ILNFL sandbox thread, because you shouldn't pass up a chance to LOL @ the NY Giants

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I think the Saints could get beat, as they do have a tendency to at points play down to competition.

Agree 100%. This is my biggest fear with them in the playoffs.

William (C), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 14:50 (twelve years ago) link

this appears to be a new facebook viral
http://i.qkme.me/35dbme.jpg

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

tbf he's said he doesn't ask God for wins, or even touchdowns. As much as I'd love for this to be funny, it's a mischaracterization of his prayers/prayer pose.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 18:32 (twelve years ago) link

my issue with the teboning is that it's SUCH a hey look at me moment that's ostensibly NOT supposed to be about him but is instead about his faith in a higher power and how it sustains him. jack, if that's so, then why do you strike a fucking trademarked pose every time?

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 18:48 (twelve years ago) link

also the obvious "how come when you put a bow on a football and give it to a fan that's fifteen yards but this self-aggrandizing shit gets al michael's dick hard" argument

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 18:50 (twelve years ago) link

its not a "hey look at me" moment because tebow designs it as such. that's the way he is and we (the viewers and the media) make it into a big deal

...or fold laundry? (J0n Arbuckle), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

^ this

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, not buying that

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

If you haven't done it already I'd definitely watch that NFL Films video where he's mic'd up during the ridiculous comeback they pulled on the Bears, it's hard to get the sense at all that he's playing up his persona or anything. The whole notion that he's praying for wins or whatever comes from people who have never heard the man talk outside of a soundbite

...or fold laundry? (J0n Arbuckle), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

on a different note, <3 cam newton:

"I had people who can't throw a football telling me my mechanics were wrong," says Newton. "I had people taking shots at my character, classifying me as a thug, as a hoodlum. After Week 3 or 4, all these same people wanted an interview. I said, 'You were giving me all this crap and had so much to say about how I was gonna play, and now you wanna talk? No. Just sit back and watch the show, man.'"

...or fold laundry? (J0n Arbuckle), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

He's the most earnestly religious bubble boy in all of sports (perhaps all of popular media). Despite the fact he probably has a lot of handlers at this point, he still acts like a product of home schooling (which he is) that doesn't have any social graces besides wanting to meet sick kids and talk about his savior.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

sp dude's been a pseudo-pro for like six years already and he's been home schooled for greatness longer than that. i don't think it's a put-on or anything just that it's so deep in his grain that it's indistinguishable from who he is.

or, you know what you just said.

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 December 2011 19:05 (twelve years ago) link

lol anyone who doesnt think tebows and attention whore

Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

*an

Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

http://i56.tinypic.com/6jdjzp.gif

amon, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 22:15 (twelve years ago) link

fuck i was just assuming that GB and DET was tonight, but all the games this week are on Sunday :(

God is great. God is good. And people are crazy. Amen. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 29 December 2011 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

is there a game tonight?

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 December 2011 01:40 (twelve years ago) link

nope

cad, Friday, 30 December 2011 01:40 (twelve years ago) link

aw u got me excited

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 December 2011 01:45 (twelve years ago) link

lol by posting?

cad, Friday, 30 December 2011 01:45 (twelve years ago) link

Didnt even need a bottle of chardonnay and Kenny G

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Friday, 30 December 2011 01:46 (twelve years ago) link

oo girl i'm gonna go long on third and four i'm so confident oooo

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 December 2011 01:47 (twelve years ago) link

congrats to Brad Samford & Son! i thought there was another week left.

brownie, Friday, 30 December 2011 01:57 (twelve years ago) link

the whole reason they ain't doing games on Thursday is so someone doesn't win causing another team on Sunday afternoon to go "whelp we got nothing to play for, throw in the scrubs"

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Friday, 30 December 2011 02:02 (twelve years ago) link

which will still happen for the 4 pm games but whatev

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Friday, 30 December 2011 02:02 (twelve years ago) link

i see five games are on free TV this Sunday. two games both at 10AM and 1PM and than that big game in the night time.

Bee, Friday, 30 December 2011 02:21 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/14733703101/1/tumblr_lwq3rgXABV1qm9ryp

lol why is there a pepsi

Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 15:30 (twelve years ago) link

Haha!

God is great. God is good. And people are crazy. Amen. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 30 December 2011 16:16 (twelve years ago) link

Wait, maybe that's an inflatable thingy over the Pepsi Party Plaza?

God is great. God is good. And people are crazy. Amen. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 30 December 2011 16:17 (twelve years ago) link

omg!

Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 16:19 (twelve years ago) link

freaky

Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 30 December 2011 16:19 (twelve years ago) link

"when i forward flip into the endzone there's nothing that quenches my thirst quite like a mystical levitating pepsi"

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 31 December 2011 05:10 (twelve years ago) link

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k3vin k., Saturday, 31 December 2011 18:20 (twelve years ago) link

RIP

How many days after a period? Started by Tuomas in December 2011 (v-shasty), Saturday, 31 December 2011 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

no Jani Lane no credibility

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 31 December 2011 20:33 (twelve years ago) link

bills 14-0

bills 103 yds
ne -6 yds

j crunchwrap supreme, Sunday, 1 January 2012 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/DxNzR.png

ill admit, this is p exciting, not sure who to root against

Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, 1 January 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

haha wait the bills have 21pts now

Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, 1 January 2012 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

7-0, 14-0, 21-0, 21-7, 21-14...

Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, 1 January 2012 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

Brian Hartline just tried to catch a ball by smacking it with two open palms

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Sunday, 1 January 2012 19:17 (twelve years ago) link

and that's the Mark Sanchez we know and love. right to a DE

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Sunday, 1 January 2012 19:19 (twelve years ago) link

Dan Carpenter from like 56!

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Sunday, 1 January 2012 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

chose to bet $50 on the Texans cuz it was even odds and figured even a Yates-led team would win. then Yates goes out and Delhomme plays like a retarded gorilla on a coke binge. only down 3 but I may be parting w/ that money.

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Sunday, 1 January 2012 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

Carpenter FG was actually 58. and it woulda been good from 62

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Sunday, 1 January 2012 19:29 (twelve years ago) link

TATE

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Sunday, 1 January 2012 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

guys tom brady broke dan marinos sigle season passing record today

Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, 1 January 2012 20:01 (twelve years ago) link

so happy for horseshoe

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 January 2012 20:03 (twelve years ago) link

man this is another 'untouchable' record like Maris's that's just gonna get broken 3000 times now isn't it

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Sunday, 1 January 2012 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

yup

Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, 1 January 2012 20:05 (twelve years ago) link

so happy for horseshoe

― k3vin k., Sunday, January 1, 2012 3:03 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink

:)

Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, 1 January 2012 20:05 (twelve years ago) link


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