Texts from Bennett

you didn't say 'heroic', i did. you are a hero of pointless nerdy shit to me! i love your book (not the dog one) and your albums! and i'm sorry if my insufficient appreciation of your lesser works (like some display names and alter egos like cool dave) has made you feel like you need to insult my humble works.

protip btw if you start typing "figuratively" instead of "literally" every time you're tempted to use it you can cure yourself of this bad habit in literally a couple of hours

12 whiney v sarahel

yah whiney's aggro year-round but then there's times when like less stressed whiney knows which battles he should pick

I love whiney btw

you didn't say 'heroic', i did. you are a hero of pointless nerdy shit to me! i love your book (not the dog one) and your albums! and i'm sorry if my insufficient appreciation of your lesser works (like some display names and alter egos like cool dave) has made you feel like you need to insult my humble works.

― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 12:13 PM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

are we gonna have to have a hug it out in the sand thread?

don't u have a rolling stone to edit

whiney v the actual definition of the word "literally"

13 whiney v the literal definition of the word "literally"

14 whiney v the symbolic meaning of trucker hats

cannot deal with this thread rn

15 whiney v max

cannot deal with this thread rn

something about this post filled me with joy

16 whiney v joy

some dude, you know i'm a fan of yours,

and its just that a) i can't help but react to the fact that you started deej-riding me circa my 51 when you should have shown goon unity and b) you are starting to get a little hot over lightweight zings (like the burger list one). Here is the olive branch

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a2/Olive_branch.svg/744px-Olive_branch.svg.png

how do i killfile in the sandbox

WHINEYVERSUYKILLFILW

--KNOOPSTA CHUCKLEBUCKJ

17 whiney v hate

18 whiney v capslock

All my friends know the deej rider
The deej rider is a little higher
deej rider drives a little slower
deej rider is a real goer
deej rider knows every street yeah!
deej rider is the one to meet yeah!
deej rider don't use no gas now
deej rider don't drive to fast
Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip and see
Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip with me

don't forget creatively bankrupt newish chillwave/post-AnCo bands whose names are just '80s ephemera

19 whiney v whiney

Fuck you guys if I wanted thus Julia Roberts shit I woulda just started a Runaway Bride thread

20 whiney v creatively bankrupt newish chillwave/post-AnCo bands whose names are just '80s ephemera

16 whiney v joy

― Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, December 28, 2011 12:20 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

otm

cannot deal with this thread rn

i feel literal despair atm ://///////

yo whiney I got my own whiney v. jokes but I'm holding back because I know you fuckin loathe it when a joke goes on forever with diminishing lol returns so give me a fuckin cookie for that shit, thank you

dying at knoopa

i feel literal despair atm ://///////

― well then (є(٥_ ٥)э), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 12:23 PM (18 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

spoken like a true beta

come on man i cant get to 50 on my own! xp

aero, you get a cookie.jpg, but it would have been cupcakes.gif if you were smart enough to put "joke" in scare quotes

20. Whiney vs. kicking dead horses

22 whiney v "joke"

"smart enough"

23 whiney v intelligence

Internal
Internal conflicts occur when a Whiney is in disagreement with him or herself. Specifically, this occurs when Whiney has two or more values or traits in opposition. Examples:
Whiney who discovers his partner is taking bribes and must choose between loyalty to his friend and upholding the law.
A middle-aged Whiney struggling with a decision to follow the teachings of Jesus or remain an unbeliever.
Relational
Relational conflicts are incompatibilities in how two or more individuals relate to one another - Fathers to Sons, Bosses to Whiney, Slaves to Masters, etc. Note that the incompatibilities need to grow organically out of the personalities of the individuals rather than from external circumstances. Examples:
The classic love triangle plot where a girl must choose between boy A and Whiney.
A mother who attempts to regulate the life of her wildflower daughter with diabetes who is now an adult wtf I can't do anything with this one.
External
External conflicts arise from obstacles located outside Whiney including nature, the supernatural, or society. Examples:
A teenage father who desires to provide for Whiney but has a criminal record that severely limits his job opportunities.
A brave knight who faces a fiery dragon to free Whiney.
The classic outdoor survival plot: man versus Whiney.

21. whiney v thread "trends"

25 whiney v "conflict"

23 whiney v intelligence

Says the guy who can't handle counting to 50 without skipping every sixth number.

whiney v defaulting to capslock OMGWTFBBQ style humor to make fun of someone

tbf 50 is like the biggest number xp

iRespectWhiney

i did whiney v capslock already, dayo, keep up!

oh ok

25 whiney v foucault

26 whiney v hipsters who talk about foucault

i will take the olive branch w/ a smile, i got luv 4 u boo, aight i gotta run to a job interview and try to get my life out of the fucking toilet, happy holidays everybody

27 whiney v beef

28 whiney v the British

dayo vs having no discernable posting style whatsoever beyond "squandering his afternoons on tiresome whiney madlibs dickriding" to the point where I don't even know how to make fun of him

http://wap.rajvideo.com/files/MixAnimations/Animation_Birds/animation_free-miscellaneous/dove_with_olive_branch_wapday-com.gif