

hahaha awesome

"uh pump that wham city double rainbow gutter gutter garfield alf music, get the butter"

i mean you just keep coming with these jeers that aren't actually jokes, nobody's laughing at your wit because nobody gets the references or the context and the person who does thinks you're barely making sense either. it's this weird zero sum game where 'zing culture' becomes kind of humorless and abstract.

::deletes posts cuz i like where this is going better::