ILNFL sandbox thread, because you shouldn't pass up a chance to LOL @ the NY Giants

Marvin Lewis icing kicker = INSTANT KARMA IN THE ASS when Cowher did the same thing on the Bungles GW attempt - and it worked!

Marvin must be starting to huff the same stuff as his players.

The Bengals have had more success overall as a franchise, but like the Saints, they seem to have a history of pulling defeat out of the jaws of victory.

Considering everything, they did not deserve to go to the playoffs. They had a lot of key injuries to go with the off the field crap that led to some of their problems early on, but they still should have won 11 games.

Dallas Clark coming back for Indy is a pretty big thing. He played pretty good today, even with the big knee brace. For the Colts to have a chance in the playoffs, they are going to have to come out bombs away and try to get up a couple scores. If they can get up a bit, it will force teams to have to throw.

The evil Pats are lurking out there. I think they are kind of dark horse scary at this point, as their defense seems to have gelled and is much better than last year. If it ends up with NE and the Ravens for the AFC title game, I will be looking forward to baseball getting started. I will watch ANYONE but those two.

I think the Eagles might be the favorite now in the NFC, they definitely look like a more complete club right now. The Bears D is pretty average now and it doesn't matter who plays QB. Dallas, the Giants and Seattle are all pretty much a joke. I'd like to think that the Saints could get there, but they have been pretty ho hum since blasting the Cowboys in the last few weeks.

I've got a bad feeling it is going to end up with either NE or Baltimore winning it all and the thought of that makes me kind of sick.

Broncos cornerback shot and killed in drive-by"

-- The PEW Research Center for Panty-Twisting (crump...), December 31st, 2006. (later)

not this week. saw the first td in the hotel bar, figured saints would dominate. ;_;

That Darrent Williams shooting is a real shame and a saddening story.

i too am terrified that Baltimore could win the SB. i think they have the best shot right now, though the pats could deliver unto them a mighty rapin'. i dont think the pats are good enough to win the SB right now, but tell that to the Rams I guess. the fact that KC and the Jets are in the playoffs should temper any "nfc sux u r all fags" talk imo. i have a feeling that Seattle could get hot in the playoffs, they looked good against SD when they weren't giving the game away (tho they were at home).

Kansas City at Indianapolis (u herd me~)
Dallas at Seattle
N.Y. Jets at New England
N.Y. Giants at Philadelphia

-- Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...) (webmail), December 12th, 2006 3:22 PM. (Allyzay Eisenschefter)

lawl

idk why but i really thought grossman would turn it around by the end of the season. lmbo @ me. anyway the defense is the real problem now :(

i'm thinking an eagles-pats or bears-pats rematch this year!

god i couldn't believe grossman last night. that fumble & that second INT esp. they should see if they can wheel and deal for matt schaub or something, he's gotta be better. or vinny testaverde maybe?

Travis Taylor.

i guess that this "honor" should be called "the steamer wilson award" (after that dude on the bengals in 1989 who was found in his hotel shower offa his mind on coke & may have cost the bengals the SB that year).

I know they have Schottenheimer and everything, but I really like the Chargers' chances. I think they're easily the least flawed, least injured team in the AFC.

schottenheimer is a BIG obstacle -- "death, taxes, and no team coached by marty schottenheimer ever getting to the SB," and all that. i'm picking the ravens v. seahawks.

i feel shitty now :-(

(my predictions re schottenheimer, the ravens and the seahawks still stands tho')

and though i picked the seahawks to win the NFC, i also like the eagles' chances (even though i think that they'll lose it in the end).

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LOL @ Mora Sr. being drilled on the coaching changes today on NFLN. Also LOL @ other commentators repeatedly suggesting that Falcons should consider Mariucci, way to have respect for yr fellow broadcaster dudes. "Your son sucks! You know who would be awesome, that drunk who is always on Eisen's jock and cryin' over Favre. He would be better...than your son LOL!~!!"

hearing mooch's name get thrown around scares me, keep those WCO mofos away from the team ploz.

Cincy gets big play to put themselves in field goal range with less than a minute left

They race down the field and spike the ball to stop the clock

They can't the next play off in time so call a timeout

They then kneel down two times in a row

Miss field goal

lol

Eisen: Hi, I'm Rich Eisen! I'm too good to be here today, so I'm gonna leave you with Schefter.
Schefter: Hi, I'm Adam Schefter! With me tonight are Jamie and Marshall. Guys, what do you think about the 2007 NFL season?
Marshall: Basically, it was terrible. The Carolina Panthers can really go straight to hell, I lost my pool because of them.
Jamie: I agree wholeheartedly with Marshall on this one, the Panthers are a terrible team.
Schefter: Ah but guys, you are forgetting something when you say 2007 was terrible!!
(CUT TO DENNY GREEN SPEECH)
Everyone: LOL LOL LOL LOL OMG WTF LOLLL
Schefter: I can watch that until 2008, and I think we might very well start that goal up tonight. Anyway, those of you at home might notice that Mooch is not with us tonight either. That is because he is auditioning for the head coaching job in Atlanta, amirite!?
EVERYONE: LOL OLOLLOLOLOL ROFFLES
Mora Sr: (glowers in corner, hordes the precious)
Schefter: Oh hey guys, remember this!!!
(DENNY GREEN AGAIN)
Everyone: LOL Maybe he can coach the Falcons!! LOL
Jamie: Hey Mora, do you think 3 years is long enough for a coach to really be given a chance in a system?
Mora sr: Well, it depends on the team and the coach and the schedule and the moon and whether or not ILX is up and what kind of cheese I like best that day, but in general I'd say no, you need at least 6 years, I mean look at Cowher.
Jamie: That doesn't make much sense, also you were someone advocating benching Vick, doesn't he deserve 6 years.
Mora Sr: No.
Jamie: Ok well what do you think about Mooch sonning your son in a Falcons beef LOL
Mora Sr: (HEAD EXPLODES)
Schefter: Well that was very interesting, thanks Jamie and Coach. Hey, guys, wanna watch Denny Green again? I can watch that forever.

(etc)

Jamie: Ok well what do you think about Mooch sonning your son in a Falcons beef LOL
Mora Sr: (HEAD EXPLODES)

lolololol.

i feel bad for mora because he's done nothing but stand up for vick the past 3 seasons (to a fault, really), and what does he get for his troubles? A KNIFE IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN BACK. you're really makin all the top coaches wanna come here, dude