Texts from Bennett

XD

i think jordan s is more concerned with discernible posting style than deej is iirc?

^ this is not something a healthy adult should rc

maybe i just ignore more of deej's posts ...

there's actually a discussion to be had about performing identity & forging personae & lol authenticity here imo

long graf explaining what I mean deleted because whogivesashit.jpg

would be worthwhile thread imho

just plz include 'discernable posting style' in the title

just don't ever stray outside of the "white guy who likes rap" persona whiney

guys, won't anyone think about Bennett?
he's the reason for the season

http://www.baltimoresun.com/media/photo/2011-12/66961627-23132339.jpg

"That's you in chemistry lol nuts man. You should stop it before it gets outta control," one person wrote.

"May I call you 'teek teek' from now on?" another asked, referring to the nickname the fictitious Jacobs was said to have been known as.

R.I.P

btw, even during the stressful and distracting holidays, a sentence as convoluted as "'May I call you 'teek teek' from now on?' another asked, referring to the nickname the fictitious Jacobs was said to have been known as" should never find its way into a major newspaper.
in further lol chicago tribune news
http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/alternatethumbnails/photogallery/2011-12/42573893-27111553.jpg

no whineys v math or ows???

35 whiney v math
36 whiney v ows
37 whiney v entitled rich white kids

38 whiney v razors

39 whiney v owls

40 whiney v cd binders

41 whiney v adulthood

42 whiney v cool dogs

43 whiney v memes
44 whiney v pregnancy

can you guys stop tweeting literally every thirty seconds about this top50 list

what hurts the most abt this thread is that some quality zings just got lost in the shuffle here

rip

45 whiney v yo la tengo

wait is this a top 50 list or a top 51 list

setting someone up for the 52 sb layup there iatee

pretty shocking that a relentless 50-post personal attack isn't grounds for banning, but do what you do, mods

46 vhiney v veingarten

47 whiney v shocking mod standards

relentless 50-post personal attack v He Hit Me (and it felt like a kiss)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_AcBUSVxs82w/Snq-syZP4EI/AAAAAAAATxI/Lpa54FSdlaQ/s400/Rolling-Stone.jpg

47 post attack, you can't expect mods to take you seriously if you exaggerate

yah its hardly been relentless, i got up and ate lunch for a while

^ 48

imo the much more bannable offense is that none of the 48 were funny in the slightest

oh man now he has to start from 0

49 whiney v humor

#8 was p funny

pretty shocking that a relentless 50-post personal attack isn't grounds for banning, but do what you do, mods

― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 3:52 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

haha dude it has almost been statistically proven that you are the most aggressive and insulting poster (or at least the most frequently banned) in the history of this board. i don't wanna give up the olive branch so soon but c'mon you forfeited your victim card YEARS ago.

also this is clearly just a bad joke gone horribly awry not any sort of relentless personal attack

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/ncc74656/Relentless4.jpg

i kinda wonder how many wigger dirtbags have been discreetly asked by a friend if their middle name is bennett in the last couple months

God dammit dude you are goading me into posting my entry-level undergrand thinkgraf on the MEANING of Texts from Bennett & the more interesting 2ndary MEANING of why people who don't find it funny get pissed off about it

oh this?

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/

Its not the lack of humor that bothers me, its the casual racism.

haha dude it has almost been statistically proven that you are the most aggressive and insulting poster (or at least the most frequently banned) in the history of this board. i don't wanna give up the olive branch so soon but c'mon you forfeited your victim card YEARS ago.

― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 4:15 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

since you apparantly think I'm worse than dom, i'll start by going from thread to thread calling you racist for your cute contraction of "white n****r" in this thread

50. whiney v contractions

50. whiney v contractions
xp LOL

before I finally give into that urge tho some dude can we perma-moratorium on the word "wigger"? it's an offensive word to use imo

xp no man it's not "stuff white people like" - there's something genuinely complex in why something like this gets the FUCK YOU, NOT FUNNY from whiney, something as I say earlier about performing identity & adopted subcultural/cultural spaces etc