Excelsior thread! Lots of laughs, rolling on the floor lauging, umm, maybe we should think of some short ways of saying that...

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WHO IS IT? [admin: bloglink 86'd]
-- PEW (HouseholdNam...), December 5th, 2006.

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SHUT THE FUCK UP.
-- John Justen wants to hit you in the head with a pipewrench. (johnjuste...), December 5th, 2006.

-- Mr. Que (pelagi...) (webmail), December 7th, 2006 5:58 PM. (Party with me Punker) (later) (link)

31. Maria showed scott how to post pictures.

-- grady (goforgrad...), December 7th, 2006. (later)

and yes omg he-man sings
tears in eyes for 4:28 min

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYnn51C3X_w

-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 8th, 2006. (later)

Actually I've never asked Tracer how he got into Brown, maybe he's an alaskan bushman too

-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 8th, 2006. (later)

I DO NOT HAVE ALASKAN BUSHMAN GENETICS I HAVE OHIO-MINNESOTAN BUSHMAN GENETICS THANK YOU VERY MUCH

-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), December 8th, 2006. (later)

(huge flamewar wherein my comments are repeatedly misinterpreted as being against affirmative action in six five etc)

-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 8th, 2006. (later)

TOMBOT: KEEPIN A BRUTHA DOWN SINCE 2001

-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), December 8th, 2006. (later)

Centuries of Tolkein and intermittent Lutheran influence from the Honkies has shaped the Ohio-Minnesotan Bushman culture into its modern form. Computer science, German opera and Dr. Who Slash are the principal arts among the Ohio-Minnesotan Bushman tribe.

-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 8th, 2006. (later)

did you see what I did there guys
-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 8th, 2006.

You're a retard.
-- Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...), December 8th, 2006.

was the CIA involved?

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-- PEW (HouseholdNam...), Today 6:16 PM. (PEW) (later) (link)

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lennon hired chapman to kill him so he wouldn't have to live in a world with you.

-- deep space nine (a.brother.runs.this.shi...), Today 6:18 PM. (deep space nine) (later) (link)

To get to the other side?

-- David RER (quoteidio...), Today 6:51 PM. (Frank Fiore) (later) (link)

and there's a BRO talking on his cell phone, bragging to his friend about the strip club he went to last night and how socal has "dude, so many oriental girls here."

-- paresthesia hilton (jb...), December 8th, 2006. (get bent)

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No eyepatch?

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), December 8th, 2006. (Ned)

asia will blow his fucking MIND, bro.

-- Jessie the Monster (meeea...), December 8th, 2006. (scarymonster)

-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...), Yesterday 7:29 PM. (trm) (later) (link)

"Rell me ruhbout ruh rabbits ruhgain."

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), Yesterday 7:31 PM. (Ned) (later) (link)

timing: the coordination of striking the ball at the right time

-- DJ Martian (altmartinu...), December 10th, 2006.

Thank you for explaining the concept of timing for us all.

-- Matt DC (runmd...), December 10th, 2006.

writing: the use of a pen or keyboard to type words

-- Lou Calvert (...), December 10th, 2006.

Vagina: That thing Martian has to pay to touch

-- Unnecessary (loopdaloo...), December 10th, 2006.

EX: A RODEO, HENTAI

-- jessie is logged out yet again! will the madness ever stop! (u...) (webmail), December 11th, 2006 5:49 PM. (later) (link)

I just found out my parents might be getting this for Ophelia. SHould I be worried?

-- nathalie (wotwotwo...), December 6th, 2006. (later)

No, every kid should have their own cute Asian friend.

-- nu_onimo (gerry.wat...), December 6th, 2006. (later)

Besides the long solos and the nerdy lyrics. Does ProgRock have less melody that other Rock? I mean what is it that distinquishes it, musiclaly?

-- PEW (HouseholdNam...), December 12th, 2006.

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It has no input from coloured musics.

-- Comstock Carabinieri (copp...), December 12th, 2006.

-- Dragons (per the previous FAQ answer) (nklshs@ilx.biz), December 4th, 2006.

wait what happened

-- step hen faps (curtis.stephen...), December 4th, 2006.

-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), December 12th, 2006.

also my girlfriend misheard it as "NOW I COMMAND YOU N*GGAS TO GET PUPPIES" which would make it even better i think

-- max (mreadn...), December 12th, 2006.

-- deep space nine (a.brother.runs.this.shi...) (webmail), December 12th, 2006 8:21 PM. (deep space nine) (later) (link)

that is the most repulsive thing ever posted to ILX

-- Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...) (webmail), December 12th, 2006 8:22 PM. (Allyzay Eisenschefter) (later) (link)

um, tubgirl?

-- David RER (quoteidio...) (webmail), December 12th, 2006 8:23 PM. (Frank Fiore) (later) (link)

It's in the top 3, tho.

-- David RER (quoteidio...) (webmail), December 12th, 2006 8:23 PM. (Frank Fiore) (later) (link)

that needs to go into noize board quarterly .gif review

-- grbchv! (reduhnekkisssss...) (webmail), December 12th, 2006 8:24 PM. (gbx) (later) (link)

I find that grosser than tubgirl.

-- Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...) (webmail), December 12th, 2006 8:25 PM. (Allyzay Eisenschefter) (later) (link)

at least tubgirl is charming

-- this is cutty (holle...) (webmail), December 12th, 2006 8:26 PM. (mcutt) (later) (link)

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), Today. (nostudium)

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I don't drink in bars like that.
-- Fat Lady Wrestler (noodlevagu...), December 13th, 2006. (later)

-- jhoshea (totalwizar...), December 13th, 2006.

-- nabisco (san...), December 13th, 2006.

Part of me says "TUBGIRL HAS BEEN INVOKED, YOU ARE AT WORK, DON'T RISK IT."