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NEVER EVER ON VDAY

IT'S FUNNY BUT I FEEL LIKE I'M SPEAKING IN FORTE AND YES IT'S VERY EXHAUSTING WHICH IS WEIRD

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

WELL I COULDN'T POSSIBLY INTRODUCE YOU *TODAY* ANYWAY; A. IS FINALLY GETTING OVER THE FLU AND I GET TO STAY HOME FOR THE NIGHT

IT IS EXHAUSTING TO READ THIS. I CAN KIND OF PICTURE US ALL STANDING AND SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER FOR HOURS, THOUGH.

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

I SUSPECT WE WOULD ALL SOUND A LITTLE BIT LIKE THIS FELLOW:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtb7BGF8p_I

HE HAS BEEN SPEAKING IN ALL CAPS FOR TOO LONG. OH THE HUMANITY.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

MY GOD THAT POOR MAN. IT'S PROBABLY TOO LATE FOR A FULL RECOVERY.

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Sorry to break the all caps flow, but I wanted to salute El Jefe for his courage to arrange the intervention Dan so desperately needs to reject his overwhelming homophobia.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

NED, YOU MUST ASSIMILATE!

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

NED, WE ARE IN THIS TOGETHER. MIXED CASE = MUDDLED MINDS.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:04 (seventeen years ago) link

LEX SEEMS LIKE A NICE GUY, BUT CALLING A MAN A SCHOOLGIRL IS MORE MISOGYNISTIC THAN HOMOPHOBIC. DAN HAS SO MANY PROBLEMS TO WORK THROUGH, BUT WE ARE ALL FRIENDS.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link

wait dan hates fags?!?!

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

The Lex thinks Dan thinks that way. The Lex is deeply mistaken.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

jw, a quick tip about Hastings thread; a lot of what is said is crazy b.s. If you read through RealILX and took it seriously, you might get the idea that I was a prostitute/assasin. And that's not exactly what happened.

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't get what made this Lex person think that Dan is homophobic, though.

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

you might get the idea that I was a prostitute/assasin. And that's not exactly what happened.

Instead, you ARE a prostitute/assassin. Tense is key.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link

No. No. No. Dan hates women.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

SARA NEVER ACCEPTED THE MONEY, FROM WHAT I HAD HEARD

(I told him that the way he wrote about music was the equivalent of a teenaged girl lipsynching to pop songs in the mirror and that his methods of analysis privileged image, fashion and PR over actual music. He decided I said this to him because he is gay, not because he writes about music like a teenaged girl etc etc etc.)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Dan hates gay women.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Instead, you ARE a prostitute/assassin. Tense is key.

"I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too."

-MH

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Why am I suddenly having flashbacks of T0dd dancing to "Vogue?"

LEAVE THE PAST IN THE PAST PEOPLE

(AND NED, YOU JUST HUSH.)

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

NED WATCH OUT
SHE WILL SHOT YOU WITH BREASTGUNS

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Like in the Mirwais video? ROXOR.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:27 (seventeen years ago) link

HUSH-PUPPETS

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:28 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha wait WHAT MIRWAIS VIDEO???????????????????

:-0

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:28 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.gamebooks.org/gallery/cyoa045.jpg

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:28 (seventeen years ago) link

SWEATER PISTOLS

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:28 (seventeen years ago) link

If you had ever met me in person, Ned, you'd know that that isn't much of a potential threat. (xpost)

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Dan, for you:

Mirwais -- "Disco Science"

NFSW, I'd say.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, I was hoping you meant "Missing You.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Well now people can watch both and decide.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:34 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG, I actually self-edited. I was going to write something over the line. (MY LINE)

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

OK HARDCORE ROFFLES WAU!

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW FB HAD A LINE!

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

IN THE COMSMETICS INDUSTRY, FB'S LINE IS MORE COMMENLY REFERRED TO AS A "BRAZILIAN WAX"

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:41 (seventeen years ago) link

COMSMETICS?

(OUCH)

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:42 (seventeen years ago) link

John hates gays.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:43 (seventeen years ago) link

And women. And farm animals.

BUT HE HAS HIS REASONS.

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:44 (seventeen years ago) link

KEEP YOUR SPELLCHECKING LAWS OUT OF MY ALL CAPS WOMB, NAZI

XPOST

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW FB HAD A LINE!
-- Sara Robinson-Coolidge (sr...), February 14th, 2007.

Yes, but no light escapes from the other side of my line. Sometimes, unwholesome things crawl across that line, only to die and sublimate in the light.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Sometimes? Only sometimes?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Sometimes...they survive:

http://chiane.tukijaverkosto.org/mlp/col_y7_sparkle.jpg

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link

WHEN YOU ARE GOING TO FALSELY SLANDER SOMEONE, FB, YOU DO IT IN ALL CAPS.

FOR EXAMPLE "FB LIKES TO SNORT COKE OFF OF DEAD HOOKERS"

VS.

"fb likes to snort heroin off of dead hookers"

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link

The unwholesome things crawl both ways, in my experience.

JOHN, I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ONE MORE THING ABOUT YOUR WOMB.

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh yes you do.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Ned, your professional curiosity is yours alone.

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey, YOU'RE the nurse. You're supposed to care about medical freaks of nature.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:55 (seventeen years ago) link

To quote my roommate, "Keep your laws off my duderus."

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:56 (seventeen years ago) link

OK, HERE ARE TWO THINGS ABOUT MY WOMB THEN. IT IS COMPLETELY NORMAL IN SIZE, AND I KEEP IT IN A VLASSIC PICKLE JAR IN THE FRIDGE.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Care about them, sure, but hear about them, no.

(Also, I won't be a nurse for 3 years. Plenty of time for John to have a hysterectomy.)

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:57 (seventeen years ago) link

John, remind me never to eat at your house.

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:57 (seventeen years ago) link

John & Kali, you guys rock. Thanks for helping us kill the Miller Lite.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I have the sense that FB just finally woke up from last night...

Here's your birth control motivation for the day: I gave J. a mochi (someone had given me a box after a recent trip). She didn't like it. So she squished it up and smeared it all over her hands, her feet (she took her socks off to do this), and a coffee table. Argh!

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

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