Texts from Bennett

38 whiney v razors

39 whiney v owls

40 whiney v cd binders

41 whiney v adulthood

42 whiney v cool dogs

43 whiney v memes
44 whiney v pregnancy

can you guys stop tweeting literally every thirty seconds about this top50 list

what hurts the most abt this thread is that some quality zings just got lost in the shuffle here

rip

45 whiney v yo la tengo

wait is this a top 50 list or a top 51 list

setting someone up for the 52 sb layup there iatee

pretty shocking that a relentless 50-post personal attack isn't grounds for banning, but do what you do, mods

46 vhiney v veingarten

47 whiney v shocking mod standards

relentless 50-post personal attack v He Hit Me (and it felt like a kiss)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_AcBUSVxs82w/Snq-syZP4EI/AAAAAAAATxI/Lpa54FSdlaQ/s400/Rolling-Stone.jpg

47 post attack, you can't expect mods to take you seriously if you exaggerate

yah its hardly been relentless, i got up and ate lunch for a while

^ 48

imo the much more bannable offense is that none of the 48 were funny in the slightest

oh man now he has to start from 0

49 whiney v humor

#8 was p funny

pretty shocking that a relentless 50-post personal attack isn't grounds for banning, but do what you do, mods

― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 3:52 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

haha dude it has almost been statistically proven that you are the most aggressive and insulting poster (or at least the most frequently banned) in the history of this board. i don't wanna give up the olive branch so soon but c'mon you forfeited your victim card YEARS ago.

also this is clearly just a bad joke gone horribly awry not any sort of relentless personal attack

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/ncc74656/Relentless4.jpg

i kinda wonder how many wigger dirtbags have been discreetly asked by a friend if their middle name is bennett in the last couple months

God dammit dude you are goading me into posting my entry-level undergrand thinkgraf on the MEANING of Texts from Bennett & the more interesting 2ndary MEANING of why people who don't find it funny get pissed off about it

oh this?

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/

Its not the lack of humor that bothers me, its the casual racism.

haha dude it has almost been statistically proven that you are the most aggressive and insulting poster (or at least the most frequently banned) in the history of this board. i don't wanna give up the olive branch so soon but c'mon you forfeited your victim card YEARS ago.

― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 4:15 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

since you apparantly think I'm worse than dom, i'll start by going from thread to thread calling you racist for your cute contraction of "white n****r" in this thread

50. whiney v contractions

50. whiney v contractions
xp LOL

before I finally give into that urge tho some dude can we perma-moratorium on the word "wigger"? it's an offensive word to use imo

xp no man it's not "stuff white people like" - there's something genuinely complex in why something like this gets the FUCK YOU, NOT FUNNY from whiney, something as I say earlier about performing identity & adopted subcultural/cultural spaces etc

what is mac lethal even like as a rapper

"worse than dom" is a relative term because i love passantino too. y'all are cooler and funnier imo than a lot of nice people but i'm not going to act like you're NOT assholes on principle or anything.

I think we can all agree it's a stupid term but let's not make this thread about some dude

yeah i'm not going to defend throwing around that word because it's obviously pretty loaded (although i might argue just HOW offensive it is) but it's an undeniably useful word in shorthand for how people look at or discuss 'people like Bennett'

"those people"

also the best white rapper i know put 'wigger' in an album title a while back and i felt like it was kind of good ballsy line in the sand to draw since most white rappers are SO afraid of being associated with that word and the Bennett-types who it usually is applied to (xpost)

i have seen mac lethal live and i can confirm that he is completely and totally awful fyi

thanks for nothing old school rolling rhymesayers events i wasted way too much time going to years ago

i think it was Mac Lethal who I saw do a freestyle with the Konami code in it; which is kinda awesome when it comes from a "real rapper" and not one of the Penny Arcade nerdcore rappers

pitchfork was pretty hilariously enthusiastic the one time lil wayne stringed multiple mortal kombat references into a verse

john wayne couldnt even stand the reign of the text

haha dude it has almost been statistically proven that you are the most aggressive and insulting poster (or at least the most frequently banned) in the history of this board. i don't wanna give up the olive branch so soon but c'mon you forfeited your victim card YEARS ago.

― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 4:15 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark

fyi this isn't called being an aggressive and insulting poster, it's called having a 'discernible posting style'

poor widdle persecuted dayo

yeah i'm not going to defend throwing around that word because it's obviously pretty loaded (although i might argue just HOW offensive it is) but it's an undeniably useful word in shorthand for how people look at or discuss 'people like Bennett'

actually this is part of my beef with it - "people like Bennett" (all caveats apply here, Bennett's a caricature and when I think of "people like Bennett" I think more of 12-year-olds I used to know from Marshalltown, IA in the late 90s discovering Master P and feeling like the world he describes [in which they fervently believe] speaks more to them than the world of Marshall County) are sort of just the present historical iteration of 1) the desire of young people to possess recognizable cultural identities through which to relate to one another and 2) the need people have, and this is a more present-historical-moment part of it I think, to shed or modify or reshape their cultural identity/perceived-non-identity. beyond that it's just - if we wouldn't drop an n-bomb I think wigger is kinda sneaking it in through the back door & I wince when I hear it

there's something genuinely complex in why something like this gets the FUCK YOU, NOT FUNNY from whiney,

I can't speak for Whiney but I genuinely dislike sites like "Texts From Last Night" just because they're only funny in the context of these things actually happening, when it's clear that like 95% of the entries on the site are completely made up. It's the same reason why Adam Sandler movies are not funny, b/c we KNOW that Sandler paid an actor to dress up like fat Colonel Sanders, when in reality it would actually be funny if you saw that guy on the street. The humor on this site is exactly that, like yeah we know teenagers who really do speak like that, but they're never scatterbrained nor do they speak/text with so many "unintentional" punchlines, the whole thing is just insulting, making all the casual racism seem even worse - I don't think it's "genuinely complex", it's just another level of stupid