you didn't say 'heroic', i did. you are a hero of pointless nerdy shit to me! i love your book (not the dog one) and your albums! and i'm sorry if my insufficient appreciation of your lesser works (like some display names and alter egos like cool dave) has made you feel like you need to insult my humble works.― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 12:13 PM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink
― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 12:13 PM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink
are we gonna have to have a hug it out in the sand thread?
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:15 (twelve years ago) link
don't u have a rolling stone to edit
― amon, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:15 (twelve years ago) link
whiney v the actual definition of the word "literally"
― judith, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:15 (twelve years ago) link
13 whiney v the literal definition of the word "literally"
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:16 (twelve years ago) link
14 whiney v the symbolic meaning of trucker hats
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:17 (twelve years ago) link
cannot deal with this thread rn
― max max max max, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:18 (twelve years ago) link
15 whiney v max
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:18 (twelve years ago) link
something about this post filled me with joy
― undervalued aerosmith tchotchkes sold in bulk, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:19 (twelve years ago) link
16 whiney v joy
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:20 (twelve years ago) link
some dude, you know i'm a fan of yours,
and its just that a) i can't help but react to the fact that you started deej-riding me circa my 51 when you should have shown goon unity and b) you are starting to get a little hot over lightweight zings (like the burger list one). Here is the olive branch
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a2/Olive_branch.svg/744px-Olive_branch.svg.png
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:20 (twelve years ago) link
how do i killfile in the sandbox
WHINEYVERSUYKILLFILW
--KNOOPSTA CHUCKLEBUCKJ
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:21 (twelve years ago) link
17 whiney v hate
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:21 (twelve years ago) link
18 whiney v capslock
― sarahel, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:22 (twelve years ago) link
All my friends know the deej riderThe deej rider is a little higherdeej rider drives a little slowerdeej rider is a real goerdeej rider knows every street yeah!deej rider is the one to meet yeah!deej rider don't use no gas nowdeej rider don't drive to fastTake a little tripTake a little tripTake a little trip and seeTake a little tripTake a little tripTake a little trip with me
― amon, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:22 (twelve years ago) link
don't forget creatively bankrupt newish chillwave/post-AnCo bands whose names are just '80s ephemera
― judith, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:22 (twelve years ago) link
19 whiney v whiney
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:23 (twelve years ago) link
Fuck you guys if I wanted thus Julia Roberts shit I woulda just started a Runaway Bride thread
― Stevie :-D, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:23 (twelve years ago) link
20 whiney v creatively bankrupt newish chillwave/post-AnCo bands whose names are just '80s ephemera
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, December 28, 2011 12:20 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
otm
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:23 (twelve years ago) link
i feel literal despair atm ://///////
― well then (є(٥_ ٥)э), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:23 (twelve years ago) link
yo whiney I got my own whiney v. jokes but I'm holding back because I know you fuckin loathe it when a joke goes on forever with diminishing lol returns so give me a fuckin cookie for that shit, thank you
― undervalued aerosmith tchotchkes sold in bulk, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link
dying at knoopa
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link
i feel literal despair atm ://///////― well then (є(٥_ ٥)э), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 12:23 PM (18 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink
― well then (є(٥_ ٥)э), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 12:23 PM (18 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink
spoken like a true beta
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link
come on man i cant get to 50 on my own! xp
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link
aero, you get a cookie.jpg, but it would have been cupcakes.gif if you were smart enough to put "joke" in scare quotes
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:25 (twelve years ago) link
20. Whiney vs. kicking dead horses
― Stevie :-D, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link
22 whiney v "joke"
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link
"smart enough"
― amon, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link
23 whiney v intelligence
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:28 (twelve years ago) link
InternalInternal conflicts occur when a Whiney is in disagreement with him or herself. Specifically, this occurs when Whiney has two or more values or traits in opposition. Examples:Whiney who discovers his partner is taking bribes and must choose between loyalty to his friend and upholding the law.A middle-aged Whiney struggling with a decision to follow the teachings of Jesus or remain an unbeliever.RelationalRelational conflicts are incompatibilities in how two or more individuals relate to one another - Fathers to Sons, Bosses to Whiney, Slaves to Masters, etc. Note that the incompatibilities need to grow organically out of the personalities of the individuals rather than from external circumstances. Examples:The classic love triangle plot where a girl must choose between boy A and Whiney.A mother who attempts to regulate the life of her wildflower daughter with diabetes who is now an adult wtf I can't do anything with this one.ExternalExternal conflicts arise from obstacles located outside Whiney including nature, the supernatural, or society. Examples:A teenage father who desires to provide for Whiney but has a criminal record that severely limits his job opportunities.A brave knight who faces a fiery dragon to free Whiney.The classic outdoor survival plot: man versus Whiney.
― undervalued aerosmith tchotchkes sold in bulk, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:28 (twelve years ago) link
21. whiney v thread "trends"
― sarahel, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:29 (twelve years ago) link
25 whiney v "conflict"
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:29 (twelve years ago) link
Says the guy who can't handle counting to 50 without skipping every sixth number.
― shakur rump (I left my login in El Sandboxo), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:29 (twelve years ago) link
whiney v defaulting to capslock OMGWTFBBQ style humor to make fun of someone
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:30 (twelve years ago) link
tbf 50 is like the biggest number xp
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:30 (twelve years ago) link
iRespectWhiney
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:30 (twelve years ago) link
i did whiney v capslock already, dayo, keep up!
― sarahel, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:30 (twelve years ago) link
oh ok
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:32 (twelve years ago) link
25 whiney v foucault
26 whiney v hipsters who talk about foucault
i will take the olive branch w/ a smile, i got luv 4 u boo, aight i gotta run to a job interview and try to get my life out of the fucking toilet, happy holidays everybody
― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:32 (twelve years ago) link
27 whiney v beef
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:33 (twelve years ago) link
28 whiney v the British
― sarahel, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:33 (twelve years ago) link
dayo vs having no discernable posting style whatsoever beyond "squandering his afternoons on tiresome whiney madlibs dickriding" to the point where I don't even know how to make fun of him
― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:33 (twelve years ago) link
http://wap.rajvideo.com/files/MixAnimations/Animation_Birds/animation_free-miscellaneous/dove_with_olive_branch_wapday-com.gif
― amon, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:33 (twelve years ago) link
whiney hates foucault?
― judith, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:34 (twelve years ago) link
29 whiney v dayo
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:34 (twelve years ago) link
30 whiney v posters w/o discernible style
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:35 (twelve years ago) link
whiney madlibs dickriding
there's a funny animated .gif waiting to be made
― sarahel, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:35 (twelve years ago) link
"funny"
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 17:36 (twelve years ago) link